Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

A friendly reminder that a newfag is not just someone who is new to the forum, but also someone who is new to a lolcow. We get plenty of newfags whenever Patso is featured. Most know the rules. Some don't. The expression, "Lurk moar, newfag" pretty much covers all that needs to be said to them.

Another friendly reminder that turnabout is fair play. Several people have contacted Dan Mullen's employer to complain about him, to try and get him fired. Have no doubt that if any other Pest's employer were known, said employer would be harassed in an attempt to get the Pest fired. Piggy is a scorpion, a snake. I refer to the the cautionary tale about the scorpion and the frog, and that Tom Jone's song "The Snake".

Final reminder that the Pests are collectively a lolcow, a lolcow gestalt maybe? They are up on the stage performing with the Pig. They are not the audience like KFers are. Every good story has a protagonist and an antagonist. You can decide which is which.

The only dead fish that should be used in any funster pranking is the alewife. Maybe you get the reference, or as Piggy advises, "Look it up."
 
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Meat Target said:
A succession of loud and shrill oinks, bursting suddenly from the throat of the corpulent form, seemed to thrust me violently back. For a brief moment I hesitated, I trembled. Unsheathing my rapier, I began to grope with it about the recess; but the thought of an instant reassured me. I placed my hand upon the solid fabric of the hovel and felt satisfied. I reapproached the wall; I replied to the squeals of him who clamoured. I re-echoed, I aided, I surpassed them in volume and in strength. I did this, and the oinker grew still.

It was now midnight, and my task was drawing to a close. I had completed the eighth, the ninth and the tenth tier. I had finished a portion of the last and the eleventh; there remained but a single stone to be fitted and plastered in. I struggled with its weight; I placed it partially in its destined position. But now there came from out the niche a low laugh that erected the hairs upon my head. It was succeeded by a sad voice, which I had difficulty in recognizing as that of the stout Patruchio. The voice said--

"You're going to prison, stalker. You are mentally ill, child."

"The Pepperoni!" I said.

"Yes, child, you thought that was funny, didn't you? But is it not getting late? Will not I be enjooooying what happens to you next, Dan and Boomia and the rest?"

"Yes," I said, "you're not getting out of here until you pay Quasi!"

"I don't owe Quasi a penny, child!"

"Yes," I said, "for the love of Norm!"
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At length, they reached the heart of the catacombs, where the flickering torchlight revealed rows upon rows of casks, their contents obscured in the shadows. Yet, amidst the darkness, one cask stood apart—a cask purportedly holding the most exquisite pepperoni ever crafted.

With a flourish, Tomlinsor beckoned Quasinato forward, his voice dripping with honeyed deceit as he offered the first taste. Eagerly, Quasinato reached out, his fingers trembling with anticipation, only to find himself ensnared within the iron grasp of Tomlinsor's vengeance.

As the final brick sealed Quasinato's fate within the confines of the catacombs, a mirthless smile twisted upon Tomlinsor's lips—a smile borne of satisfaction, of vindication, and of the knowledge that his revenge, like the pepperoni entombed within those ancient walls, would forever remain a secret buried within the depths of the earth.

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notorietus said:
LMAOOOO
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It's a ton of fun!
I'mThePatMan! said:
Every time.

Every fucking time this thread gets feature, the same shit happens.

Retards who have no idea who the Pests are, their sense of humor and how they work come here pitying poor baby girl patrick and screaming those mongoloid teenager terms like "aylog", touching-poop", "ween" and just shitting up the thread.

I love to contribute to the thread, but when this happens, I hate it with a passion. I won't be checking it anymore, but I know the other regulars will keep it doing the informative - and specially funny - like you guys always do. Thanks for the laughs guys. Cheers.
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Likely said:
I really feel for the guy, sometimes. AFAIK he's not actually done anything worth having his livelihood fucked with (aside from his legal bullshit, I guess), he's just mostly extremely cringe.
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He's over 40, unemployed loser who is perfectly healthy enough to take that manager job at McDonalds but, would rather live off his mother in law. He openly talks down to people in the service industry as they are beneath his unemployed self. He literally spends all day drinking and sperging on twitter, after having spending thousands on it to retain his username and associated bots I'm sure he paid a lot of money for. He is 100% a dead-beat dad, who spends more time picking fights with complete and total strangers online than he has ever spent with his daughter. I don't think he's even sent her $100 for her birthday despite spending thousands on twitter and electronic gadgets like a $1000+ cell phone he managed to break immediately after purchasing and blame the manufacturer for. His wife is some leftover 3rd wheel from a "poly relationship" (that bitch with herpes we call on the weekend when we are bored of fucking each other) situation, and too terrified to just sit down with him and simply say "Patrick, this all needs to stop. This needs to stop for you, for me, for our family and also, you need to see your daughter". If that isn't enough for you he thinks he is the smartest man in town and will remind you of this daily unsolicited. All of his schemes blow up in has face like a Wile-e-Coyote bit and he refuses to learn from any of this. Any slight against him is taken as a direct overt personal attack because he has nothing else in life. NOTHING. No career, no purpose, no children. His day consists of drinking eating and larping as a TYT content creator on online nobody asked for. Nobody gives a shit about anything he ever had to say outside of one tweet about abortion he still talks about to this day. I think it's worth a mention it might even have been plagiarized from another tweet years ago and he's very pro choice despite threatening to kill his unborn daughter and describing her as "life", which is confusing and contradicting beyond words. When he's not drinking, complaining online and not-not seeing his daughter he's trying his hand at stand-up comedy despite being unable to take any joke at his own expense with grace and humilty. He considers himself a combat expert, a small arms expert and a "car guy" despite demonstrating a lack of basic undertsanding of all 3 of these concepts at least once a month and is infamous for advising people online to attempt to sabotage tanks with water baloons. He's incredibly invested in the Ukraine conflict and once again touts his expertise and some brillant tactician and high tier combat infantryman. When someone good-faith suggested he join the conflict in person to aid with his expertise he repsonded "Go fuck yourself" and blocked them. When he speaks to the media he will openly insult anyone who questions his story about how "one single tweet about Norm MacDonald being the genesis of all this and there is nothing more to it so don't look deeper just take my word on it". This fat faggot literally said "there are no two sides to any story only the correct side" negating what? 10,000 years of debate and philosophy?

Oh my, I was not planning on typing all that. Am I forgetting anything worth a mention? There is more, I think that covers all the important factors at play here. Oh yeah, he also argues with his toilet on twitter.

These are all reposts

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Troon_Patrol said:
This is honestly getting a little hard to follow at this point. Is Jackie trying to convince everyone that Patrick conspired with Torswats to swat himself and was paid in traceable BTC?
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She is trying to keep up the torswats larp to "prove" to everyone that she was always right and it was that damn dirty Swede she falsely accused all along.

One of the last things the real torswats said before getting busted was that piggy had paid for his own swats. This is just her parroting this to try to be like see guys it really is torswats i swear.

She's just adding blockchain bullshitter to her laundry list of failures.
 
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cromit said:
Because he’s self employed, he also has to [...]
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Does it change anything that he and his wife created an LLC for the rented-out half of the hovel?

cromit said:
Patrick still owes Quasi $31,828.53 per payquasi.lol accessed just now. Does that number update daily based on compounding interest?
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No, it's 10% p.a. non-compounding.

However, he's also on the hook for all of Quasi's post-judgement costs.
So whenever Quasi's laywer files a motion, or attends a scheduled debtors exam (regardless of whether or not Fatrick shows up), or does anything else to lift a finger in relation to this debt, he gets to add those lawyer's fees and court costs to Pat's debt.

These post-judgement costs seem to get officially added to the debt in batches, with some delay.
Once added, they too collect 10% p.a. non-compounding interest.

This is how Pat, through his obstinacy, managed to balloon the original 34k into 84k (and counting).
 
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Piggle Rick said:
Is tweeting at the Pig and then posting shots of your own tweets here really in the spirit of this thread? Don’t you think it’s a bit off?
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Firstly, uneducated conservative moron, that is perfectly within the spirit of the thread. Secondly, you should not mini-mod, child. You think you have everything understood, this is your delusion, child. Enjoy threadban.
 
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Kirtto said:
He is not tweeting at the pig, he is pat posting with his friends? Randoms? On Twitter
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It’s taken me a while to catch up (featuring the thread always causes a big influx of people who just don’t get it) but this is not his first time doing this. About 10 pages ago he was openly posting tweets that piggy sent him from behind a block. He was even using a very similar name on X to what he uses here. I just don’t agree with poking the bear out in the woods and then bringing screens of it here.

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Firstly, uneducated conservative moron, that is perfectly within the spirit of the thread. Secondly, you should not mini-mod, child. You think you have everything understood, this is your delusion, child. Enjoy threadban.
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Case in point. I hate it when the thread gets featured. Hopefully it goes back to normal soon.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
It’s taken me a while to catch up (featuring the thread always causes a big influx of people who just don’t get it) but this is not his first time doing this. About 10 pages ago he was openly posting tweets that piggy sent him from behind a block. He was even using a very similar name on X to what he uses here. I just don’t agree with poking the bear out in the woods and then bringing screens of it here.
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Oh yeah, previously he did this once but just that one time, not anymore. He has been posting on this thread for a while now so we just ignored. As long as he doesn't it again, meaning poking the cow and posting it here, I don't see the problem. It is no secret that a lot of people here are also pests that troll him on the OeA forums
 
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