Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Nicholas II of Russia]

If there's something more sad that pretending to be a super le hacker on Xitter is defending a pig like Fatrick.

Together we stand, Gunted we fall should be the motto of Fatrick orbiters.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Still screaming into the void on Xitter. Livin' the retired dream huh Shane ? Go get your meth mouth fixed at the homeless dentist
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Why so mad Shane? @AnOminous was correct.

 

[Autischic]

Are we 100% sure that Shane Nokes isn't a pooner? He is shaped like a "bulking" pooner, "his" butter knife butt rape story sounds like a me-too twitlonger written by a girl and that girlfriend has more testosterone in her gunt than Shane in his totality.

 

[Law]

Hi Shame.

Oh my God seeing my avatar on Twitter is like seeing your house on the news.
I was kind of hoping that he would react to my photoshop of him.
Shane why don't you smile in pictures?

 

[Broadside]

Still screaming into the void on Xitter. Livin' the retired dream huh Shane ? Go get your meth mouth fixed at the homeless dentist
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Shane... NOBODY CARES NIGGA
NOBODY IS LISTENING TO YOU.

 

[lindsayfan]

shane i am coming to your house with a butterknife and i'm going to BUTTER YOUR BUNS unless you post a screenshot with my avi in it immediately

NO NO, guys, don't you see? this is what he wants-- for us to turn on each other out of jealousy. this is his insidious plan, to sow dissent within the farms by only highlighting some of us and not others. we must present a united front against his marionette manipulations.

he's using his dark skills to XBOX-troubleshoot the forum itself!

 

[Broadside]

NO NO, guys, don't you see? this is what he wants-- for us to turn on each other out of jealousy. this is his insidious plan, to sow dissent within the farms by only highlighting some of us and not others. we must present a united front against his marionette manipulations.

he's using his dark skills to XBOX-troubleshoot the forum itself!

Feeble Kiwis that we are! We cannot fathom the plans within plans of puppetmaster Shane!

 

[McMitch]

Feeble Kiwis that we are! We cannot fathom the plans within plans of puppetmaster Shane!

The only resemblance to the Baron Harkonnen and this guy are their abundance of adipose tissue and their predilection towards fifteen-year-olds.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Why does this fat loser who lives on welfare have such a hate boner for Leslie? Oh yeah, because she has a job. Go get raped by a butter knife, you fat faggot. Once you get a job and pay taxes, you can have an opinion. Simple as. Until then we can be as profane as we want, and you can do nothing but whine.

 

[Meat Target]

Shane Nokes is a fat nonce who brushes his teeth with cake icing and uses Mountain Dew for mouthwash.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Shane Nokes is a fat nonce with brushes his teeth with cake icing and uses Mountain Dew for mouthwash.

His toothbrush was found next to a day care as well.

 

[Windy Moors]

It still tickles me that he uses the Biden blue theme on KF.

"Yeah, I'm a secret undercover agent using the Biden theme to stick it to those alt-right neo nazi kiwi bigots."

Maybe he likes the colour or maybe he's just a retard with nothing else in his life. My dream is for Null to add a butter knife reaction sticker.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Hi Shame aka @KFCruiser
Can I please have a shout-out for mentioning that you are an obese smelly unemployable incel who leeches off welfare and has never had a real job? Oh wait I think you had a minimum wage job for 6 months at the Xbox call centre, resetting passwords for children.
Did you ever think that would be the high point of your life? How do you feel now? Most men your age own a house and are married with children. Most men your age have friends and family who care about them.
Naw, your life is clearly so much better. Getting your meth teeth patched up at a homeless shelter is definitely a high point.
Post another fatty picture big boy! xx

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Shane! Buddy, did you realise its now been 362 days since you hacked the KF Gibson and turned over all our backtraces to your federal buddies in the super secret squirrel deep state? But we're still waitung for that knock big guy! Whens that knock going to come you fat, methmouthed, EBT needing loser?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Post another fatty picture big boy! uWu

FTFY, you may get a better response from him now.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

FTFY, you may get a better response from him now.

I reckon there's a formula. Something along personally attacking him at a surface level so he can make the easy post/refute, avoid his trauma of spreading utensils (lol), and say his credentials are fake so he can rant about that for a while. Also mention Patrick and how they're both fake as fuck.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I reckon there's a formula. Something along personally attacking him at a surface level so he can make the easy post/refute, avoid his trauma of spreading utensils (lol), and say his credentials are fake so he can rant about that for a while. Also mention Patrick and how they're both fake as fuck.

@KF Cruiser, we have a user on the forums by the name of @Baby Yoda. If you show shit hole you may become friends with them. I'm sure he'll even stick spreading utensils up it too. Go get em tiger!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hey Shane, I want in on being platformed by the biggest name on Twitter: Microsoft overspent on studios that have yet to justify the collective price tag. Debunk me!

 

[An automatic clown]

New Shane lore:




Looks like you've always been a fat faggot that doesn't smile because your mouth is full rotted teeth due to a 10 can a day MTN DEW habit though. All of these pictures are post butterknifing.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

I have to give Shane/Sher credit for embracing they/thems delusional pedo picture photo filter so whole heartedly. Those southeast Asian children won't know what hit them when Buttercheeks introduces them to the anal churned side of the law.