Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[PauperVita]

Rest in piss, bozo
You won't be missed

Cog does this all the time. Like some teenager threatening to run away.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Another Ralphamale W. Will the Kang ever stop?

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh no Cog how could this happen to you?

- Andy Warski showed those photos to Ethan Ralph during the stream after he wanted to see them. He never shared it publicly
- The Snapchat sexting was a gayop, fake

Cog is seething so hard. Plenty cared, the CP busting stream is brought up to this very day for good reason.

 

[Funkmaster]

Where are the wedding pictures?

 

[Tablet County]

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You can see him wearing his acrylic nails on his reflection
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That beard kinda looks like Dan, if I'm honest.

 

[fisherman]

IT'S HABBENING

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

IT'S HABBENING

Well shit. Here Cog, take my W. May it be worth all the work you put into it.

EDIT: Holy shit, he's a fucking minkie. That explains everything.

 

[DickSanchez]

I get the feeling that this will only result in even more cog sperg streams. He's a like a turd that just wont flush.

Edit: Cog you have a fat poo wife Hahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Brutality]

Cog may have won the battle of Portugo... BUT THAT WAS THEN AND THIS IS NOW! TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Cog may have won the battle of Portugo... BUT THAT WAS THEN AND THIS IS NOW! TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY

Fucking unstoppable. KANG OF THE SEKTUR, FROM THE TOP ON DOWN BISH! ANOTHER ONE BROKEN BEFORE THE GUNT. BOSS HOG CAN'T STOP WINNING!

 

[Sammich]

Glorious, Ralph takes a big W.

 

[AltisticRight]

IT'S HABBENING

ANTIFA AND KIWI FARMS ARE EVIL FOR DAWKXING Hans STONETOSS

Anyway, this bong lives in 1488 Cucksbarough Ave.

Either way this looks like a Ralphamale W.

 

[General Insomnia]

https://web.archive.org/web/20240319042034/https://problems.gethuman.com/arc/Uber-EATS/57d03b8b0182f9292cfefa07/230

Is this the original source?

Edit: Neelam Pall is now Neelam Neelu Harrison

 

[Alog1234]

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https://web.archive.org/web/20240319042034/https://problems.gethuman.com/arc/Uber-EATS/57d03b8b0182f9292cfefa07/230

Is this the original source?

Are you fucking kidding me. He made a complaint to Uber eats? What a cheap bitch

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph also displayed this additional wedding photo on air at the end of his stream tonight:

I get the feeling that this will only result in even more cog sperg streams.

That's just every stream by Cog.

Homie if I'd known that I wouldn't have even bothered to try and explain in good faith what was happening in the video. I'll leave these midwits to their gay ops then ¯\__/¯

The only op was being run by you when you lied and made up the claim that posts were edited after the fact to try to elide the fact that, like everyone else, you couldn't distinguish between the hands Cog claims are his and the hands Cog claims were his wife. Which was the entire point. But whatever.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240319042034/https://problems.gethuman.com/arc/Uber-EATS/57d03b8b0182f9292cfefa07/230
Is this the original source?

Who is Neelam Pall?

HOLY SHIT HIS WIFE GOT IDENTIFIED THROUGH AN UBER EATS COMPLAINT OVER THREE HASH BROWNS???????????

I don't have a facebook account but the wedding photo is her profile picture.

It's likely that Sonam Caffrey is likely the sister-in-law since Dan's name is Dan Caffrey.

 

[Marc]

What a series of twists and turns from the hands thing to being doxxed by hash browns. Thanks, everyone.

 

[DickSanchez]

Imagine getting yourself doxed because your such a fat ass poo bitch who needed the extra hash brown calories

 

[Sammich]

Who is Neelam Pall?

HOLY SHIT HIS WIFE GOT IDENTIFIED THROUGH AN UBER EATS COMPLAINT OVER THREE HASH BROWNS???????????

I don't have a facebook account but the wedding photo is her profile picture.

It's likely that Sonam Caffrey is likely the sister-in-law since Dan's name is Dan Caffrey.

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I wonder how undoxable she feels now.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Is this the original source?

He even writes complaints like a self-important faggot. Face the wrath of my delete button for like a week before I redownload the app rather than eat my wife's slop!

 

[AltisticRight]

I thought Flamenco doxing himself in some Tetris game he sucks at was bad.

Imagine doxing yourself over disgusting UberEats goyslop holy shit this is unreal.

>I demund reeeefund for da hash browns
Good lord this is so embarrassing. After this, I imagine gaylogs would be sending him hash browns. Obviously, don't do this gay shit but, I mean. It's three hash browns, they're a pound for three at a supermarket, COG.