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He looks like count chocula with a meth habit
حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.
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DONT THREATEN ME ASSHOLE
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He's literally a giant blob. He doesn't have defining features on his chest that point to any sort of pecs or manboobs. I can't even tell if he shaved all his chest hair or just barely grows any. I can see where his left armpit is, but not his right, and his shoulders are too narrow to even tell exactly how his body's oriented.
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Dude's built like DSP
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Somehow this Farm-grown autist manages to be dumber, fatter, less eloquent, less successful and has worse luck with the ladies than fucking DSP. If this trend continues, Alan here will upload a Donkey Kong Country stream that's the worst atrocity in human history (while jacking off).
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I don't think his winky's long enough to penetrate your bum...
Odd Opossum
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Why would he? The damage is done. Besides, when you're in the mud as deep as this guy is, you don't have much to lose.
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Lost it at "Mistress Diddy Kong".
Harammurabe
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What an absolute unit
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Alan is basically like if a bunch of different cows got put into a blender and the someone pressed the mix button.
Video game character autism, exceptional fedora-tipping atheism, dumbshit political takes, degenerate porn tastes, fat...
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...has daddy issues he recorded believing everyone would be on his side, might have an Oedipus complex, has decided to go gay and managed to be unsuccessful in his efforts...
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Probably why he *had a grindr account. Even the fags dont want him
Has he ever considered Weight Watchers as a better option?
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You can't go cruising at Weight Watchers, only fat middle-aged women use it.
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For people who like to fancy themselves as smarter and more well read than those dumb believers, these euphorics are really fucking illiterate.
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They have a childlike understanding of religion/philosophy.
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Orson has returned to his natural habitat of Keffals' groomer realm and is loudly proclaiming what a fag he is:
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Man, Orson is the gift that keeps on giving
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"I'm bisexual"
No, Alan, you're a fucking degenerate who jerks off to explicit porn of underage cartoon characters.
We have a term for that kind of person, and it's not "bisexual."