Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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So did Dan the Man bring down the yolk of adulthood responsibility and demand Cog quit gushing over 'his land' and being undoxxable? I wonder how well the "It's all according to plan..." smugness of Cog is going over with Dan. I bet you there's been multiple callers keeping Dan just right at the brink of assaulting Cog.
 
So did Dan the Man bring down the yolk of adulthood responsibility and demand Cog quit gushing over 'his land' and being undoxxable? I wonder how well the "It's all according to plan..." smugness of Cog is going over with Dan. I bet you there's been multiple callers keeping Dan just right at the brink of assaulting Cog.

I have not followed Cog for too long but it does seem abnormal to not have him posting a hundred times on X before announcing his show. Is he taking a day off without announcing?
Yeah I think Dan put the ole chap in a time out innit?
 
Holy fuck, I've actually driven past his house before, I was headed to the Mamod factory, this entire area is a total shit hole. I knew he was down bad, but not to this extent.

Also that area is crawling with Indians, and some of their women are unironically fucking gorgeous, of all the Indians out there, he's really scraping the bottom of the spice barrel.

A 5 minute walk from an industrial estate, so many economic opportunities and still he chooses to be unemployed.

What a mong lmao
 
Really wondering if he has been sitting in his Discord all day crying about how everyone is being mean to him and Dan just doesn't get it? This many people dunking on him and he is saying nothing. That is strange as hell for Cog. No show as well. Things must be REAL bad.

Can't wait to see his cope when he streams again.
 
Really wondering if he has been sitting in his Discord all day crying about how everyone is being mean to him and Dan just doesn't get it? This many people dunking on him and he is saying nothing. That is strange as hell for Cog. No show as well. Things must be REAL bad.

Can't wait to see his cope when he streams again.
I doubt he’s seething and crying on his discord if he had a full on mod/paypig/sycophant mutiny in the last two days.
 
Dan, this post is specifically for you.

Many of us here are only interested in laughing at lolcows like your Jobless Johnny there and that's usually the extent of it. However there are some rather sick and twisted alogs on the internet whose actions are even detestable to users like us. We have no way of controlling what anonymous people choose to do online outside of this forum. So consider whether or not the online antics of the jobless pothead living in your home is worth all the potential negative outcomes of his sperging online, challenging people to fight you (getting potential charges) and now your family being dragged into it. So is stroking Cog's fragile ego worth the cost of your own peace of mind and happiness Dan?

My advice to you is to set an expectation or ultimatum that Johnathan gives up on his 8 year long failed attempt at being e-famous and does right by his family and yours by finally obtaining gainful employment and taking care of his responsibilities like a man. You are in a position to help Cog finally grow up and break away from his childish pursuits online. He has lolcow'd himself at this point for a while now which means there is no positive future outcome for him to continue on doing what he is doing.

No amount of donation money (if that even exists) is worth the headache of dealing with anonymous random alogs on the internet trying to fuck with your life in various ways as a result of Johnnys actions. Don't let Johnny convince you that he will somehow be super e-famous one day or that he will be raking in the money soon. That's a foolish notion since all you have to do is face the fact that he has a small handful of people watching his streams for several years now with no sign of growing his online presence beyond making himself a laughing stock.

He has failed at his online endeavors and will continue to fail. And if he tells you it's just a hobby it doesn't negate the fact that he should still be gainfully employed to support himself and his family. If anything, tell him to get a job and if he wants to continue streaming then tell him to keep his and your personal lives off the menu and focus on any content that is not life ruining drama.

Dan, this retard is literally calling people out for fights to your home, where your family sleeps. He is no doubt disrespecting you and your family by putting them in potential danger over internet drama. Really think about it Dan, a retard living in your home is pulling aggro on every possible nearby enemy and drawing them towards your home. All because that retard does not face reality and perceives the world through bias assumptions, online jargon and memes.

Most people here like you far better than we like Johnny, so Dan, don't allow that stupid lazy dumb ass to ruin your life.
 
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Hee hee hee! Here be an ol' Irish riddle for yeh! Solve it an you'll get me pot of gold!

With three you can ruin the life of a lone, broke Englishman, but with none you can bring ruin to all Ireland!

Give up!? Why it's POTATOES! Heeeee hee hee hee hee heeeee!
 
Many of us here are only interested in laughing at lolcows like your Jobless Johnny there and that's usually the extent of it. However there are some rather sick and twisted alogs on the internet whose actions are even detestable to users like us. We have no way of controlling what anonymous people choose to do online outside of this forum. So consider whether or not the online antics of the jobless pothead living in your home is worth all the potential negative outcomes of his sperging online, challenging people to fight you (getting potential charges) and now your family being dragged into it. So is stroking Cog's fragile ego worth the cost of your own peace of mind and happiness Dan?

My advice to you is to set an expectation or ultimatum that Johnathan gives up on his 8 year long failed attempt at being e-famous and does right by his family and yours by finally obtaining gainful employment and taking care of his responsibilities like a man. You are in a position to help Cog finally grow up and break away from his childish pursuits online. He has lolcow'd himself at this point for a while now which means there is no positive future outcome for him to continue on doing what he is doing.

No amount of donation money (if that even exists) is worth the headache of dealing with anonymous random alogs on the internet trying to fuck with your life in various ways as a result of Johnnys actions. Don't let Johnny convince you that he will somehow be super e-famous one day or that he will be raking in the money soon. That's a foolish notion since all you have to do is face the fact that he has a small handful of people watching his streams for several years now with no sign of growing his online presence beyond making himself a laughing stock.

He has failed at his online endeavors and will continue to fail. And if he tells you it's just a hobby it doesn't negate the fact that he should still be gainfully employed to support himself and his family. If anything, tell him to get a job and if he wants to continue streaming then tell him to keep his and your personal lives off the menu and focus on any content that is not life ruining drama.

Dan, this retard is literally calling people out for fights to your home, where your family sleeps. He is no doubt disrespecting you and your family by putting them in potential danger over internet drama. Really think about it Dan, a retard living in your home is pulling aggro on every possible nearby enemy and drawing them towards your home. All because that retard does not face reality and perceives the world through bias assumptions, online jargon and memes.

Most people here like you far better than we like Johnny, so Dan, don't allow that stupid lazy dumb ass to ruin your life.
This is so much worse coming from Metokur Manbot.
 
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