Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[glass_houses]

i was waiting on the edge of my seat for her to start identifying as a non-rose pedophile tbh. as in, she likes kids, BUT NOT SEXUALLY!! she spiritually connects with children and youth and just wants a child of her own someday. hopefully shes learned from this experience to not pull this shit again.

Staph doesn't learn, from anything. She's a narcissist. They're incapable of wrapping their warped brains around the concept that they are the problem. It doesn't matter if they're high IQ or low IQ, a narcissist never learns and never changes. If you take to them with a bullwhip and peel enough of their skin off, they'll eventually grasp that they need to modify their behaviour while you're around, but they'll go straight back to what they were doing when you leave.

The best you could is pavlov them for a while, but eventually it'll wear off and you'll be back where you started.

 

[Poonocchio]

Praise Lokiwi!
Steph's stupid obsession with labels has backfired. Nobody in their right mind would see a self admitted zoophile/pedophile and in all good consciousness be able to let them adopt an animal/child. She also doesn't HAVE any money hence why the fucking grift e begging already began before she got a new cat. Retard.

 

[Tablet County]

"Antis" every single person that uses that word is either pedophile or zoophile and I've yet to see an exception.

Or K-pop/Dream stans, which are arguably equal.

I knew she wanted to fuck serial killer ghosts, but I didn't know she also wanted to rape cats. Wtf.

This is the second time cat rape has come up this week. What's going on out there? Is everybody all right?

 

[Faglock Holmes]

Very proud of her for getting featured, she definitely deserves it. Staph is by far my favourite cow, bar none.

I’m cautiously celebrating this one. It’s still very possible she’ll still be able to get a cat, but at least Moose (as well as the previous few targets) is safe from her paw-mangling ways. Wish she would just give up, obviously Loki just isn’t pulling through for her.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Didn't the farms also have a hand in animal rights in Cuba but indirectly? This is another W for us on-top of epik turning tail.

 

[LeChampion1992]

@Sparkle Sloth concerning potential cat abusers sometimes good things do happen sometimes and animals are left to be okay.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Ayyy one of my favourites was featured!
I was several pages behind and still in the dark about whether or not she acquired a cat. Last I checked she was in that cycle of "I won't tell anyone anything because 'KW' will find out" and "Omg I'm getting a cat here's a picture and a full name!"

And yea it's not just someone from the farms contacting animal shelters. Staph seems to have a small legion of haters over on Twitter and they are far more willing to engage directly over there.

She won't learn from this. She'll try again perhaps but these shelters talk. She will eventually exhaust opportunities or just get bored.

Remember, Staph is the kind of lolcow to get hyper fixated on something and dedicate 100% of their resources towards it (while neglecting everything else in their life). Consider the graveyard shit or walking around with a foam sword acting like she's a viking, or standing around a school to "protest" something only for her pants to fall down. These things didn't last long. But then you have the smut fanfic writing where she dedicated far more time to it to begin with. And despite the hilariously cringy content and quality, at least she was engaging something creative. But she just sort of petered out and started posting them far less frequently.
Staph gets an idea in her head and she just dedicates to it without further consideration. But she's easily distracted.

Now if only she used that belligerence for some productive reason like finding a job or losing weight or just getting the fuck off Twitter for a change. Maybe she could improve her life a bit. But we all know that won't happen.

But it is the very nature of humans to seek struggle. However in a world where all our basic needs are catered to and we're not unga bunga men running down gazelle in the bush anymore. People often seek out their own hardship and a certain amount of stress in life is actually healthy. For normal people you have your work, perhaps a few hobbies for levity, but also goals and ideals to achieve. This is your purpose. Staph has no purpose. She has no reason to get up in the morning.

And it's not like she can't find reason. I think staph's situation in life can't get any more comfortable. She doesn't have any obligations and doesn't really *do* anything. So the only stress is what she gives herself through utterly meaningless arguments on Twitter and the only goals she ever has in life currently is this vain attempt to get a rescue cat.

Had she been capable of looking after her own shit and being a productive member of society then we wouldn't even be having this conversation. So needless to say Staph is not fit to have any animal under her roof no least a cat.

She'll get bored and move on to something else but in my view this is one of the times where people (rightfully) stepped in to counter it. Despite her relative retardation, Staph does possess a level of low cunning and an animal shelter that doesn't really know any better and doesn't do their due diligence could have ended up dropping a poor cat into her lap.

TLDR: Staph is the sort of retard to lose sight of a tortoise, I'm glad she's not getting a cat

By the way... For those just tuning in, Staph wanted a "spoony" cat so she could take pictures of it and post retarded cat gimmick account posts on twitter. That's literally the only reason she wants a cat.
Also she neglected the last cat and left it to her overstressed parents (mother dying of cancer). By her admission it was them who overfed it but she likely didn't feed it or look after it at all. She's admitted to a number of questionable actions with her previous cat. Picking the skin off its pawpads being one of them. And more worrying is that she staunchly defends zoophiles on Twitter. Her idea of reality is warped, she's grossly incompetent and the last person I'd trust an animal's life to.

 

[moorhen]

Firstly, you were denied a cat because you’re a terminally online edgelord who says it’s okay people want to fuck animals as long as they don’t actually do it, and have made multiple recorded posts expressing this belief.
Secondly, I think when I cursed Steph with a barren cat bed it might have worked and I’m definitely a druid now. And I’m more powerful than Steph, because my curse worked.

 

[Near]

A paraphile. What the fuck.

Reminds me of Jonathan Ross trying to claim himself as a "Virtuous Pedophile". Fucking nutcases.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

For the featurefags, Staph is a retard who says very inadvisable things constantly, her saying she's a zoophile is not because she actually wants to fuck animals but because she wants people on the Internet to like her and doesn't think about what words mean to other, normal people, and doesn't understand that anyone could take anything she says in any way other than what she thinks she means, you see it with the serial killer obsession too, she doesn't understand why people tell her ghosts aren't real even though she totally has hot sex with Jeff all the time. I don't believe she would actually purposefully abuse or molest any animals in her care, however she would take very poor care of them because she's stupid, fat and lazy.

Here is a list of things I think Staph would realistically do to a pet that are considered neglect and/or abuse:
1. Overfeeding
2. Underfeeding
3. Not cleaning out the litterbox (I can totally picture her making her parents come to her apartment (not often enough) to clean out the litterbox for her because she's too lazy or stupid to do it herself)
4. Not having a litterbox at all
5. Letting the cat escape, either accidentally or on purpose
6. Leaving out dumpster weeds and other gross "druid" things for the cat to eat and get sick from
7. Not taking the cat to the vet for checkups
8. Under-watering the cat
9. Not cleaning up any of the cat's non-potty leavings (hairballs, shed nails, dead animals etc)
10. Accidentally crushing the cat by sitting on it with her disgusting fat rolls

That's all I can think of right now, if you have any other similar behaviors Staph would likely exhibit if they let her keep a cat in her apartment feel free to add them.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

last I’m doing for the night, but I wanted to leave you all with this note:

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Someone ran over their own dog. And that is how she words it. Absolutely fucking cold.

I fucking hate this bitch.

She makes it so hard not to go full bore AM-levels of hate a-logging sometimes.

 

[Velanna]

Think her parents will adopt a cat in their name and give it to her?

 

[The Feline Solution]

Hopped in the thread real quick just to say congratulations to everyone in this thread on saving a kitty's life! ♡

Same, i usually don't check these kind of threads because i just can't take animal cruelty but i wanted to congratulate everyone, too. Just look at Moose. She's a cute. A cute!

 

[Helvetia]

Facebook updates, personally ones I found interesting because she reposts so much shit I simply cannot be fucked:

Spoiler: they're not gonna cut your tits off

Spoiler: what a gorgeous photo

Spoiler: pearl clutching

Spoiler: you're still not getting a cat, fat

Spoiler: wow, 16 followers. i'm sure that's a wide audience

Spoiler: she identified as an annoying pos

Spoiler: they sound retarded

Spoiler: no one gave a shit

Spoiler: you are barely a fucking charity

Spoiler: L

 

[a feel]

Think her parents will adopt a cat in their name and give it to her?

Absolutely not. While Mama Frigs loves cats and probably really benefits from their actual emotional support while she battles cancer (ironic, isn't it, Staphles....), I firmly believe they're not going to enable Staph or encourage her delusions at this point. They know they have a full schedule, and that pets are a commitment for years. They will leave her to her own devices with things that aren't strictly necessary, like paying her rent once again or cleaning up her mess when it's too unbearable. They won't indulge her childish whims; at least I sincerely hope so...

 

[Chromeo]

Absolutely not. While Mama Frigs loves cats and probably really benefits from their actual emotional support while she battles cancer (ironic, isn't it, Staphles....), I firmly believe they're not going to enable Staph or encourage her delusions at this point. They know they have a full schedule, and that pets are a commitment for years. They will leave her to her own devices with things that aren't strictly necessary, like paying her rent once again or cleaning up her mess when it's too unbearable. They won't indulge her childish whims; at least I sincerely hope so...

If the kiwi theory that Papa Frig is cat-blocking Stephanie is accurate, it wouldn't make sense for him to adopt it himself anyway.

 

[SomethingFishi]

I'm amused by this horrid individual

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Moose should be given to Null.

 

[An empty shill]

First thing I see when a check in this morning: Steffles page featured!
ahem, ahem...

HUZAHHHHHH!!!


She may blame the farms, but most likely, it was either her father or some twitter person. ( thank you valorous soul!)
Either way, it's nice to know she not getting Moose.

You’re an unreliable narrator and I still firmly believe KIWIFARMS WAS NOT THE ONLY CALL. Twitter has gotten people fired before over far stupider and asinine things.

You caused all of this. We would not say you abuse animals or should not have them without good reason.

This so much.
The whole irony of it all is that she keeps blaming the farms, when, in the deepest irony, we kept telling her things she could do to get a cat, namely; just log the fuck off!
If she just stayed off of twitter or at the very least, didn't start so many stupid fights.
especially ones where she's showing just how ill-tempered she is, (I'm still not getting over the fact she responded to tweet with: "this tweet makes me so mad I could punch walls" or something like that.
She could have had the cat, but NOOOO, she just kept going and going...
Plus, to add to those dropping buy that not many have pointed out: SHE HAD NO MONEY FOR THE CAT.
SHE PLANNED TO CARE FOR IT VIA "CROWDFUNDING"

Yeah, you read that right. She had no funds to take care of this cat, including the adoption fess, and planned to simply rely on handouts to care for the cat.

I'm not even shitting you about that, she tried to start a go fund me for the adoption fees of the prior cats as well as the most basic things for a cat, such as food and litter. Not once since any of this began had she mentioned saving up for a cat/supplies, she just expected other's to simply provide...
But hey, that's all in the past! Moose is safe and....

oh for fuck’s sake

FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK.....
She really doesn't learn, does she?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

i was waiting on the edge of my seat for her to start identifying as a non-rose pedophile tbh. as in, she likes kids, BUT NOT SEXUALLY!! she spiritually connects with children and youth and just wants a child of her own someday. hopefully shes learned from this experience to not pull this shit again.

Well since she's had a hysterectomy and is taking pooner juice she's almost certainly out of the gene pool, and when she's been big into the heritage LARP she's complained before about how being adopted supposedly robbed her of that magical spiritual connection to her ancestors (in the same way a lot of her fellow wokies think black kids adopted by white parents are "missing out" on black culture. Don't think I need to explain why that idea is ridiculous), so hopefully she won't be raising a child anytime soon.