DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Adamska]

Eh, I'll just poke the bee's nest of bad arguments:

He doesn't know you even exist but you talk about him everyday, doesn't that sound pathetic?

That's of course why he regularly long posts about all the 'haters' and chimps regularly on stream or on his dead forums if people bring it up.

I won't answer a bunch of non sense.

Because fuck discussion; I need to idolize the fat arrogant wop who can't even buy a shotgun in a game.

The facts are you can't handle that Phil is still on Youtube and you spend every waking moment talking about him, yet he knows nothing of you.

Phil ranks mid-tier for me on this webzone; I at best spend about maybe a half hour to an hour looking at what stupid shit he said today and what excuses is he making for why he's not a scrub or loser. I'm not the one who enables him with money.

Jealousy is what I think they call that.

Why would I be jealous of an idiot who's better known for masturbating live on screen than for anything else? That is not a legacy I would want.

A thousand comments in 2 years is nothing, plus all my comments arent centered on hate or even about Phil most of the time.

You could fool me.

It's ok not to like a person. But to spend so much time hating on someone is outright pathetic.

What's more pathetic is to continue to enable a person who has no respect for you or the money you just gave him. Well, I guess the term would be foolish, since to quote that old chestnut 'a fool and his money are easily parted'.

Anyways, im pretty much done here.

Nahh, you'll come back. People like you (and Phil actually) cannot leave well enough alone.

I don't want any moron juice all of you are sipping on to splash on and affect me. You guys have fun being irrelevant and wasting your time. Idiots.

Your ripostes are like your virility; limp and impotent.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I would understand giving Phil money if he respected you guys. But the fact that Phil treats you Patrons like shit, and still ignores criticism and will ban you if you don't agree with him, makes you guys completely exceptional.
I think a picture of Phil's Patreon should be on the dictionary under "Stockholme Syndrome".

 

[r00]

Have you noticed how TG and other DSP fans that tries to defend him are somewhat identical to DSP?

read everything @TraditionalGames says in DSP's voice. Its uncanny how similar his typing is to phils talking.

 

[Odie Esty]

Indeed, it's amazing. He has now pulled the "jealousy" card. It can't be stressed enough how jealous we are of a gouty manchild with a failing "career" who is the laughing stock of the internet.

Honestly Phil's got a pretty shitty job. I know people act playing games all the time is a great thing but how many big releases are really that good? These are the highest rated 'recent' releases according to metacritic:
Thumper
Forza
Gears
dragon quest builders

that's not counting rereleases/ports, but how many of those games are you genuinely interested in playing? 2? Thumper's the only thing to pique my interest and that's because I don't know what it is, sounds like an audiosurf clone. I mean i bought 3 games this week and only one has held my interest, having to sit down and play through off the record for a job sounds mind numbing. At least my actual job is stimulating.

There was a good Q&A with Jeff Gerstman from Giant Bomb about what it's like to have your hobby become your career and it puts you in a weird place where when it comes time to cool down it's hard to discern what's work and what's play. It actually seems kind of sad. Maybe that's why Phil is trying so hard to get into anime, he's desperate for something to lift his mood.

 

[Cubanodun]

I watched the whole stream and it's like he is completely autistic :

He never does anything for or with his team.
He has zero synergy whatsoever, zero ULT management even zero basic support.
He couldn't even manage to hold the shield with Reinhardt so his team could shoot from cover.
He would constantly die out of position and respawn, almost never wait for his team, he'd just rush in, outnumbered 6 to 1, and die, over and over again whilst whining constantly.
He would misjudge almost every encounter by running straight to his character's natural counter (the Winston vs Roadhog in this video is a perfect example)
He pays zero attention to his health bar, complains about hit indicators that he "couldn't notice" when he's getting hit (it's not like they aren't already very red and oversized)
And, the funniest thing in my opinion, he always aims for the feet of his enemies like a mongoloid, then complains right after he dies with the usual : "BULLSHIT LAAAAAAG I shot first ! This game sucks... you can SEE IT, right ? it has latency !"

The winning formula of Overwatch is to think in 2 steps

1)What can i do to help my team
2)What does my team has to help me

Knowing heroes, weapons, the map, everything has to be accounted when you are playing, mainly in Competitive, but Dickstroke doesnt care and he think that solo with a tank is AWESOME AND CUURU

Not KG, but im surprised you can even read so you've already impressed me.



If you have time to go on a forum and cross-check everything a Youtuber says and does on a daily basis cause you hate him, you obviously have too much time on your hands and can't be that successful with that kind of time just to bullshit off every day of your life.



Took me a minute and ten seconds to make this account. 45 of those seconds was me waiting for the confirmation email to come rightfully in the Spam folder. So no time wasted, but yet you and the 5 other morons deemed it necessary to quote and reply to me. Obviously it got to mean something to one of you idiots.



Looks like I struck a nerve with this sensitive idiot with such a lengthy response. Look at you, I bet you know more about Phil than you do your own friends. Yet he probably doesn't even know you exist. You're all idiot's that are wasting your time, if anyone that's keeping Phil afloat on Youtube, it's you idiots that type up seven hundred and thirty three pages worth of comment's that just can't seem to keep his name out your mouths.



Yes, im upset over a text title. Moron...
Morons, morons everywhere on this site.

Yadda yadda morons morons, keep sucking the dick of the worst streamer of the world(?), better yet, donate 200 bucks, maybe he will record another jerk off video just for you

 

[Staffy]

He doesn't know you even exist but you talk about him everyday, doesn't that sound pathetic?.

Oh, believe me. He'd care more about this thread more than your whiteknighting.

 

[Dragoonism]

hey can't have any of that positive leaking in to the caps when he runs back to the KOH forms whining about how "mean" we are

Well he is back at KoH now, just fun how he tried his best to offend everyone that "offended" him, yet never replied to anything of what i said.
There is a post about Kiwi on KoH, but haven't been touched since march.

 

[Asuka]

DSP would never make a sock here. Doesn't he only post on KOHF and Twitter?

 

[Dragoonism]

DSP would never make a sock here. Doesn't he only post on KOHF and Twitter?

He only post on places where he can remove anything negative towards him.

 

[Lackadaisy]

That was enough for people to flip their shit over and get her channel offline? Sounds pretty spergy.

Yeah, it was a huge sperg fest. To be honest, the whole SoK / KWO thing is really autistic (3+ hour podcasts bitching about Phil and random crap, immediately going after anyone who disagrees with them), but they did bring us some Sammy Samosa salt.

 

[Lurker]

DSP would never make a sock here. Doesn't he only post on KOHF and Twitter?

well of course he wouldn't make a sock here. he can't ban his detractors once he's outside of his safespace.

and honestly even of he were to come here, all he would do is type giant textwalls explaining how nothing is his fault, there's nothing he could do, arf arf arf arf, etc etc etc

 

[Lackadaisy]

well of course he wouldn't make a sock here. he can't ban his detractors once he's outside of his safespace.

and honestly even of he were to come here, all he would do is type giant textwalls explaining how nothing is his fault, there's nothing he could do, arf arf arf arf, etc etc etc

"How did you guys reply to my posts? I'm blah-kinnng!"

 

[Odie Esty]

Well he is back at KoH now, just fun how he tried his best to offend everyone that "offended" him, yet never replied to anything of what i said.
There is a post about Kiwi on KoH, but haven't been touched since march.

That's oddly common. When Lowtax came to the shmorky thread I noticed he ignore the people with well thought out responses and favored the aggressive insults

 

[Asuka]

Yeah, it was a huge sperg fest. To be honest, the whole SoK / KWO thing is really autistic (3+ hour podcasts bitching about Phil and random crap, immediately going after anyone who disagrees with them), but they did bring us some Sammy Samosa salt.

I thought the whole concept at first was kind of hilarious, because of how DSP chimps out with the whole "TIHYDP IS A CRIME" schtick even to this day. Using his hatred against Kojima and questioning love for the WWE made sense to make the KWO a thing. But now they are kind of like Chris and "the Inner Circle"; a group of "top tiered trolls" who have set out rules and guidelines on how to "properly" troll Phil. Why can't I just make videos about Phil and use other people's criticism as long as I cite them? Isn't it kind of ironic that the ardnas thing was about the SoK getting mad at her using their quotes that resulted in a copyright claim when at the same time Phil does the same thing to his detractors who use his footage? It's like becoming the beast you have sought to slain.

 

[Lurker]

"How did you guys reply to my posts? I'm blah-kinnng!"

"i'm pushing buttons! bugged buh-lahking mechanics! ARF ARF ARF ARF!"

 

[Lackadaisy]

I thought the whole concept at first was kind of hilarious, because of how DSP chimps out with the whole "TIHYDP IS A CRIME" schtick even to this day. Using his hatred against Kojima and questioning love for the WWE made sense to make the KWO a thing. But now they are kind of like Chris and "the Inner Circle"; a group of "top tiered trolls" who have set out rules and guidelines on how to "properly" troll Phil. Why can't I just make videos about Phil and use other people's criticism as long as I cite them? Isn't it kind of ironic that the ardnas thing was about the SoK getting mad at her using their quotes that resulted in a copyright claim when at the same time Phil does the same thing to his detractors who use his footage? It's like becoming the beast you have sought to slain.

Most of the YouTube detractors are pretty cringy/spergy, in my opinion. Most TIHYDPs are just as tedious as the origibal playthroughs with piss poor editing and cringy 'gameplay comparisons' to either the video creator and/or their own sperg idol. There's a couple good ones, but most everyone just slap the same tired memes on an unedited DSP video and call it a day.

 

[Asuka]

Most of the YouTube detractors are pretty cringy/spergy, in my opinion. Most TIHYDPs are just as tedious as the origibal playthroughs with piss poor editing and cringy 'gameplay comparisons' to either the video creator and/or their own sperg idol. There's a couple good ones, but most everyone just slap the same tired memes on an unedited DSP video and call it a day.

Yeah some TIHYDPs are literally unedited footage of Phil's playthrough. No cuts, no edits. It's like why should I watch it on some detractor's channel when someone can link me to the timestamp on DSP's original video? I understand that the point might be to not have DSP gain views from the curiosity, but it's really autistic to dedicate your channel with videos of raw DSP footage in smaller intervals.

I mostly watch the videos that have montages of DSP's ragequits, deaths, or cringe comedy. Those are mainly what I want to see, not segments where Phil bitches about Patreon and his personal life because to be frank a lot of Youtubers like TheArchfiend and TheAmazingAtheist already do this kind of bullshit.

EDIT: The ones that I hate the most are the "Good Idea, Bad Idea" ones. Good lord, those are autistic as fuck.

But ones like "DSPisms" are comedy gold. Whoever makes those deserves a medal.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

This was a worse attempt at white knighting than last time

 

[Dragoonism]

That's oddly common. When Lowtax came to the shmorky thread I noticed he ignore the people with well thought out responses and favored the aggressive insults

Agree, they tend to go after the more aggresive "detractors" as if that would garantee a win.

This was a worse attempt at white knighting than last time

Agree, TG was just out after a aggresive confrontation, trying to make himself look good. It's not like he just found this place, he commented, more than once, on Kiwi forum topic on the KoH forum several months ago.

 

[Freshtodeath]