DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
JimiHendrix said:
phil often treats video games like he does real life. His word is law and if you don't agree go fuck yourself. usually, this works just fine in video games because video games almost never push back on the player, BG3 is different. characters will tell you to fuck off and will leave your group if you piss them off. someone posted phils chat earlier where he said "I wasn't making the choice for him to leave my party, I was making the choice for him to not be an evil overlord."

phil honest to god didn't think the game would allow Astarion to make any choices of his own. he didn't think Astarion could leave without his permission, the fact Astarion did, and had actual negative consequences for him, took him completely by surprise and fucked his shit up. it was an area where he's used to having 100% power and control and the game went "nah, you did x, now character is responding with y, live with it." and a moronic narc like Phil didn't see it coming.
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On the flip side, while the game does allow characters to leave...the approval system is also pretty generously weighted in favor of the player. I barely used Astarion in my first playthrough, but I still managed to get enough approval with him just through camp conversations and the like where we never clashed or had to make any social rolls. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone having other issues, usually the big Astarion decision is whether he survives his first feeding. Phil must have really botched all of Astarion's dialogue/approval chances if they were that tumultuous.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
On the flip side, while the game does allow characters to leave...the approval system is also pretty generously weighted in favor of the player. I barely used Astarion in my first playthrough, but I still managed to get enough approval with him just through camp conversations and the like where we never clashed or had to make any social rolls. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone having other issues, usually the big Astarion decision is whether he survives his first feeding. Phil must have really botched all of Astarion's dialogue/approval chances if they were that tumultuous.
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I think Phil whored him out at one point
 
Gordon Ramsays Porn Dwarf said:
I hope he one day travels to Italy and meets his "ancestors", this polak would stand out with his ghoulish skin.
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How'd that one Sopranos episode go? The gang goes to Italy and Paule makes a fool of himself not knowing the regional differences in the authentic cuisine and spouting off words he heard that mean nothing of what he thinks they to "hey paisan CUHMENDUHTORRIE", fuck come to think of it that's pretty much how I'd see Piggies European vacation going. Well that and getting taken for a mark by all the textbook scams run over there by north african apes with their bracelets, square headed slavs trading away his euros for worthless Belorussian rubles and gypsies giving him fake gold jewelry or knockoff designer clothing for free but gas money helps.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
Well that and getting taken for a mark by all the textbook scams run over there by north african apes with their bracelets, square headed slavs trading away his euros for worthless Belorussian rubles and gypsies giving him fake gold jewelry or knockoff designer clothing for free but gas money helps.
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Hahaha, I forgot about that part as well. He would for sure trade his euros into some shitty Balkan currency worth nothing.
Keith the Horse Fucker said:
He wont go to the local zoo. No way he ever leaves the country
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I think it's for the better after thinking about it.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
How'd that one Sopranos episode go? The gang goes to Italy and Paule makes a fool of himself not knowing the regional differences in the authentic cuisine and spouting off words he heard that mean nothing of what he thinks they to "hey paisan CUHMENDUHTORRIE", fuck come to think of it that's pretty much how I'd see Piggies European vacation going. Well that and getting taken for a mark by all the textbook scams run over there by north african apes with their bracelets, square headed slavs trading away his euros for worthless Belorussian rubles and gypsies giving him fake gold jewelry or knockoff designer clothing for free but gas money helps.
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The current meta is defrauding people by trading in their Euro coins for the worthless Turkroach lira. Get the memo.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
The current meta is defrauding people by trading in their Euro coins for the worthless Turkroach lira. Get the memo.
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Ahhhh gotcha Turkish Lira that does make more sense for Italy here I am going off the videos and horror stories from places like Czech Republic and Slovakia where you get Phil's relatives hanging out in front of currency exchanges when they're out to lunch quickchanging Euros to the aforementioned Belorussian rubles that are defunct.
 
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Gordon Ramsays Porn Dwarf said:
I hope he one day travels to Italy and meets his "ancestors", this polak would stand out with his ghoulish skin.
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Nah, even if he was given a free, all expenses paid trip to Italy, he wouldn't leave the hotel room out of fear of all the stabbing.

Which is largely a problem in London and not even on the same landmass as Italy, but I'm speaking in terms of what Phil likely knows about the European continent.
 
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If the mod want's to move this cause I don't know another place to put this but here's a guy who just got six months jailtime for fucking with cops in the name of muh first amendment Mr. Chille DeCastro, just listen to the guy and watch his mannerisms holy fucking shit this could have been Phil in another life with all the bloviating and self fellating about how long he's been doing this, the constitutional law scholar crap and the decades of being a MMA grand master sensei.
1:12:00 is probably the best time to cut in but he does mouth off at the beginning to the bailiff.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
Czech Republic and Slovakia where you get Phil's relatives hanging out
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Why does care for his Italian side and not Polish? Is it just because mafia cool and polish are EUs Mexican? Read a post that gave a good enough reason if you think about his narc behaviour, but I feel like the niggers in his neighbourhood picked on him for looking like a polak as a child.
 
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Gordon Ramsays Porn Dwarf said:
Why does care for his Italian side and not Polish? Is it just because mafia cool and polish are EUs Mexican? Read a post that gave a good enough reason if you think about his narc behaviour, but I feel like the niggers in his neighbourhood picked on him for looking like a polak as a child.
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someone can look it up but the TLDR is he mom made spaghetti alot and the sopranos was the hottest thing going when little Phil discovered the internet so he just started emulating Paulie and Tony the rest. Also when has someone ever chosen to put their Polish heritage over the Italian despite the former being what you're more of?
EDIT: Lol you beat me to it @Sicko Hunter people make shit up to explain how they're not Polish even to this day. Maybe one day when all the fighting age rapefugees rape and convert the rest of Europe and we get a modern day Jan Sobieski swooping in and fucking their shit up then maybe it'll be cool to say you're Polish.
 
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Gordon Ramsays Porn Dwarf said:
Why does care for his Italian side and not Polish? Is it just because mafia cool and polish are EUs Mexican? Read a post that gave a good enough reason if you think about his narc behaviour, but I feel like the niggers in his neighbourhood picked on him for looking like a polak as a child.
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Because he saw Jersey Shore and The Sopranos and thought "it's just like me frfrfr".
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
someone can look it up but the TLDR is he mom made spaghetti alot
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He also talked about his mom being Polish once and making polak food for him and loving it as a kid. It might just be that he can't asses certain things as Polish like he can with Italian, but I might be overthinking it. He's just so weird it probably is purely Sopranos cool me italian.
 
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