Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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But really do?
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tsk tsk, piggy is flustered. Caught live and crispy.
 
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Should have himself another merry media tour and explain how he lost and paid Quasi (his wife did) but still deny it on Twitter like how he denied any exams or contempt charges but said he potentially faced prison on evening TV. Then go on to explain that the cops are aiding his financial ruin and that Evans should be turned into peppero- I mean turn in his badge.

That is, if anyone will have him now. Maybe he can do a video interview for Jezebel.
 
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OnA shuttering would suck for us. Pat is only funny when he's interacting with the rascals. If it wasn't for his pathological need to reply to them, he's just another blowhard on Twitter with boring takes. I understand why Quasi wants to be done, and I don't blame him, but losing Pat posters like Boomia will make the Pat universe smaller and blander.

End of an era IMO (:_(
 
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downloads said:
OnA shuttering would suck for us. Pat is only funny when he's interacting with the rascals. If it wasn't for his pathological need to reply to them, he's just another blowhard on Twitter with boring takes. I understand why Quasi wants to be done, and I don't blame him, but losing Pat posters like Boomia will make the Pat universe smaller and blander.

End of an era IMO (:_(
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Do you really think if OnA shuttered, Pigman would suddenly stop hearing from Boomia, Dan, Josiah? I don’t.
I think it’s a bit anyway, and they are gathering in a Discord right now. These guys are very resilient.
 
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Judge Holden said:
I ask in all sincerity....how the fuck do you live like this?!

Who the hell wakes up in the morning and decides they will spend their day working through a fortnight old backlog of unanswered xeets he feels he simply must mass post empty threats and cope in response to?!
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Imagine what kind of man he'd be if he could take the energy, time, and dedication used to tell everyone about their upcoming incarcerations and do anything constructive with his life instead. He'd be like some kind of David Goggins type.

"Who's gonna carry the boats, child?"

"Stay fucking hard, stalker!"
 
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I really don't get why Niki is sticking with him. She has to have have some weird masochistic humiliation fetish too. Since she appears on TV with that fat faggot (with bitch tits), humiliation fetish seems likely. The eventual divorce saga will hopefully lead into the Niki media tour saga.

I'm genuinely curious what her unfiltered not pig scripted thoughts are. She could write a book about living with the Milwaukee Pigman. It would outsell his combined book sales 10 fold. Since Fatrick uses her money to pay for lawsuits, if he tries to sue her for defamation, I see this going as well as the rest of his lolsuits.

I've mentioned before that I feel bad for her but I can't comprehend why she hasn't bailed out of this whole situation. Since she can't separate Fat from his phone, why doesn't she separate herself from Fat?
 
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Piggle Rick said:
He’s not profiting off this by the way. That money should have been either offsetting his home loan or invested somewhere earning him interest, for years. All he’s getting is his losses repaid, plus a fantastic W that makes everyone think he’s a King.
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I mean that is if we assume he would make the smart financial decision with the money and just not spend it elsewhere or leave at the bank.

The fact is that if he payed his lawyers at the time, he was the one that received the money and as such he transformed 34k he put into it into 84k. He more than doubled the money he spent on lawyers and on the lawsuit getting some nice profit due to interest and pig retardation.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Assuming he got the judgement Jan 1 2021 (too early, can't find the actual date), he had a 31% annual rate of return.

If someone knows the date of the lawsuit filed (earliest) or date of judgement issued (latest) you can work out his rape of return, but 31% is fucking nuts.
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Pretty much my thoughts exactly, 31% annual rate of return, if correct, is extremely good and he would be hardpressed to find a better investment that would give him this much interest/money
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I think it’s a bit anyway, and they are gathering in a Discord right now. These guys are very resilient.
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A funny lil story about that from back in the subreddit days - When the original ona subreddit was first banned, we'd have to hop from subreddit to subreddit, since Patrick and Joe would just keep filing DMCAs and reporting the new subs as ban evasion. At first they would last for a few weeks; then for a few days. Ultimately it got to the point where they were being banned within hours but no matter how much they tried to get rid of us, we'd just keep somehow finding our way to the new place and there'd be like 1000+ members there almost immediately. It even had its own name - New Subreddit Day. Ultimately Reddit had to resort to infecting thousands of rascals computers to hardware ban them from the site completely. Was some of the funniest shit I've ever witnessed.

It was kinda like this but with puddles of autism instead of liquid metal...

 
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Why isn't Quasi finally getting paid on the front page, but an unsuccessful Space Station 13 server is?
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Because the SS13 server is an obvious honey pot malware situation and that notice is null's way of warning everyone about it after the glowniggers compromised him and forced him to keep the canary notice up. Some real greaseball shit.
 
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Almost $50k profit (yeah I know, someone with a GPA higher than 1.2 could have made way more investing somewhere else over that time) on milking that pig lmao. Totally not worth it but there is no way to classify this as anything but a massive, utterly pathetic L for Patrick. OnA won't shut down it will just change forms. As long as Rick needs to get the last word in, he will have his trolls.
 
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