Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

Man In A Dress said:
Considering her recent attempt at damage control I don't think any RO will make her think twice. Only the consequences of violating a RO will change anything.
Now the real question is: Will her tard wrangler(s) be notified of this legal situation?
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If that is the case, then may the consequences be more than a slap on the wrist, but given she's legally disabled I sincerely doubt it.

Here's hoping Lamby isn't all hot air and is going to follow through on everything. If I were her, I'd quietly proceed with getting everything filled out and have the wranglers served without any prior heads up just to make Emily squirm even harder.
 
I have done some stats on her postings in this thread.

Because of the defenses against the mighty troon armies I couldn't scrape the site, so I hand gathered all of her posts in this particular thread. This means I may have missed some, and it was already enough of a project that I didn't pull in her stuff from per profile or the wider internet. If anyone wants to gather all that nonsense I'll gladly include it in future versions.

For the Flesch Kincaid Grade Level calculations, NLTK was being contrary in my current environment (probably because pip and conda don't always get along), so I had to make a sylable counter. That could throw the grade level off a touch from the counter that NLTK has as it will be more accurate about using y as a syllable rather than a consonant. The fun new it this: I treated every y like a vowel, which actually gave her more credit than she should have had to word complexity in the data. She may have dropped a touch more with the NLTK version, but not likely by a significant in this case.
Earliest Toot: #44
Latest Toot: #2,113
Total Toots: 282

The first is the polarity, a.k.a. Sentiment analysis. A score of 1 means it was very positive sentiment, a score of -1 means it was very negative sentiment.
Arithmetic Mean: -0.0208612913 (Very slightly negative)

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She seems too retarded to express much emotion in her toots. Turns out, caps can't cover the autism.

The next is subjectivitty. A score of 0 means it was a fact based toot, a score of 1 means it is pure opinoin.
Arithmetic Mean: 0..4939468907 (Half fact/half opinion)

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She's just all over the damn place. The algorithm had a bit of a hard time scoring some of these because of how poorly she writes, which will be demonstrated in the next chart.

The last chart is her Flesch Kincaid Grade Level score. Check out the spoilers if you're interested in some pointless details.
Arithmetic Mean: 4.305670354 (Just over 4th grade average)

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For the first time ever, I see negative grade level calculations. That 4.3 average grade level is ouch.

I also separated out her noun phrases and counted them. Here are her top 20 noun phrases and the count of occurrences:

lamby 21
not 13
your 12
you 12
kiwifarms 11
have 10
ya 'll 9
video proof 9
video 9
seriously 9
ya 8
lambydance 8
art theft 8
uh 7
aislinn 7
titan 6
screen captures 6
please 6
n't trace 6
my 6

Edit: Shit spelling
 
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Baron O'Beefdip said:
This means I may ahve missed some
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You can find more of her posts in How Do I Improve My Art? and Dear Kiwi-Farms .

Baron O'Beefdip said:
She seems too retarded to express much emotion in her toots. Turns out, caps can't cover the autism.
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A lot of her sperging tends to be repetitive so this doesn't surprise me. I imagine you would get a similar result if you input her Blogger and Facebook and/or DeviantArt posts.

Baron O'Beefdip said:
For the first time ever, I see negative grade level calculations. That 4.3 average grade level is ouch.
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Is has been stated that her mental capacity is on par with a 14 year old. Her posts indicated her capacity to be a lot worse than that and it's amazing that you are able to express it like this.
Would it be possible to express this data as a line graph? I have a suspicion that it would show the grade level declining over time. It would fit the theory that her cognitive ability has declined over the last few years.

Baron O'Beefdip said:
lamby 21
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Disappointing but not surprising.
What is surprising is that Wandering isn't on that list.
 
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She's back to screaming on the blog.
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Samnation did catch the post and responded, including a video this time, in their post. Emmy-poop claims that screenshots won't cut it for evidence, so they seem to have taken up the challenge to find a video, and they did.
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Titan said:
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>if you count them it nears seven. Several claims of cops dragging me off, etc. (Also didn't take place, just one time)
SamanthaPrater said:
You do realize that I have been to the mental hospital six times?
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Considering this quote is from 2022, it's actually more absurd to assume she only made one more visit to the hospital since then.
I'm very sure she has also claimed she was in the hospital seven times but it exists as a screencap from a blog post.

>the bomb scare they claim took place NEVER HAPPENED
Man In A Dress said:
You just take the first result on google and hope it works out, don't you?

Hey, this is you raving about bombs right? Police did get involved and you had to go on vacation for a while afterwards didn't you?
Here's one that stood out to me:
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It's amazing they deem you capable of living independently.
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It's almost as if anything she says or does is archived

As for PigeonKicker getting swatted. I have no reason to believe his claim. However, I have plenty of reason to not believe Emilys claim that it did not happen.
So eventually, some kind of police report will surface proving there was a swatting. Maybe there is one already in the repository somewhere.

Corresponding DA post:
Defamation seethe || Archive
She must be close to finishing her trip down memory lane, right?

Tard support:
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Looks like she's pulling the "no IM telling on you!" third grade tactic. Oddly not reversing it straight onto Lamby, but I guess her blame wheel has spun to other people at the moment.

Considering she thinks that she'll be able to draw in a court room as evidence, I highly doubt she has the mental fortitude to get anyone into court. I imagine that her trying to fill out a restraining order form correctly would be like a pre-schooler grabbing a crayon with their full fist and trying to color inside the lines.
 
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God's Favorite Princess said:
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Looks like she's pulling the "no IM telling on you!" third grade tactic. Oddly not reversing it straight onto Lamby, but I guess her blame wheel has spun to other people at the moment.

Considering she thinks that she'll be able to draw in a court room as evidence, I highly doubt she has the mental fortitude to get anyone into court. I imagine that her trying to fill out a restraining order form correctly would be like a pre-schooler grabbing a crayon with their full fist and trying to color inside the lines.
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why the deflection onto her parents? did they get served?
 
>lets take it to the court room, I'll be happy to draw infront of your person so you can see I AM an artist and you own me an apology
I kind of want this to actually make it into a courtroom and not get dismissed out of hand just so I can see the look on the Judge's face as they grasp the sheer depths of this lunacy.
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why the deflection onto her parents? did they get served?
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So she can wave about her "I FILED A CASE AGAINST MY PARENTS AND WON" paper (that is something entirely different) and the legal system will magically agree with her and give her an actual win. The Blogger's Trio is technically a better target though I still wouldn't bet on Emily succeeding; the art has been boring, Emily can't argue or debate us worth beans so perhaps we're moving onto the legal lolcow chapter of her story.

A short blog this morning, more likely to follow.
Home > Proof I don't trace L's work. /srs

Proof I don't trace L's work. /srs​

Defyinggravityagainn March 21, 2024
I cannot see through black paper , so I couldn't trace even if I wanted to do so. I'm so sick of this drama. I'm innocent , we just so happen to both be inspired by Disney, it was bound to happen that two artists look similar to one another.
this IS my style of drawing.

trolls are trying to claim my digital art videos fake some how. I am filming this using my phone to prove a point. I don't trace.

I don't have a better set up. sorry.
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We're back to refusing to use Lamby's full or partial username.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
we just so happen to both be inspired by Disney, it was bound to happen that two artists look similar to one another.
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TELL THE DIFFERENCE GAME (IMPOSSIBLE EDITION)

Will she ever realize that their art looks nothing alike? (I know the answer but its depressing so don't tell me.)
 
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God's Favorite Princess said:
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I suppose this shouldn't be surprising. The best response she can come up with to match what's happening is to repeat what Lamby is doing.
But uh, she seems to think using the word petition will do something? Does she think a Judge will look at her facebook post and handle the rest of the hard work from there? I don't think she's capable of even learning how to begin an application for a restraining order. Not without help at least.
Though it is great that she thinks she can get a judges attention as she scribbles some vague depiction of a Disney character and screech "SEE! I AM AN ARTIST". She will quickly learn the real world doesn't work that way.
It's also possible Ronda/James already have an RO, considering she has swatted them.

Catgirls are Love said:
>lets take it to the court room, I'll be happy to draw infront of your person so you can see I AM an artist and you own me an apology
I kind of want this to actually make it into a courtroom and not get dismissed out of hand just so I can see the look on the Judge's face as they grasp the sheer depths of this lunacy.
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She could litigate pro se and give a bizarre explanation on par with any Phoenix Wright case.
Dammit now I wish she had just a couple more braincells to give us that.

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She's at it again.
"I amm goingch to try schisch one more tiem"
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Abbreviating Lamby to L hardly affects if the restraining order will be granted or not, right? Considering all the posts that explicitly talk about Lamby.

We will never understand the Black Paper delusion
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She seems to have colored her fingernails with black marker. Looks awful.
 
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