DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

it’s because Poland has a historically high Jewish population and Phil is afraid that if he identifies as Polish someone might walk up to him and say HELLO JEW

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I said it before but if instead of the Sopranos there was a show in the late 90s to mid 2000s about a Polish crime family called the Kowalskis he'd claim he was a 100% pure blooded Polack who can trace his ancestry to the most badass winged hussars and Zsawisa Czarny *finger chew*

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

How'd that one Sopranos episode go? The gang goes to Italy and Paule makes a fool of himself not knowing the regional differences in the authentic cuisine and spouting off words he heard that mean nothing of what he thinks they to "hey paisan CUHMENDUHTORRIE", fuck come to think of it that's pretty much how I'd see Piggies European vacation going. Well that and getting taken for a mark by all the textbook scams run over there by north african apes with their bracelets, square headed slavs trading away his euros for worthless Belorussian rubles and gypsies giving him fake gold jewelry or knockoff designer clothing for free but gas money helps.

Phil gets a Margherita and goes on a 20 minute rant about how it wasn't authentic italian pizza because the person who took his order was speaking english and since he wasn't a 6ft blonde man he just assumed he was a mexican immigrant and not a mediterranean man. Then he goes on a tangent about how back in CT he used to get authentic, robust, italian-style homemade pizza from nationals.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I said it before but if instead of the Sopranos there was a show in the late 90s to mid 2000s about a Polish crime family called the Kowalskis he'd claim he was a 100% pure blooded Polack who can trace his ancestry to the most badass winged hussars and Zsawisa Czarny *finger chew*

Phil never had the makings of a varsity athlete or Czechoslovakian interior decorator.

How'd that one Sopranos episode go? The gang goes to Italy and Paule makes a fool of himself not knowing the regional differences in the authentic cuisine and spouting off words he heard that mean nothing of what he thinks they to "hey paisan CUHMENDUHTORRIE", fuck come to think of it that's pretty much how I'd see Piggies European vacation going. Well that and getting taken for a mark by all the textbook scams run over there by north african apes with their bracelets, square headed slavs trading away his euros for worthless Belorussian rubles and gypsies giving him fake gold jewelry or knockoff designer clothing for free but gas money helps.

If Phil went to Italy it would basically be like Ethan Ralph's trip to Rome where he'd get pasta at a shitty mall stand, drive by the Coliseum, then drink in the hotel till he goes home.

I do hope we one day get Kat putting her foot down and demanding that Phil set aside some WWE champions money for a vacation. Though I think Phil would rather divorce her than shell out for that.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Today is finally Adsense payday with the full brunt of Argentinian memberships.

We should get some nice begging tomorrow.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil never had the makings of a varsity athlete or Czechoslovakian interior decorator.

If Phil went to Italy it would basically be like Ethan Ralph's trip to Rome where he'd get pasta at a shitty mall stand, drive by the Coliseum, then drink in the hotel till he goes home.

I do hope we one day get Kat putting her foot down and demanding that Phil set aside some WWE champions money for a vacation. Though I think Phil would rather divorce her than shell out for that.

He would find a Sbarro and buy Khet a bottle of Undertaker wine.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

phil often treats video games like he does real life. His word is law and if you don't agree go fuck yourself. usually, this works just fine in video games because video games almost never push back on the player, BG3 is different. characters will tell you to fuck off and will leave your group if you piss them off. someone posted phils chat earlier where he said "I wasn't making the choice for him to leave my party, I was making the choice for him to not be an evil overlord."

phil honest to god didn't think the game would allow Astarion to make any choices of his own. he didn't think Astarion could leave without his permission, the fact Astarion did, and had actual negative consequences for him, took him completely by surprise and fucked his shit up. it was an area where he's used to having 100% power and control and the game went "nah, you did x, now character is responding with y, live with it." and a moronic narc like Phil didn't see it coming.

I like that the overall plot is to destroy the big bad and how being an Ascended Vampire would not only help him with his overarching quest throughout the fuckin' game, but would help him out with destroying the Big Bad.

Dude talks about how unrealistic games are all the time, but then this time he's fuckin dumbfounded and now it's supposed to be a FANTASY game and his actions shouldn't have consecunces?

I mean, he's a thief and he's surprised he "robbed" his gear?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

In another case of "Jesus, can this fucker get anymore lazy????" He see's food like lobster and crab, where you have to crack open the shells, as "work". Also, he doesn't care for hot pot restaurants, as you "have to cook the food yourself" and "I don't understand some of these places." I know Phil is the textbook definition of lazy, but Goddamn! Also, the way he described his dislike for hot pot restaurants, which I get aren't for everyone, it came off whiney and entitled. Like he expected his mom to fly out to Seattle and cut his food for him, because using a knife to cut into meat might as well be "work".

 

[JimiHendrix]

I like that the overall plot is to destroy the big bad and how being an Ascended Vampire would not only help him with his overarching quest throughout the fuckin' game, but would help him out with destroying the Big Bad.

Astarion is someone who was essentially raped and abused for 200 years with no way out. He was a slave with no autonomy even over his own body. This gives him a massive lust for power, because in Astarion's mind power = freedom. If he becomes Ascended he'll be the biggest bad and then no one can ever hurt him again.

and phil is surprised when refusing to help Astarion achieve this doesn't go over well.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Of course he retweeted this. Odds that he'll do his usual shit talk before he gets smacked?

 

[Love Is Blue]

Astarion is someone who was essentially raped and abused for 200 years with no way out. He was a slave with no autonomy even over his own body. This gives him a massive lust for power, because in Astarion's mind power = freedom. If he becomes Ascended he'll be the biggest bad and then no one can ever hurt him again.

and phil is surprised when refusing to help Astarion achieve this doesn't go over well.

Astarion may have been pimped out by cazador, but did his save file get deleted when he was playing Kotor?

 

[JimiHendrix]

Astarion may have been pimped out by cazador

he was also pimped out by Phil and then phil didn't understand why he was upset.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Of course he retweeted this. Odds that he'll do his usual shit talk before he gets smacked?

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This is great news. Larian has the chops to make their own stuff and Wizards has been pozzing up D&D for years now.

So I'm sure Phil will find some way to have the most retarded take on this possible.

 

[Whaler]

Astarion is someone who was essentially raped and abused for 200 years with no way out. He was a slave with no autonomy even over his own body. This gives him a massive lust for power, because in Astarion's mind power = freedom. If he becomes Ascended he'll be the biggest bad and then no one can ever hurt him again.

and phil is surprised when refusing to help Astarion achieve this doesn't go over well.

I can't believe Phil told somebody to fuck off and then they went and fucked off after being treated like shit for most of their journey together. How could this have possibly happened to Phil, the most chill and positive streamer on YT. Doesn't Astarion know Phil doesn't do drama?

 

[Balr0g]

Also Phil playing the "moral choice" in a game when he has usually played the most toxic routes ever is beyond peak comedy. Plus he still hasn't realized that games like Divinity or Baldur's Gate are CRPG, a special breed of RPG's. He will probably moan the reminder of the game like "fucking Larian stealing my best gear for maximum first round damage, fucking character who rabbed me, fuck this game, fuck fuck fuck"

 

[Perverted Monk]

Authentic Eye-talian Phil if he went to a real high-end restaurant in the old country:

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

If the mod want's to move this cause I don't know another place to put this but here's a guy who just got six months jailtime for fucking with cops in the name of muh first amendment Mr. Chille DeCastro, just listen to the guy and watch his mannerisms holy fucking shit this could have been Phil in another life with all the bloviating and self fellating about how long he's been doing this, the constitutional law scholar crap and the decades of being a MMA grand master sensei.

1:12:00 is probably the best time to cut in but he does mouth off at the beginning to the bailiff.

They're all narcissists and can do no wrong. I don't pray for Phil's death like I do for Direct D. Jesus, even the name is retarded.

 

[Free Jasper]

Astarion is symbolic of Phils audience.

He tells them to fuck off then when they do fuck off its pikachu face.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

An old clip of Phil in his 30's years him flexing with supposed Wolverine claws that he made when he was a kid. It was so well-made that the kids thought his father was involved. It appeared so real that his school didn't let him use them because they were afraid Phil would hurt other kids with aluminum foil glued onto cardboard.

Can you imagine past your 15 years old and sill be bragging about this?

Seen it in WPIG.

 

[marlintan]

An old clip of Phil in his 30's years him flexing with supposed Wolverine claws that he made when he was a kid. It was so well-made that the kids thought his father was involved. It appeared so real that his school didn't let him use them because they were afraid Phil would hurt other kids with aluminum foil glued onto cardboard.

Can you imagine past your 15 years old and sill be bragging about this?

Seen it in WPIG.
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"If I had the tools to do it" says the man that buys velcro instead of screws and a screwdriver...