Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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So, at the risk of getting my rat ass banned by Bossmanjack I'm gonna powerlevel:
I got gifted a subscription a few streams back, that's nice and all, but what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Other than using the chat more often I mean.

Bragging rights? Pogging like a bitch?
 
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After riding on the Mines roller-coaster, and going from 350 to 4.6k and back down to 0, he almost slams his chair
 
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Rukario said:
I actually really hope he does get the Civic he's wanted. It might help him mentally, giving him a second hobby (driving) that isn't gambling related.

Well, that and he and the Rats will come up with new catchphrases/jokes of course. "DAMN THAT CIVIC NCIE!"
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Give me all the rainbows you want, but holy fuck I would love to see bossman trying to install a loud as fuck catback exhaust on his civic. Him sperging out from underneath a car would be utter kino.
 
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internet friend said:
Give me all the rainbows you want, but holy fuck I would love to see bossman trying to install a loud as fuck catback exhaust on his civic. Him sperging out from underneath a car would be utter kino.
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I've said it a million times, but I want BMJ to move out so very badly, I desperately want to see him attempt to live out on his own and to do adult things like mopping the floor, cooking, unclogging his toilet, paying bills, mowing the grass, etc. I laughed my ass off watching him attempt to redeem a DoorDash gift card, just IMAGINE THE KINO of him trying to fix something around the house.

He will never move out, even if he did, mommy and daddy would continue wiping his ass and take care of everything, and even if they didn't, he would never leave his room or show anything around the house.
 
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Doinker Marmalade said:
I've said it a million times, but I want BMJ to move out so very badly, I desperately want to see him attempt to live out on his own and to do adult things like mopping the floor, cooking, unclogging his toilet, paying bills, mowing the grass, etc. I laughed my ass off watching him attempt to redeem a DoorDash gift card, just IMAGINE THE KINO of him trying to fix something around the house.

He will never move out, even if he did, mommy and daddy would continue wiping his ass and take care of everything, and even if they didn't, he would never leave his room or show anything around the house.
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I wouldn’t say never, now I’ll really deserve them rainbows for saying this. There is still a probably of him leaving, if Terry Davis got kicked out of his house then I think it could happen to Austin. The question I have is how long can his parents deal with his yelling and household distraction habits and to add to that drug usage.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
Lol, are you from the US? 35% is the US Federal tax. Then theres Social Security (Federal), Medicare (Federal), State income tax, yada yada. Its about 45-50% for someone in Austins current brackets. Virginia alone is 5.75%. "Self Employed" tax for combined Social Security and Medicare is 15.9%, but the SSN caps out after the first almost 200k, but the medicares 2.9% has no cap (for real for real).So assuming austin makes between $235K and 600K for 2024 he will owe

@$250,000
35% Federal ($82,000)
15.9% first 177k ($28,143)
2.9% remaining ($2,177)
5.75% Virginia State. ($13,000)

Amount owed, with no deduction $125,320

Austin doesnt pay interest on property, his deposits into Stake are purchases of Gold Coin and therefore are not gambling losses so he cant deduct that etc. He could take the standard deduction which is $14,600. In either case, he's at around a 45-50% tax bracket. American taxes are garbage.
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Will there an IRS arc this year? Seems like half the thread hates this topic, but I'll be surprised if this doesn't fuck BMJ over somehow.

The IRS loves money and BMJ is pulling in half a mill at this point.

He's part of the 1% now lol.
 
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eatler said:
I wouldn’t say never, now I’ll really deserve them rainbows for saying this. There is still a probably of him leaving, if Terry Davis got kicked out of his house then I think it could happen to Austin. The question I have is how long can his parents deal with his yelling and household distraction habits and to add to that drug usage.
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Until Bossmom dies, then the heat is on. Theres a 51/49 chance Ratdad kicks him out the same week. House always wins.

Also, the idea of Bossman owning a big property is hilarious. He literally won't pick up broken glass directly underneath his feet. Every bong he's broken is still there on the floor. And thats WITH Bossmoms help.
 
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Automaton Type 2B said:
Will there an IRS arc this year? Seems like half the thread hates this topic, but I'll be surprised if this doesn't fuck BMJ over somehow.

The IRS loves money and BMJ is pulling in half a mill at this point.

He's part of the 1% now lol.
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It's on my mind constantly but I don't want to get dogpiled for bringing it up. None of us know what is coming, but some of us know that whatever it is, it's inevitable.
 
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The question I have is how long can his parents deal with his yelling and household distraction habits and to add to that drug usage.
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Forever, they are retards, they raised BMJ.
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It's on my mind constantly but I don't want to get dogpiled for bringing it up. None of us know what is coming, but some of us know that whatever it is, it's inevitable.
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Well... I remember someone argued that he doesn't have anything for the IRS to go after, so they wouldn't bother... it would be a shame if he showed large bullion purchases on stream... just saying it would be a really bad idea to show off $6000 worth of gold on stream.
 
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It's not going to end well. He's too deep and getting crazier and crazier. This is the path he chose, just enjoy the ride.
If he does get better, wins a bundle and just stops, he won't be a cow anymore.
Part of me wants that to happen, but we all know it won't. That's why he's a cow.
 
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