Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[cromit]

How long before he's hitting on her on social media?

How long until he’s slurping “mommy” instead of “your honor” during a hearing? He uses the court system like tattling to his parents at the best of times.

 

[DumbDude43]

i'd love to see this judges face when she realizes that this case is about the copyright to a book with the title "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: and How I Became Falsely Known as Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy"

 

[The Great Citracett]

i'd love to see this judges face when she realizes that this case is about the copyright to a book with the title "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: and How I Became Falsely Known as Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy"

Or this classic with a title far too long and too insane to bother typing out...

 

[RodgerDodger]

Simply put, you had no business getting a venue change in the first place. All Greer had to do to block it was make some bullshit up about judicial economy and inconvenience. There are safeguards that usually prevent a venue change after YEARS of bouncing between the appellate division and the district court at the preliminary stage before even an answer has been filed. It could have been as simple as “this court has had jurisdiction for so long, why give it up now”. Greer was a mongoloid though and didn’t even raise an objection, let alone a coherent response.

This is never not going to be funny. His own retarded 4d Chess move of filing for a Stay and then not answering anything (because its so much better to ask forgiveness than ask permission of the court) gave the Judge a loophole he would not otherwise have, to drop kick the whole grimy mess to the other side of the country.

It's fucking brilliant.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

How long before he's hitting on her on social media?

"NOW CUM THE DEFENDANTS!"

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Judge Rodgers oversees multiple huge MDLs, including the 3M earplugs MDL. I have no doubt she and her clerks will find Greer's nonsense filings to be a waste of their time.

 

[murph]

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>Christian Republican
>Appointed by George Bush
>Actual female & first elected in her district

She's a tad greasy in this photo but it appears she cleans up alright.

She's a very well preserved 59 year old.

 

[DHugo]

She's a very well preserved 59 year old.

would

 

[Not Really Here]

Or this classic with a title far too long and too insane to bother typing out...
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Those tags are surprisingly accurate.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is the above defamation allowed in legal filings?

yes, and other lolcows have done it on purpose, and then you can actually later say "as described in court filings" but judges are on to you pulling that shit and it don't amuse

 

[obsdj]

Former military. Appointed by GWB. Kinda attractive. Doesn't seem like the type of judge to tolerate bullshit from Russell. Here's hoping.

How long before he's hitting on her on social media?

He's going to write a song for her.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He's going to write a song for her.

No, we already had that saga. Let's hope for something unique. Sexually harassing love letter is reserved for SCOTUS, so maybe instead he'll offer her to work at his soon-to-be brothel?

 

[jerkstore]

i haven’t been able to keep up in awhile, but every update i have read fills me with joy. i hope if nothing else, this illustrates to russtard that when you hire and PAY competent counsel, you have a MUCH better chance of getting anywhere. he’s only still grasping at the oops-need-more-time twins because they were free at the time he was desperate for representation. even they see the writing on the wall about the original verdict and want him to pay now.

edit: not that any dollar amount russell could ostensibly provide would increase their competence or engagement.

 

[ForTheHoard]

i haven’t been able to keep up in awhile, but every update i have read fills me with joy. i hope if nothing else, this illustrates to russtard that when you hire and PAY competent counsel, you have a MUCH better chance of getting anywhere. he’s only still grasping at the oops-need-more-time twins because they were free at the time. even they see the writing on the wall about the original verdict and want him to pay now.

If he had competent council from the start, they would have directed this at Google and not us.

 

[DumbDude43]

i think he'll try to file a motion in this new court to try and get them to transfer the case back to utah

 

[jerkstore]

i think he'll try to file a motion in this new court to try and get them to transfer the case back to utah

he’s honestly probably spinning out right now and has no idea what to do. all of things that previously got him by in small claims courts pro se are absolutely failing him.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

he’s honestly probably spinning out right now and has no idea what to do. all of things that previously got him by in small claims courts pro se are absolutely failing him.

It's pretty much on par for him- he fails at the first opportunity. It's just that, in small claims court, they didn't have opportunities quite as early as federal cases.

 

[jerkstore]

It's pretty much on par for him- he fails at the first opportunity. It's just that, in small claims court, they didn't have opportunities quite as early as federal cases.

in small claims, they also very clearly give and give and give opportunities, in this case, he ran those opportunities out and thought they would keep going

edit: based on how many extensions his free lawyers got, he probably thought that “idiot tax” would fly for a pro se litigant the same way “sickness tax” and “honeymoon tax” flew for his lolyers. just saying

 

[doodoocaca]

When do we get fanart of this judge with some kiwis and a slobbering mutt?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Poor Russ...I guess the judge won't be able to hear his explanation about how the judge was super wrong....
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A question arises. How is Russ even going to find out that the case has in fact been transferred and docketed in Florida? And that his last frantic 30 minute pleading was mailed into the void?

Thinking it through, while the 10th circuit Clerk had been e-mailing him copies of all documents, his only official contact method is the mailing address for a street that doesnt exist. That he affirmed in his final case filing in the 10th, that it was correct. What's going to happen? Is he going to be sitting waiting for the e-mail that never comes with a reply to his frantic filing? while the court mailings from Florida seeking to proceed the case bounce? And what happens then?

I wasn't joking when I said Russ gave the Judge the loophole he needed to send the case and its staggeringly soggy pro se plaintiff to the furthest court in the continental US from his own. This is almost enough to restore some faith in the American court system. Cow Punching of the highest order.