Worst thing of all though is: It's not even accurate stats.
Any juicer of the federal government in chat?
I will say Fire Portals at least looks cool. Glad Mai Boi won. Sad he lost. Such is the way of the Bossman.
Imagine a rat woild give him this advice in chat. 5 subs minimum.
I beg you to watch a clip of him trying to order DoorDash, pairing a bluetooth device, or trying to absorb any kind of new information and come to the conclusion that Austin is of at least median intelligence. That's before we even touch on the heavy drug use, head punching, and arrested development. He cannot make a purchase without showing it off to the camera and his crypto wallets are public information. If it looks like Bossman is playing 4D chess to you, I'll choose to believe you're lacking information rather than the possibility that Austin is a genius by comparison, let alone that he knows what he's doing, least of all from a financial standpoint.
One of my favourite things is when the Stake bot pops while he's in the middle of a rigger meltdown about them.
This clip right here is how BMJ became my absolute favorite cow as of recently. When he wins it hits that monkey part of my brain that likes when number go up and when he loses it's like the best payoff for the buildup. May the gods bless this man with bigger and bigger wins. I want to hear "Oh my god I lost it all" when it's a $100k win.
Sweepstakes and lotteries winnings are gambling winnings
Pocket watching rat. The source of my implication that Austin will have tax planning set up to earn spend then tax on the leftovers is the fact his family has revenue streams from real estate assets paying them in the house he rages in when he felts. This implies a level of financial structure above and beyond what would be a normal expectation in a typical replacement lolcow thread. I already stated that.
I would really like him to find a nice, very caring girl that will make him learn to appreciate small, good things in life. So that he unlearns these thinking shortcuts, where he only feels things for 2 seconds, whether good or bad. And from that point he could start slowly improving his life, he just needs that one big break to reevaluate his life. Knowing how greedy and vapid people are these days, I don't know if it's realistic for him to meet anyone decent, but if God decides to send a literal angel his way, I will be excited for him to get better.
Has someone tard raged yet? I just thought we were speculating for shits and giggles. That’s half the fun of cows is predicting the future.