Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Otterly]

It's medical because they don't give a shit if you "identify" as gay or whatever, if you have sex with men you don't give blood.

not any more!
Thread 'FDA lifts ban on blood donation for gay, bisexual men'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fda-lifts-ban-on-blood-donation-for-gay-bisexual-men.146335/

 

[Vandyke Clown]

not any more!
Thread 'FDA lifts ban on blood donation for gay, bisexual men'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fda-lifts-ban-on-blood-donation-for-gay-bisexual-men.146335/

“Gay” is too crude a measure. There’s a massive difference between “man in a stable loving monogamous relationship with another man” and “300 partners per year leather dog-snout face mask fuckpig ultrabottom”.

 

[pink cigarettes]

“Gay” is too crude a measure. There’s a massive difference between “man in a stable loving monogamous relationship with another man” and “300 partners per year leather dog-snout face mask fuckpig ultrabottom”.

"stable" "monogamous" LMAO sure, on TV shows maybe

 

[Stan]

It gets folded in half later. What you're looking at is the scar tissue that will be the inside of her future "urethra." Not defending it at any stage, but this is the halfway point

I wonder if this works any better to create a functional urethra as opposed to grafting in a blood vessel.

All the comments on that thread are a bunch of men saying they’ve had bacterial vaginosis lol. Euphoria

I suspect these people don’t clean their dilators very well since they all seem to have BV.

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Totally normal behavior. Let’s let these people teach our children and pass legislation.

Maybe back in the caveman days this was done to help replenish protein and iron. This is also one reason why you'll see mammals like mice, rats, cats, and dogs eat the placenta, the other reason being that the raw-meat smell of it attracts predators to the nest.

For my part, I was shown the placenta on a tray in the delivery room a few minutes after birth, with the doctor explaining where the amnion was and how the baby had been inside the amnion. I didn't want it for anything (the plant-it-under-a-sapling suggestion sounds kind of nice, though), so it was taken to pathology for some quick testing and then disposed of.

Pro tip: clitoral bleeding is not a thing that ever ever happens to women. Enjoy the euphoria, buddy.

Barring perhaps a horrific shaving or trimming accident.

Unfortunately, he is right.

They’re not cutting it up into steaks, but the crunchy granola mommies have some absurd idea that it’s good for them. There’s a whole industry around cooking, drying and processing the placenta to turn it into a powder that they can then add to their smoothies, or turn into capsules that they can take just like vitamins.

Those are the ones who don’t leave it attached to their infant to rot (lotus birth) in a wrap of dried flowers and herbs, or the ones who use it to create “art” by slapping some paint on it and stamping the image on a piece of paper.

I sort of get why new-Age, Whole Foods style moms would be into this. The placenta was baby's lifeline in the womb and I can see why someone might want to honor it by making a mold or a print of it. The lotus birth stuff, idk. Seems unnecessary, because while the placenta was instrumental to the baby's survival in the womb, after birth it's kind of like the egg shell a baby bird hatches from. It's done it's job, and is no longer needed.

If the troons are going to emulate granola moms rather than teenage sluts for once, they should go whole hog and remove their testicles at home, in a kiddie pool in the living room with a lay assistant whom they've made promise not to call an ambulance, even if they pass out.

Oy vey, even home birth is riskier than hospital birth, and 1/3rd of women doing homebirth for the first time end up going to the hospital at some point, anyway. Home-style SRS patients would go to the hospital 100% of the time after their procedures, because DIY open groin surgery is like base-jumping with a paper grocery bag for a parachute. Infection, hemorrhage, surgical errors, oh my.

Even the eunuch-makers in China knew to slice real quick and seal off the wound with fire to stave off these possibilities, and make sure the new eunuchs were allowed to rest in a warm room for at least a week post-op, but some of those eunuchs wouldn't survive even then. (iirc the Chinese used a piece of straw to keep the urethra open during the healing process, with the drawback that the eunuchs had terrible bladder control and were often said to smell like urine.)

I've watched the film that south park episode took the images from, the xploitation "Let me die a woman" and let me tell you,
things havent changed that much. You have your HSTS that pass rather well, the creepy AGPs and the zero efforts, although I havent seen anyone on a Kevin-tier of creepy.
The whole film is available on archive.org if you wish to watch it.

Timestamps:

• 14:22 Explanation of SRS
• 15:36 Gratuitous fake self mutilation
• 18:49 Samuelle Hyde
• 19:05 AGP
• 20:00 They;ll never know the difference
• 23:13 Dilators! Totally "Not a fetish"
• 26:32 Mother taking hormones => Gay, lesbian, crossdresser or troon spawn. Hard essentialism there truscum.
• 27:30 Slippery slope of the Gay to Troon pipeline.
• 30:00 Pooners start here, also the Freudian penis envy and biological YWNBAM truths go up.
• 33:00 Frog voice. She passes rather well but... Pooners be pooners.
• 39:00 WTF!? That happened? Psych looks like a massive (pun intended) pervert
• 40:30 Description of SRS procedure, 4 surgeons plus assistants. If that was the standard... How did we get to the one man teams like the Gallagers of the present?
• 42:42 THE MONEY SHOT (AKA: The complete version of what we saw on South Park)
• 44:00 Amhole sex. With "virgin" bleeding.
• 53:50 halfway through that interview, uterine transplant mentioned, from a formerly married man #NotAFetish
• 55:55 Bolt-ons then, just like now, like to point outwards. Butcher doctor praises how lucky the troon is to have that femenine body.
• 57:35 A live shot of Dilation
• 59:10 Detailed shots of Amhole as the doctor describes all the things. Yes, it is as horrifying as it sounds.
• 1:01:30 Amhole sex (faked, I presume)
• 1:06:00 About to e married, decided to 41% instead

Highlight: Samuelle Hyde, mass shooter.
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I feel like South Park is hit-or-miss, sometimes I think it's painfully puerile, stupid, and defeatist, and then there are some episodes that feel like philosophical explorations of meaning. "Mr. Garrison's fancy new Vagina" is definitely one of the really interesting ones, because it breaks down the ideology of being trans (that it's somehow possible to "become" the opposite sex by looking more like them) and asks if that holds up for race (not really, but there's a cool MSI song about it), or species (no, definitely not.)

If you rephase some of the questions in this episode they turn into tranny kryptonite.
Examples:

1. So if a pooner's phalloplasty fails, does that make him less of a man?
2. Is having a vagina the same as being a woman? Is having a dorsal fin the same as being a dolphin?
3. Have you really changed your sex, or have you just changed your appearance?
4. Let's imagine Kyle's negroplasty went off perfectly and now everyone perceives him as black. Would he have successfully changed his race? To what extent is race and gender about other people's perceptions of you, rather than an objective truth?
5. Even with a vagina, Mr. Garrison doesn't pass. To what extent can someone like him demand others perceive him to be something he's not?

This troon is experiencing what he calls "bad dehiscence" after a 12-hour plane ride:

Spoiler: It seems that anything I do including moving, dilating, or doing the air drying position makes it open more,

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Wanna take bets on which opening he's been dilating?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1bjmkax/grs_bad_dehiscence/

This poor sonovabitch needs to get to the hospital stat. I really don't get the temerity of these people who post medical questions to Reddit before seeking attention.

 

[Otterly]

This poor sonovabitch needs to get to the hospital stat

He sure does. Trouble is… it’s a twelve hour plane ride back, and we keep hearing that no surgeon will touch another’s Troon butchery, so I wonder what he will do?

 

[Lady Farishta]

I saved the placenta, because why should the hospital keep it and just throw it away like trash, or whatever the fuck they do with it? same reason I saved my teeth from wisdom teeth extraction because, again, it's my fucking body parts. give it to me.

 

[Näkki]

I saved the placenta, because why should the hospital keep it and just throw it away like trash, or whatever the fuck they do with it? same reason I saved my teeth from wisdom teeth extraction because, again, it's my fucking body parts. give it to me.

Kept my teeth too though. I grew those fucks myself, damn right they're mine.

 

[ItsaKnife]

not any more!
Thread 'FDA lifts ban on blood donation for gay, bisexual men'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fda-lifts-ban-on-blood-donation-for-gay-bisexual-men.146335/

The FDA lifted the ban but many plasma centers still won't let gay men, bi men, or women with bi boyfriends donate.

 

[Got Milk!]

The FDA lifted the ban but many plasma centers still won't let gay men, bi men, or women with bi boyfriends donate.

Yeah can confirm. They ask several questions regarding sex with men (as a man) in the required questionnaire and if you answer yes, they will defer you from donating. I can't take screenshots right now because I just donated plasma yesterday and you have to take 48 hours in between. I can post them in a few days if anyone wants to see.

 

[ApeBass]

I saved the placenta, because why should the hospital keep it and just throw it away like trash, or whatever the fuck they do with it? same reason I saved my teeth from wisdom teeth extraction because, again, it's my fucking body parts. give it to me.

But did you eat it?

 

[Chub Nigga Rat]

"stable" "monogamous" LMAO sure, on TV shows maybe

I've met quite a few gay couples who are monogamous, including this very chill pair in their 60s who've been together for 30 years. And you know what's funny? Among them, there's this running joke where, at some point down the line, one of them starts hinting about opening up the relationship.

 

[Barbarella]

I kept my kids after childbirth, that was enough for me.

 

[Lady Farishta]

But did you eat it?

no.

 

[Conspiracy Mawile]

South Park "negroplasty" reminded me of German horrorcow Martina Big, who has a thread here I think and now looks like a cross-dressing 50-year old black man after her "successful" transition.
Wonder if we see something like this at a large scale in the future, all it needs is an ingenious marketing strategy, social engineering and a gullible audience to fall for it.
No adverse effects, 0.0001 % regret rate of course.

 

[Näkki]

I kept my kids after childbirth, that was enough for me.

But did you eat it?

The important questions.

As for Martina Big, she wanted to be tan, not black. Only changed her opinion later on in Interviews, guess for attention. Its a crazy women obsessed with surgeries but she actually did not start out wanting to be a black woman. Plenty of videos from before the unfortunate injections— meant to give her a tan only.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The placenta was baby's lifeline in the womb and I can see why someone might want to honor it by making a mold or a print of it. The lotus birth stuff, idk. Seems unnecessary, because while the placenta was instrumental to the baby's survival in the womb, after birth it's kind of like the egg shell a baby bird hatches from. It's done it's job, and is no longer needed.

Counterpoint: if you find a partial eggshell on the ground in the woods, especially a nice blue or speckled one, it's tempting to take it home and keep it, maybe put it on the saucer of the cup-and-saucer you never use but keep on the Special Shelf.

Spoiler: placenta pl

One of my earlier memories is being strapped in in the car, poking my sister's placenta through a couple of plastic bags. I'm told I helped dig the hole for planting it with an ornamental cherry sapling, but I'm sure that was for age-appropriate values of "help," and I don't remember that because dirt is less remarkable than the sense memory of a giant still-warm clot organ plopped on the back seat of a Datsun.

same reason I saved my teeth from wisdom teeth extraction because, again, it's my fucking body parts. give it to me.

Foot taco dude was weird, but this exactly is why I have no problem with the tumblr toe necklace lady, and honestly, not with the testicle-jar troons either. This is just a known bug in human nature, and it's kind of funny.

At least put some lace around the top of the jar if you're going to display your preserved anything in the china cabinet, though. Or put it on a stand with an LED in it if you're keeping it in a glass case with Funko Pops; just show some pride of craftsmanship damnit.

Home-style SRS patients would go to the hospital 100% of the time after their procedures, because DIY open groin surgery is like base-jumping with a paper grocery bag for a parachute. Infection, hemorrhage, surgical errors, oh my.

Agreed that kitchen table SRS is a terrible idea; I was mostly thinking these dudes could handle orchiectomies as a community effort, the same way crunchy/revolutionary ladies in the '70s were getting together and "menstrual extracting" each other. A bunch of body mod and fetish dudes back on 1990s Usenet could get it together to remove testicles or an entire scrotum cleanly and efficiently; much like with gender equality and common sense, troons have gone backwards in medical science, including handwashing.

 

[Randomrando]

horrorcow Martina Big, who has a thread here I think and now looks like a cross-dressing 50-year old black man after her "successful" transition

You can't mention Martina Big without including at least one photo, words will never do her justice

Spoiler: bikini photo

 

[Stan]

One of my earlier memories is being strapped in in the car, poking my sister's placenta through a couple of plastic bags. I'm told I helped dig the hole for planting it with an ornamental cherry sapling, but I'm sure that was for age-appropriate values of "help," and I don't remember that because dirt is less remarkable than the sense memory of a giant still-warm clot organ plopped on the back seat of a Datsun.

I'm honestly sad I didn't think to do this, sounds like a lovely idea. But eh, still-warm? I would have had to put it on ice for a couple days while I convalesced in hospital.

maybe put it on the saucer of the cup-and-saucer you never use but keep on the Special Shelf.

TBH I think both of these ideas are absolutely lovely, y'know, different strokes for different folks.

Agreed that kitchen table SRS is a terrible idea; I was mostly thinking these dudes could handle orchiectomies as a community effort, the same way crunchy/revolutionary ladies in the '70s were getting together and "menstrual extracting" each other.

The horrors that await us have already happened in the past.
As for DIY orchi: idk, maybe? It's common to put cats and dogs under anesthesia to do an equivalent procedure, but livestock are not given anesthetic. Then again, human orchidectomies are performed with intention to preserve the integrity of the scrotum for later SRS or testicle-prothesis. So they go in through the bikini line, and not just slicing open the nutsack like a vet would do. What I'm trying to say is that it would be better to go to some crappy doctor in Mexico than try this at home.

A bunch of body mod and fetish dudes back on 1990s Usenet could get it together to remove testicles or an entire scrotum cleanly and efficiently; much like with gender equality and common sense, troons have gone backwards in medical science, including handwashing.

I heard about those people, and I was skeptical then that some of them didn't report to ER later with horrible complications. Some of their plans went like that: inject something weird into your nuts or cut off circulation with a rubber band or bash them with a meat tenderizer and hope they necrose to the extent that the doctor you see after the fact has no choice but to remove them. (Thanks Lowtax for inadvertently teaching me this through The Awful Link of the Day!)

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

This is completely anecdotal of me and I can't back it up at all, but I've been told by someone who used to work in GRS that the backslide in standards is coming exclusively from the patient side, as in actually requested, because it's faster and cheaper and faster, now now now is every patient's priority now, not appearance or comfort. I'm guessing it's a knock on effect from all the suicide baiting.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

You can't mention Martina Big without including at least one photo, words will never do her justice

Spoiler: bikini photo

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I can mock her but can't be angry at her. At least she doesn't encourages others to do the same.