Reviewtechusa / Richard Masucci

Remember how badly Rich wanted to give DSP a new PC?

I'm sure he was thinking he would gain some sort of extra control of him if he accepted. Phil made a wise choice not taking anything from Rich.
Unless Rich was going to contract fuck him, Phil probably could’ve gotten away with taking the parts and running.
 
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but if he managed to fucking "manage" RTU, he's probably got epic handling skills.
Rather than professional management I tend to think of it more like managing large animals at a zoo and all the shit shoveling that comes with it. Maybe he should manage elephants?
 
Rich is sort of a perfect encapsulation of the slow failure on untalented entertainers. Every time he tries something new, it is always a pale imitation of a more popular creator, and so he bounces from thing to thing, chasing success like a junkie chasing the dragon. His main problem is that he isn't funny, knowledgeable, or charismatic for most people to care about watching. Its ironic, despite being a fat, cucumber eating faggot, Rich is utterly hollow and can't even keep trolls invested in his career.
 
This thread being constantly dead is one of the most fun things about reviewtechUSA.

He really wants to be a streamer, but he's good at nothing. Maybe eating? His head is fatter than in January.

Him firing his editor finally got me to watch a stream and holy shit, he's blaming his blind daughter, again. He never gave a flying shit about his kids and made his parents handle his divorce.
He's like what if Boogie never got famous.
 
I still think it's fucking crazy his dad looks younger than him. And is more talented.

The NES is an uncomplicated system. Even if you don't know shit about boards or caps or any of that shit, you can open one up and tell if it's fucked. And he made his dad do it while making vaguely homoerotic jokes.

I'd say I feel bad for his parents, but I don't. They made him.
 
Hooft seriously needs to uncouple. People are grifting off Rich v Jay, and there is no value in that pit.

Dude should just do shitty console refurbs like whatsisname.

Rich crying is just the weed gummies.

Whimper more faggot.

Rich could seriously just order random gaming shit off aliexpress and launder his rep, leave the bitch slinging behind. PSP's are back in the algo, and there are a ton of mods for that thing. He could get his dad to slap an IPS mod in and make cash.

Like a shitty modchip for the psp runs what, eight bucks? He'd just have to wait on slowboat shipping.
 
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Hooft seriously needs to uncouple. People are grifting off Rich v Jay, and there is no value in that pit.

Dude should just do shitty console refurbs like whatsisname.

Rich crying is just the weed gummies.

Whimper more faggot.

Rich could seriously just order random gaming shit off aliexpress and launder his rep, leave the bitch slinging behind. PSP's are back in the algo, and there are a ton of mods for that thing. He could get his dad to slap an IPS mod in and make cash.

Like a shitty modchip for the psp runs what, eight bucks? He'd just have to wait on slowboat shipping.
I mean it would cost slightly more shekels but he could buy a 1st gen steam deck and make a bunch of videos about upgrading/modifying it, running emulated games on it, and all that other kind of shit.

I don’t know how those kinds of videos would compete in “the algorithm meta” with PSP stuff but I’m assuming it’s still somewhat relevant since the 2nd gen/OLED steam deck came out this past holiday season and it’s more than capable of playing “a few” modern AAA gaymen titles
 
How is this fat wop still around? His greatest claim is that he was more successful (for a time) than Mundane Matt, who he conned into making videos for him in exchange for exposure.

Edit: LMAO he even cries on camera like Mundane Matt, what a faggot. I'd tell him to hang himself but no rope could hold him and no pole/roof deserves such a fate.
 
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