"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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RJ MacReady said:
Null gambled away the entire legal fund on Keno and now the site's only chance of survival is a two-week trip to Vegas with his old friends Ralph and BMJ to win it all back in a non-stop thrill ride full of drama, laughs, heartbreak and redemption.
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I fucking love this idea, here's my pitch to the theme song

Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Null the dog, a meme machine, king of the internet's meanest scene
Kiwifarms, his twisted creation, a haven for trolls and frustration
But legal fees, a mounting stack, threatened to shut the whole thing whack
Null, with a gambler's desperate plea, blew the legal fund on Keno, you see

(Chorus)
Oh, Null, you furry little dunce, gambled away Kiwifarms' chance
Vegas beckons, a gambler's last stand, with Ralph and Bossmanjack by his hand
A wacky road trip, a chaotic quest, to win it all back, put Kiwifarms to the test
Two weeks of drama, laughter, and tears, can Null redeem himself and conquer his fears?

(Verse 2)
Ralph, the walrus, with a heart of gold, joins the crew, a story to be told
Bossmanjack, the shark with a shady grin, hatches a plan, where the real trouble begins
From Almaty to the desert's heat, they chase the jackpot, a gamble bittersweet
Dodging foes and chasing bets, a whirlwind adventure, they won't forget

(Chorus)
Oh, Null, you furry little dunce, gambled away Kiwifarms' chance
Vegas beckons, a gambler's last stand, with Ralph and Bossmanjack by his hand
A wacky road trip, a chaotic quest, to win it all back, put Kiwifarms to the test
Two weeks of drama, laughter, and tears, can Null redeem himself and conquer his fears?
 
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Relinquish said:
I fucking love this idea, here's my pitch to the theme song
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Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Null the dog, a meme machine, king of the internet's meanest scene
Kiwifarms, his twisted creation, a haven for trolls and frustration
But legal fees, a mounting stack, threatened to shut the whole thing whack
Null, with a gambler's desperate plea, blew the legal fund on Keno, you see

(Chorus)
Oh, Null, you furry little dunce, gambled away Kiwifarms' chance
Vegas beckons, a gambler's last stand, with Ralph and Bossmanjack by his hand
A wacky road trip, a chaotic quest, to win it all back, put Kiwifarms to the test
Two weeks of drama, laughter, and tears, can Null redeem himself and conquer his fears?

(Verse 2)
Ralph, the walrus, with a heart of gold, joins the crew, a story to be told
Bossmanjack, the shark with a shady grin, hatches a plan, where the real trouble begins
From Almaty to the desert's heat, they chase the jackpot, a gamble bittersweet
Dodging foes and chasing bets, a whirlwind adventure, they won't forget

(Chorus)
Oh, Null, you furry little dunce, gambled away Kiwifarms' chance
Vegas beckons, a gambler's last stand, with Ralph and Bossmanjack by his hand
A wacky road trip, a chaotic quest, to win it all back, put Kiwifarms to the test
Two weeks of drama, laughter, and tears, can Null redeem himself and conquer his fears?
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Starring John Candy as Ralph, Robert Downey Jr as BMJ and the guy from Career Opportunities as Null.
 
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Mesosalpinx said:
I'm glad your car review channel has finally succeeded enough for you to do it full time, Josh!
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With such cat-like/feminine eyes maybe Josh is secretly @Lidl_Drip after all lol.

Also, Josh Moon/Torque Wheeler collab?
 
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Fabio Socialist said:
Sounds like a wonderful way to get through the next few weeks of little to no Null. Do please share and link the fruits of your labor.
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
Of course we're interested.
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Alright, I just made the channel and uploaded the little bit I have finished, more is on the way but don't expect too much too fast. I'll probably do more with the descriptions later and the same with thumbnails but I'm pretty shit with those so if anyone here has made KF-themed art that they'd like me to use, DM me and I will. Hopefully you like how I edited it down, I initially wanted to keep it focused on site lore and anything funny Josh says but I'll take suggestions for anything else people want me to cut down and clip too as long as it's early on.
I actually started with that time Josh explained his origin story
 
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Hey guys, there’s a MATI from like 2 or 3 years ago where Josh calls this “cyber investigator” lady on the phone and shits all over her on stream, and it’s one of the best MATI moments ever imo. Does anyone remember what stream that’s from or have a link to it? I’ve been looking for a while, so I figured I’d ask to see if anyone else has it off-hand. Thanks fellow Sneeders.
 
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BrainSand63 said:
Hey guys, there’s a MATI from like 2 or 3 years ago where Josh calls this “cyber investigator” lady on the phone and shits all over her on stream, and it’s one of the best MATI moments ever imo. Does anyone remember what stream that’s from or have a link to it? I’ve been looking for a while, so I figured I’d ask to see if anyone else has it off-hand. Thanks fellow Sneeders.
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This one? https://madattheinternet.com/2021/10/14/a-conversation-with-pamela-swain/
 
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