Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Sinner Puffers said:
I don't doubt Cobra on his word on what happened but I do think the author is deliberately obfuscating the fact that Josh was also in middle school at the time. This is not an example of sexual abuse, it's two special needs kids that hit puberty fooling around in the woods. Only an extremely autistic and socially unaware person would share something like this but hey, that's Josh for you. Truth Rating: 75%
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Great post but I personally have always highly doubted the "make that white stuff come out again!" retard molesting story. Just the premise alone sounds completely made up. The story goes: Cobes and a girl who was also special needs were for whatever reason left completely unsupervised out in a forest where he then managed to talk his way into her flashing him and him beating off which she liked. None of it happened. It's some weird fucked up story he invented.

"But why the fuck would anyone make up a story like this?" I can hear you ask remember this is the same Cobes who for whatever ungodly reason thought that lying about him and Couch Chris double teaming a pregnant woman for smokes in the back of his van made him look cool. He has no clue how weird and fucked up they actually make him seem. He's oblivious.
 
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Ah yes, she is becoming quite the home maker, she's cleaning out his drain. She's doing all this stuff that she gets no respect for. She seems sooooo annoyed she has to do anything around there. Stream died, not sure if its due to her mixing bathroom chemicals, steam or Temu phone. She said she got drain cleaner that isn't supposed to be used in the tub, she didn't realize it til she got back there and read the instructions...she didn't use it...lol jfc can you imagine her just destroying the plumbing. Great stream.
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i remember during the last stream she did made a comment about how josh has his PC locked and she does not know the password. the way she said it you could hear the subtle annoyance in her voice.

her plan is most likely sending her stuff there little by little till all her stuff is just there. its like a reverse version of a girlfriend that steals your coats and just keeps them for herself. i still think whatever issue they had that one night was due to josh telling her she cant/wont be able to stay there which caused her to have a fit.
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Yeah I think there will be a complete meltdown before she leaves, but Josh tends to sperg about things with his landlord and she can only stay for a certain amount of time before she had to pay fee/get put on the lease and we know he can't keep her secretly, also didn't Couch Chris fuck up his SSI by living with him so maybe that is another reason? I could be misremembering how that came about or the stipulations there.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I 1000% doubt the "make that white stuff come out again!" retard molesting story. Just the premise alone sounds completely made up. The story goes: Cobes and a girl who was also special needs were for whatever reason left completely unsupervised out in a forest where he then managed to talk his way into her flashing him and him beating off which she liked. None of it happened. It's some weird fucked up story he invented just like the story about him banging a pregnant women in exchange for smokes.
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Has he told that story multiple times or has he only mentioned it during that drunk meltdown stream? I'd be interested to see if the story changes or not.

It's normally safe to take everything Josh says with a grain of salt and even more so when it's stories about things that have happened to him. He is a notoriously unreliable narrator when it comes to his life. He will come up with some pretty wild scenarios if he feels like it further props up his persona that he has crafted over the years. Sinner is right though, the Redditors love to leave out the fact that Josh claimed that story took place in middle school and love to make it sound like he was an adult doing it to some retarded child.
 
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Hennimore said:
Has he told that story multiple times or has he only mentioned it during that drunk meltdown stream? I'd be interested to see if the story changes or not.
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Only once.
Hennimore said:
Sinner is right though, the Redditors love to leave out the fact that Josh claimed that story took place in middle school and love to make it sound like he was an adult doing it to some retarded child.
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If it actually happened it was two special needs kids of the same age experimenting. In his story she's fully consenting and into it. That's it. The way they frame it is Josh molested a retarded person and was bragging about it.
 
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shaverinocory said:
Guess he's not dead (yet).
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This has to be the fattest Cobes has ever been in his life
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shaverinocory said:
Guess he's not dead (yet).
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Seeing him in the wild must be insane.

It seemed like someone else was there while Josh was watching stuff during Jessica's last stream, there is also smoke, could be her hag incense but you can hear some guy talking that's not the video he's watching. Shes about to go live again.

The gravy stains SITLL ON THAT COAT. LOL.
 
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I dont give a fuck if that screeching harpy wants to be "loved" that thing is vile and I swear she radiates evil. She has no redeemable qualities and is far past any sort of redemption in any way. I'm not even trying to be funny here, there is something very off about her and not just typical crazy shit but dark and sinister shit. She is legit terrifying and I mean that. She looks like that poor girl Anneleise Michel who they exorcised to death at the end but Jessica actually IS a demon.
She elicits a primal reaction like when an animal senses a predator nearby and either sticks round to fight or fucks right off. I truly in my heart believe she could kill someone if given the chance and would not feel a thing besides needing to stream it from the bathroom.
Jessica, to me is a feral creature with it's leg caught in a bear trap.
 
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Fig said:
I think everyone's not taking this as serious it is. This deranged bitch is twice as volatile as Chantal for manipulation, with less to lose. Not to mention she has more mobility, which just increases the danger exponentially
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Dude I literally said this bitch could kill someone. I am 1000% with you on the fact she is deranged and it's only a matter of time she does something fucked up enough to have the cops come.
 
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We're watching the plot of Misery in real time. I can't blame Clint for not intervening because Cobes will just go oppositional defiance mode about her. There's definitely something more off about her from that last trip. Like she *really* doesn't want to go back. Her solo streams have been almost 1:1 the same vibe as when she's home.
 
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Watching the whole saga I thought she might hand long term ulterior motives.
Now I think she's flying blind, it's a literal self destruction on camera.

NAL must have some kind of humiliation fetish, or her daddy abused her so bad that Josh seems like a good man by comparison
 
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