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Little Jill Trooner pulls some bonus euphoria with dilator.
What a good girl am I
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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
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"She left with no notice no warning nothing"

This is how arrogant and narcissistic these fucking lunatics are. The NOTICE was when you got locked up, the WARNING was when you started taking female hormones to not only stop being the man she was going to marry, but putting on the female version of blackface and pretending to be something you'll never be.

And the idiot ends the whole thing with "woe is me my parents won't even let me sleep on the floor I'll violate my probation if I don't pay my court fees but by the way I'm going to go to the mall in my cute clothes and flirt with boyssssss."

You flirting with boyssssss is probably one of the MYRIAD of reasons your fucking fiance left you. Nice cone tits tho, bro.
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Seems like the Fiance did exactly the right thing when dealing with an insane individual. Don't antagonize them, treat them the same, get your shit together and then suddenly just vanish. Same if you're married, just contact the lawyer and do what they recommend.

I suddenly want to make a subreddit called "escapingtrans" for people who have had their lives upended by a trans partner, too bad it would last maybe 3 seconds before being banned.
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
Things can ALWAYS get worse online. I thought the cringiest thing ever was when I listened to insane clown posse when I was 15 (in my defense I was 15) then everybody started getting online and I found out about people who spend thousands to dress up like mascots and fuck each other. After that wearing clown makeup to concerts freshman year didn't seem so bad.
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If it makes you feel better, they intersect now
 
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I remember seeing this a while ago, and it strongly seems like neither of them realise that there’s a whole degenerate sex thing connected to furrydom. Maybe that’s a good thing considering her age, or a really bad thing? Peak cringe material though.

(I made the troon list! 🎉)
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
That's really what it is they're like drug addicts. Post another "poor me" story on social media. JUNKIE.

And to add a comment to King Koopas post look at this shit:

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You ever notice how it's NEVER a feminine looking guy that becomes a troon? It's always either some fat guy who's almost horseshoe bald, or some roided out looking motherfucker who looks like he works the opening matches for pro wrestling.

Look at that picture on the left. If you didn't know who that was and you weren't familiar with wrestling and I told you that he was some jobber Cody Rhodes beat last Monday on Raw in a squash match, you would BELIEVE me 😂
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Such a sad downgrade
 
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Well at least this one isn't LARPing as a lesbian. :lit:
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Truly he has the worst of both worlds. A gay incel.
Incels complain about lack of nookie, but who ever heard of a gay man who can't get cock?

He attempts to transform himself into the one thing gay men don't want. :)

Here's some comments at the bottom with low Reddit karma ...

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Interesting that dating apps are now "mainstream".
 
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Generic Anime Girl said:
why do troons wear shit that actual women would never be caught dead in?
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I'm just floored that there's nobody in this guy's family that will take him in. Even massive tweaker meth heads will always have that ONE idiot enabler relative who wants to be special, prove that they're better and more compassionate than everyone else in the family, and loves drama. This guy must be a real grade-A piece of shit if he's burned all his friends and everyone in his family.
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Little Jill Trooner pulls some bonus euphoria with dilator.
What a good girl am I
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Dude. That is your never-fully-dry, never-sees-the-sun, rancid inverted dickskin sloughing off. Welcome to 🌺 womanhood🌹
 
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Dude. That is your never-fully-dry, never-sees-the-sun, rancid inverted dickskin sloughing off. Welcome to 🌺 womanhood🌹
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Not a doctor, but that looks very similar to the skin that collects under a cast when you break a bone. I remember that smell and couldn't imagine living with it for my life. Disgusting.
 
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Lil pooner got the rotdog installation
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All that pain, suffering, and wasted time and resources, for a fake micropenis. That looks like to be as large as a cocktail sausage.

On a real man, that's not THAT damning, since there are factors such as growth during erection or shrinkage, but that little nub is all she's ever getting as long as it doesn't rot and fall off.

Bloody hell's bells.
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
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"She left with no notice no warning nothing"

This is how arrogant and narcissistic these fucking lunatics are. The NOTICE was when you got locked up, the WARNING was when you started taking female hormones to not only stop being the man she was going to marry, but putting on the female version of blackface and pretending to be something you'll never be.

And the idiot ends the whole thing with "woe is me my parents won't even let me sleep on the floor I'll violate my probation if I don't pay my court fees but by the way I'm going to go to the mall in my cute clothes and flirt with boyssssss."

You flirting with boyssssss is probably one of the MYRIAD of reasons your fucking fiance left you. Nice cone tits tho, bro.
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This motherfucker sounds legitimately insane. First of all, women don't do rash shit like leave you and move back in with their parents without leaving some trace of warning signs. Second of all, who the fuck was paying the rent? Both of you? That's just not a good deal to not have the money to cover it yourself. Third, did you get arrested for robbery or shoplifting? Because robbery means you held the place up and being held for 5 months without trial just isn't something that happens for shoplifting AFAIK. Fourth, so you have a family but they hate you so much they won't let you sleep on the floor? And apparently your hair is really long and messy?

Finally that last bit is a serious fucking tone shift. It's like a bad movie. "Oh man, I'm homeless but now I'M FREE TO DRESS CUTE AND SLUT IT UP BITCHES!"

This guy either made all this up (which I hope is true) or he is leaving out some pretty serious information. Like "I held robbed a convinience store at gunpoint" or "I never bathe or have a drug addiction and that's why my family doesn't want me around."

Fucking great find man, holy shit.
 
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This motherfucker sounds legitimately insane. First of all, women don't do rash shit like leave you and move back in with their parents without leaving some trace of warning signs. Second of all, who the fuck was paying the rent? Both of you? That's just not a good deal to not have the money to cover it yourself. Third, did you get arrested for robbery or shoplifting? Because robbery means you held the place up and being held for 5 months without trial just isn't something that happens for shoplifting AFAIK. Fourth, so you have a family but they hate you so much they won't let you sleep on the floor? And apparently your hair is really long and messy?

Finally that last bit is a serious fucking tone shift. It's like a bad movie. "Oh man, I'm homeless but now I'M FREE TO DRESS CUTE AND SLUT IT UP BITCHES!"

This guy either made all this up (which I hope is true) or he is leaving out some pretty serious information. Like "I held robbed a convinience store at gunpoint" or "I never bathe or have a drug addiction and that's why my family doesn't want me around."

Fucking great find man, holy shit.
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The amount of information you know this troon is leaving out must be fucking STAGGERING. I've noticed with mentally ill people, when they tell a victim story, you get that "missing 18 and a half minutes from the Watergate tapes" version of the story, where you have to ask yourself in the middle of reading it, what the FUCK did they DO to end up like this?

The shoplifting thing alone doesn't jive for me, unless he has a serious shoplifting problem, because you CAN get 18 months for it but nobody ever does the maximum for a misdemeanor unless they are repeat repeat offender.

This is probably being told from the point of view of a mentally ill, kleptomaniac mooch who has burned every bridge with their loved ones for years and is now adding tranny retardation to the equation. I don't think this is so much a my family won't help me as it is a tough love until you straighten up situation.
 
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