Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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What a weird thing to say. Do they think their customers are retarded or something? "Please don't look down on us for things that happened 150+ years ago, for which we didn't have any control over." I'd hope most people understand that's just the mindset of the time. But apparently not?

It's the current year version of this:

I, the greengrocer XY, live here and I know what I must do. I behave in the manner expected of me. I can be depended upon and am beyond reproach. I am obedient and therefore I have the right to be left in peace.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_of_the_Powerless

Using woke terminology is also like this, unless it's a true believer.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

What a weird thing to say. Do they think their customers are retarded or something? "Please don't look down on us for things that happened 150+ years ago, for which we didn't have any control over." I'd hope most people understand that's just the mindset of the time. But apparently not?

Those are not who this is for. It's for western press/gaming press and for fear of "something bad" happening to their game/rep on social media, as hinted at by press/media people behind the scenes. (plus they don't understand how this works and the dangers of feeding or bending to these ideologues)

 

[Cheeseknife]

In the 90's and early 2000's, "This game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore" was a marketing tagline that began every Resident Evil title. It was not a serious warning, it was a hype-up line stating "Hey, kid, your parents won't want you playing this game because it kicks too much ass. You want some nightmares?"

The Legend of Kyrandia: Malcolm's Revenge also poked fun at this:

Also, Gearbox Narrative Director and Borderlands 3 Lead Writer Sam Winkler is attacking his customers on behalf of Sweet Baby Inc
https://twitter.com/p9cker_girl/status/1771726128538939677

So, if I understand this correctly, you need to be an entitled POC living in Canada and working within a multi-million-dollar video games industry in order to understand write POCs.
Literally nobody else is qualified.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

So, if I understand this correctly, you need to be an entitled POC living in Canada and working within a multi-million-dollar video games industry in order to understand write POCs.
Literally nobody else is qualified.

"All lived experiences are equal, but some lived experiences are more equal than others."

 

[Foltest]

lol, imagine being a writer for Borderlands.
All you do is go to Reddit and find something “meme” to put in thier shit game.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Why is anyone shocked that the writer for one of the most obnoxious, not-funny franchises is having a spergout and behaving exactly as obnoxiously as the characters he writes?
Yes, I understand the irony of writing this.

 

[Coolio55]

Why is anyone shocked that the writer for one of the most obnoxious, not-funny franchises is having a spergout and behaving exactly as obnoxiously as the characters he writes?
Yes, I understand the irony of writing this.

He's not even the real Anthony Burch.
Someone call me when Phil Fish comes back.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He's not even the real Anthony Burch.
Someone call me when Phil Fish comes back.

What I'm saying is that Randy should punch his lights out like he did to the VA of Claptrap. That was the only time the franchise was genuinely funny, other than maybe my avatar related.
Anthony Burch and Phil Fish coming back for GG2 would be pretty kino.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

(plus they don't understand how this works and the dangers of feeding or bending to these ideologues)

Quoted for emphasis. These Japanese devs are totally clueless. Look at how much money Square-Enix wasted on Forspoken because they had all this marketing data and all these consultants telling them that diversity sells and it would be a great idea to make a RPG with no white men in it at all lmao.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Quoted for emphasis. These Japanese devs are totally clueless. Look at how much money Square-Enix wasted on Forspoken because they had all this marketing data and all these consultants telling them that diversity sells and it would be a great idea to make a RPG with no white men in it at all lmao.

This reminds me of when crapcom started to "westernize" their games in the late 2000s to early 2010s. The damage to the company and their IPs was catastrophic and I still don't know how they survived. Well, it looks like they're trying that again, except it's even worse.
I have no clue what's with all the slant eye worship in some circles. Their content is hardly based and they seem to make some ridiculously stupid decisions on regular bases, not to mention blindly follow trends. Westerners have a problem with communist infiltrators and the mentally ill throwing their weight around for the state of our entertainment industry, what's their excuse?
Now that you mention it, Square might be even worse. Didn't they sell cheap IP rights of some of the most iconic Western franchises like Deus Ex, Legacy of Kain and Tomb Raider like unwanted garbage on a garage sale recently? Dumbasses don't know the value of these games and will bank their future entirely on Final Fantasy titles(because garbage like Game of Thrones 16 or Forspoken sure as hell won't sell)

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

Didn't they sell cheap IP rights of some of the most iconic Western franchises like Deus Ex, Legacy of Kain and Tomb Raider like unwanted garbage on a garage sale recently? Dumbasses don't know the value of these games

Yeah, a while back Square started snatching up western IPs and partnered with studios to make games for those IPs. But the arrangements never worked out because Square had unrealistic expectations for these games, so every one was technically a failure because they would always project it would sell a retarded amount of copies that it never could. And then instead of admitting their plans were wrong or their projections were too optimistic, they'll blame the devs for it and crack the whip. I wouldn't be surprised if many of these developers were happy to have their relationship with Square severed.

and will bank their future entirely on Final Fantasy titles(because garbage like Game of Thrones 16 or Forspoken sure as hell won't sell)

It's a shame that the only way to make a real Final Fantasy game these days is to work on a spinoff or remake. Square is determined to make mainline Final Fantasy titles everything they possibly can, except for Final Fantasy. And then wonder why they don't resonate with audiences.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Short sample of what I'm working on for a video focused on Microsoft and Katy Jo Wright:

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Someone call me when Phil Fish comes back.

Last time he was in the public eye, he used his platform to shit on Japanese games. He was the worst person to make the point but he was partially right that Japanese games were shit, but for a different reason. It was because back in the PS3/Xbox 360 era, Japanese game companies saw the resurgence of Western developed games so they tried to chase the Western "modern" game audience, to disastrous results.

Later in the PS3 life cycle, they went back to focusing on making Japanese games for Japanese audiences and the current status quo is Japanese game companies sharing the stage with Western ones.

Now Western game companies are chasing that mythical "modern audience" and now all their AAA games are turning into slop. If Japanese game companies want to make it through this market alive, they must resist the ESG BS instead of repeating their PS3-generation mistakes.

...what's Phil Fish up to now anyway? Actually, don't answer, I don't care.

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

Alyssa still trying to seem edgy and cool instead a slut with three abortions per year

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

He was the worst person to make the point but he was partially right that Japanese games were shit, but for a different reason.

He was totally right about Japanese games.

Luckily they managed to largely pull out of their tailspin over the last decade, but at the time so much of Japan's output was joyless trash that seemed to deliberately allow the player as little freedom and agency as humanly possible.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Last time he was in the public eye, he used his platform to shit on Japanese games. He was the worst person to make the point but he was partially right that Japanese games were shit, but for a different reason. It was because back in the PS3/Xbox 360 era, Japanese game companies saw the resurgence of Western developed games so they tried to chase the Western "modern" game audience, to disastrous results.

Later in the PS3 life cycle, they went back to focusing on making Japanese games for Japanese audiences and the current status quo is Japanese game companies sharing the stage with Western ones.

Now Western game companies are chasing that mythical "modern audience" and now all their AAA games are turning into slop. If Japanese game companies want to make it through this market alive, they must resist the ESG BS instead of repeating their PS3-generation mistakes.

...what's Phil Fish up to now anyway? Actually, don't answer, I don't care.

Where's the Japanese equivalent of Phil Fish (Kenichiro Sakana?) to yell at American devs that their games suck?

They really dont seem to realize how terrible the output has been despite burning through money.

 

[AnOminous]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine this frogfaced nigger on your screen— forever

For a second I thought that was this one:

(Akilah Hughes whose ass Sargon of Assmad kicked in court.)

Also, Gearbox Narrative Director and Borderlands 3 Lead Writer Sam Winkler is attacking his customers on behalf of Sweet Baby Inc
https://twitter.com/p9cker_girl/status/1771726128538939677

Actually defending soulless art by committee. The absolute state of dickless cuckolds.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Alyssa still trying to seem edgy and cool instead a slut with three abortions per year
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Holy fuck, it really is human deterioration at it's finest.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Can't even understand what exactly is offensive when the entire history of japan can be summarised as we dislike non japs and uhhh......koreans i guess

Progs have a hatred of Japan and Japanese people. They're referred to as "Schrodinger's whites" for a reason.

They are not white, but they do well in the west, especially in areas progs claim POCs are gatekept from like business and tech. Progs can't really play the victim card for them either as they attacked America during World War 2, and there's the Rape of Nanjing.

Their culture is seen as offensive due to rampant gender and racial discrimination, and ethnic homogeneity, but it has an extremely low crime rate, and the trains run on time (so much so that it was a national scandal when a train left a station 20 seconds early). This is why they call it "Wakanda for white people". They can't even complain about policy because Japan has socialized medicine, and unlike other countries they seem to make it work.

Someone call me when Phil Fish comes back.

...what's Phil Fish up to now anyway?

He tried to quietly make a comeback before covid making music for some indie game that was bland and forgettable. Since then I've not heard anything because-

Actually, don't answer, I don't care.

This is the correct answer.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Where's the Japanese equivalent of Phil Fish (Kenichiro Sakana?) to yell at American devs that their games suck?

Japan has to actually play American games before they can say it sucks.

It wasn't until I think the Steam platform that Japanese finally thought PC was a valid platform for gaming. Before that, PC was mainly for eroge games.

Now I think even Japan's beloved Sony is dead in the water. Switch is dominant for all things gaming, mobile for the casuals or the Gacha paypigs, and PCs for games not in the Switch library or the rare Westaboo. I don't even know why Xbox bother trying.

They are not white, but they do well in the west, especially in areas progs claim POCs are gatekept from like business and tech. Progs can't really play the victim card for them either as they attacked America during World War 2, and there's the Rape of Nanjing.

Even if Japanese Americans try to play the victim card (or the white leftists do it on their behalf), the Korean American progressives will see this as encroaching in their territory and taking attention away from their true deserved victim status.

Leftism. Not even once.