DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[KD6-3.7]

So, Saturday’s podcast, I forgot which dent asked his opinion on the three body problem, and the Fermi Paradox, the Dark Forest Theory, and of course DSP had absolutely no idea what they were talking about and made some stupid comment that horribly simplified those concepts and acted like what he said perfectly answered the questions those concepts raise.

I’m not bringing this up because I’m surprised that Phil had no idea what they were talking about, because of course he didn’t, I just love how no matter how many questions Phil doesn’t answer because he’s an incredibly ignorant and the most intellectually incurious human being I’ve ever fucking seen, his dents will still open their wallets to ask him shit that they should damn well know he won’t have a comment or answer for.

And really, how much longer can his audience take this shit? He’s so uninspired, he’s so obviously uninterested in everything. Everything they want him to play or review or talk about, he’s not interested. Seriously, unless Phil has a breakdown during the prestream, or a hissy-fit during gameplay, watching his stream is like staring into a void.

Edit: Has anyone seen the new Best of DSP video that one of his “fans” made that is posted on DSP’s Throwback YouTube channel page? Did he even watch it before he posted it? They are just completely random clips of random moments from a handful of his streams or videos over the years. A couple of the clips have absolutely no commentary from Phil and just mundane gameplay. For instance, one clip is just about thirty seconds of a meaningless fight in Fable 2 with no commentary. It has to be a troll.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I for one would think DSP would like MTX games.
They're much like him constantly begging players for money to do trivial shit.

 

[marlintan]

I for one would think DSP would like MTX games.
They're much like him constantly begging players for money to do trivial shit.

Likely hits too close to home for his narcissism complex?

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

and instead is sticking to Like a Dragon that has been his lower-supported game the past month. He's sitting at 1 dollar and he's an hour or so in.

To be fair he doesn't make money on anything on the night streams these days. Pigga just needs to stop doing them, he's making far far below minimum wage. I think him still doing the night streams shows how he has absolutely nothing going on in his life. He would rather stream all night for 5 dollars because he has literally nothing else to do.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

So, Saturday’s podcast, I forgot which dent asked his opinion on the three body problem, and the Fermi Paradox, the Dark Forest Theory, and of course DSP had absolutely no idea what they were talking about and made some stupid comment that horribly simplified those concepts and acted like what he said perfectly answered the questions those concepts raise.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

To be fair he doesn't make money on anything on the night streams these days. Pigga just needs to stop doing them, he's making far far below minimum wage. I think him still doing the night streams shows how he has absolutely nothing going on in his life. He would rather stream all night for 5 dollars because he has literally nothing else to do.

He would have to interact with khet then.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

So, Saturday’s podcast, I forgot which dent asked his opinion on the three body problem, and the Fermi Paradox, the Dark Forest Theory, and of course DSP had absolutely no idea what they were talking about and made some stupid comment that horribly simplified those concepts and acted like what he said perfectly answered the questions those concepts raise.

I’m not bringing this up because I’m surprised that Phil had no idea what they were talking about, because of course he didn’t, I just love how no matter how many questions Phil doesn’t answer because he’s an incredibly ignorant and the most intellectually incurious human being I’ve ever fucking seen,

DSP is just a prime example of the dunning kruger effect, Which just stems from his narcissism. He doesnt need to think about problems or have these questions since hes so smart dude, he operates a house hold, he runs a successful youtube channel. Everyone else is book smart they dont understand how the world works like he does. Its the same surface level understanding he has of politics or social issues. Im sure just like his DSPN games news segments he gets all his real news from head lines and tweets.

This is why I want to see DSPolitics since id love for anyone who knows anything about the things he'd have to talk about give him a question that he cant even begin to understand. Espically since unlike other streamers or youtubers, political grifters on youtube would defininatly launch a campaign to prove him wrong since they love that petty shit

 

[Iron Hamster]

I cannot unhear all the DSPisms of saying: Right? Correct? Alright? after his sentences. It's overdrive on BG3. right?
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$6245 just in tips after this

 

[Balr0g]

Man his Thrown Back channel is booming riught now

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This nigger sure loves those !!!!!!! and has never heard of the law of diminishing returns.

 

[hector85]

He would have to interact with khet then.

he can hide in the garage and pull hogans till bedtime.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Man his Thrown Back channel is booming riught now
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At least his uploads are in numeric order for once!

 

[Corpun]

"Why are these game devs STILL releasing RPG-style games? Are they fucking retarded and don't contact each other about release dates?"

This blockheaded polak really does think the world revolves around him.

phil honest to god didn't think the game would allow Astarion to make any choices of his own. he didn't think Astarion could leave without his permission, the fact Astarion did, and had actual negative consequences for him

I bet this is how he viewed Leanna. Would explain why he never did anything she wanted and did the bare minimum to appease her.

Like he expected his mom to fly out to Seattle and cut his food for him, because using a knife to cut into meat might as well be "work".

I bet Linda was cutting the crusts off his sandwich while he was in high school.

Can you imagine past your 15 years old and sill be bragging about this?

Dude, he still loves flexing on that Tekken Mall trophy he won when he was a teenager, and that was some podunk mall tourney no one gives a shit. A lack of genuine accomplishments makes him grasp at everything that might be a sliver of glory. ACE cert, valedictorian at a school of stationaries, business degree, etc.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Man his Thrown Back channel is booming riught now
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Why does he add "Retro React"? Is it more words=good or does this actually help one of his "adult" viewers? Says he does way better than other youtubers with this shit, but doesn't understand that all I need to see is him in the thumbnail=reacts?

 

[Balr0g]

Did a quick retro react search and apparently it is a thing (though it seems a few years late as usual with Phil)

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Did a quick retro react search and apparently it is a thing (though it seems a few years late as usual with Phil)

That channel is only for retro nothing else, would think people that did the same wouldn't add anything?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

To be fair he doesn't make money on anything on the night streams these days. Pigga just needs to stop doing them, he's making far far below minimum wage. I think him still doing the night streams shows how he has absolutely nothing going on in his life. He would rather stream all night for 5 dollars because he has literally nothing else to do.

Or the classic "Stay working for no reason just to keep away from your wife and marriage problems". Phil have no friend, no loving relationship, no hobbies outside of playing games (Mobile or not), no kids and is his 40's. The cope of a "Business" is all that he has.

 

[Cardef1121]

I think DSP likes streaming more than just for the money in that it lets him hold court over the dents and make authoritative proclamations-- in his head of course-- while also serving as his only outlet and therapy. It's why I think he would/will continue streaming even if the streams make no money, the last dent has left and his only audience left is larpers and detractors.

 

[marlintan]

Or the classic "Stay working for no reason just to keep away from your wife and marriage problems". Phil have no friend, no loving relationship, no hobbies outside of playing games (Mobile or not), no kids and is his 40's. The cope of a "Business" is all that he has.

It could also be the classic, "my progeny aren't fit to care for themselves, my wife isn't either", I know plenty of folks that work manual labor into their 60s because they have an urge to be a provider?

 

[Incel Death Note]

DSP is just a prime example of the dunning kruger effect, Which just stems from his narcissism. He doesnt need to think about problems or have these questions since hes so smart dude, he operates a house hold, he runs a successful youtube channel. Everyone else is book smart they dont understand how the world works like he does. Its the same surface level understanding he has of politics or social issues. Im sure just like his DSPN games news segments he gets all his real news from head lines and tweets.

This is why I want to see DSPolitics since id love for anyone who knows anything about the things he'd have to talk about give him a question that he cant even begin to understand. Espically since unlike other streamers or youtubers, political grifters on youtube would defininatly launch a campaign to prove him wrong since they love that petty shit

I'm whitepilled on DSPolitics even if he's a fencesitting bitch like Boogie(RIP). Phil is an expert on everything regardless of whether he just heard about it for the first time five minutes ago so you know he's gonna see headlines on twitter and give extended rants the next day about how everyone invahlved is stoopid. It's going to be so much better than toxic rants about videogame developers or retelling his day off and going over his fast food order in excruciating detail.

Man his Thrown Back channel is booming riught now
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DSPgaming is doing really bad too. Only the odd video is scraping the 1k mark even after a couple days, usually a Level 1 Podcast video that the tractors use for their content.