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She is not your friend fatty.
Just because she talks to you and doesn’t always run away doesn’t make her your friend.
Do you see her outside of her job?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Just because she talks to you and doesn’t always run away doesn’t make her your friend.
Do you see her outside of her job?
Well Intentioned
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I'm assuming this is well trod ground but, does he know what kamikaze is?
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Eventually he'll start trying reverse psychology.
"Don't go to prison, stalker. Enjoy freedom."
"Don't go to prison, stalker. Enjoy freedom."
He didn't score over 80% on the ACT practice math test.
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Luxuriate in the veritable extravaganza that is the bastille cornucopia, urchin.
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Well Intentioned
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No patron, friendship is one of your delusions. Your tab is now over. Enjoy tipping.
JustStopDude
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Pat needs to enjoy rehab before his body completely craps out on him.
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He’s gloating but that nigger couldn’t score a 10% lol. I’d bet money that he overheard this conversation between her and someone who tips far more handsomely, she didn’t tell him directly. bartenders can smell a desperate friendless loser from a mile away. Enjoy being made fun of as you leave, fatty.
Incel Death Note
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This is about as real as the brotosaurus story. He comes up with these whimsical little tales to try and make his life seem like one long Friends episode with him as the star. It's so embarrassing.
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Insanity. What do you put on your pretzel? Mayo?
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Patrick's xeets are a play-by-play of his mind slowly breaking. Will the beetus claim him, or will the MPD have him hauled off in a straightjacket?
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Cheddar. Mustard is awful
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If this "very attractive bartender" exists, she's only a "friend" in Fatrick's mind. In reality, she's probably thinking "I hope that annoying fat fuck isn't here today" before every shift that she goes into, and grimacing when she sees his bloated face and realizing she's in for another day of being forced to make small talk with Fat while he oinks and snorts about the atalker children and how he's a totally real tough guy who will use taekwondo to feed the SWATTing stalkers their own teeth and then make them enjoy prison.
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It'd like to point out that last year he claimed he had over 50 SWATS.
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I think he's including the 2 or 3 he claims were sent to Tommy Tomlinsons house. But no one has been able to confirm they ever happened
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Fats after the eventual Divorce No. 2 : “Would you care for an imprisonment please ,young adult stalker”?
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Every time a Jehovah's Witness knocks on his door Pat counts it as a swating. Ya know, the Jehovahs could make good money off a pay-to-pray service. Imagine if the pests could spend $50 a pop to make sure Pat's house has a constant stream of weirdos persistently talking to him about the Lord. I bet it would be a solid revenue stream off OnA alone.
grapeshark77
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Just checked the listing and it was up again - so:
1. The Airbnb listing goes down
2. He gets "SWATted" while it's down - possibly after a guest has just left
3. As soon as he's tweeted about it, the Airbnb listing is magically back up
I feel like this all makes sense in Pat's head.
1. The Airbnb listing goes down
2. He gets "SWATted" while it's down - possibly after a guest has just left
3. As soon as he's tweeted about it, the Airbnb listing is magically back up
I feel like this all makes sense in Pat's head.
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Some redditor should point out this contradiction to him and see how he responds. Well besides telling the redditor to enjoy prison
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Someone hasn't tried kozliks.
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