Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[JaneThough]

Between Lou getting called out, Staph losing Moose, Cobra inviting crazy to live with him, it truly feels like we’re in a new lolcow golden age.

 

[retard strength II]

So by Lou's "logic", if he had been shot by ISIS while Trump was president... he would have deserved it because he doesn't like Trump? Is that the correct line of thinking? Legit retard, hard to follow, forgive me for trying.

 

[0 0]

Some of these furries sounded like they'd been sitting on their complaints for a while, waiting for it to be safe to talk about Lou openly. I'm thinking specifically the one who talked about him as an art commissioner.

I despise people like that. I don't care if you think it would cause trouble. If you would say it when everyone else is ganging up on them, you should have called out the terrible behavior when nobody seemed to notice. You don't get pats on the back and good boy points for joining in after that fact rather than speaking up before it became a giant problem. As far as anyone knows, you're just being opportunistic and would let these kinds of people get away with it forever if nobody stepped in and spoke up.

I hate how furries think they can't push out the problem people because their insular community requires you tolerate absolutely everything. No, there needs to be an "inciting incident" before people decide blatant bad actors are suddenly an issue. They need to make sure everyone else agrees before doing something a normal person would've done eons ago. I don't care about these communities, but it is frustrating seeing Louis infiltrate these groups again and again with zero consequences besides finding another collective to do the same thing all over. They'll sit there stomping and screaming his apology isn't good enough for them and then welcome him back weeks later just so they can go back to pretending he's not a habitual nuisance in fear of looking intolerant.

 

[Great Dane]

church

https://archive.ph/thMrB

Spoiler: Disqus

Christianity

Jewish girlfriend

Trump

 

[kazuhiro]

Why's he going to church?

In a reply to the clothing thread on toot, Lou claims to be have been 303lbs in January, down from 330. That's 23 stone to 21, or 150kg to 137. Kudos if true.



Also, another Cohost post.

 

[Iron Hamster]

thought he was an atheist.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

thought he was an atheist.

He should have spun it for sympathy money. Something like, "my evil transphobic terfnazi christofacist mother is MAKING me go to her church. Please give money so I can get tendies after to help me recover." Plus he's Schrodinger's oppressed. He's whatever he thinks he can get away with for ebegs.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Why's he going to church?

In a reply to the clothing thread on toot, Lou claims to be have been 303lbs in January, down from 330. That's 23 stone to 21, or 150kg to 137. Kudos if true.
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Ah yes, the gathering place of grifters and people who are too nice. Churches. Taking a note out of misty ray’s book I guess. It’s almost the oldest trick in the book.
Also the boob thing is weird. Man boobs aren’t enough ig

Seconding @retard strength II : the ducky bathroom is great. It gives just that final push over the top. I wonder if Denise plans to repaint. Hopefully that's on the to-do list after seeing about that caulking; I'd like to enjoy the ducks as long as possible.

(All of the paint colors are so cheerful; I wonder what the old owners were like.)

Spoiler: Off topic I love the duck bath but

The ducky bathroom also needs hella work from the Zillow pics. Idk if being cleaned could save that shower and tub but something tells me it needs prob fucking gutted. The house overall looks okay with some obvious need of repairs but that bathroom is both an adorable bathroom and a trash fire. I doubt it would ever happen but the bathroom and the front steps are both needing the most attention. It has potential to be a really really nice house and seems pretty big.
I love the purple half bath. They clearly used like sponges over white paint I think. It’s cute.

 

[JaneThough]

Why's he going to church?

In a reply to the clothing thread on toot, Lou claims to be have been 303lbs in January, down from 330. That's 23 stone to 21, or 150kg to 137. Kudos if true.
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This pocket shit is the laziest larping as a woman yet.

Next he'll be talking about how he loves to shop for shoes and drink Starbucks PSL.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ah yes, the gathering place of grifters and people who are too nice. Churches. Taking a note out of misty ray’s book I guess. It’s almost the oldest trick in the book.

Basically what I'm thinking. The church grift. Online grifting no longer satisfies him. Now he needs to take from nice people.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Basically what I'm thinking. The church grift. Online grifting no longer satisfies him. Now he needs to take from nice people.

Yeah, but what's the over/under on how long before Lou lets the mask slip? We all know he's a fat, retarded, rage pig. Exactly how long can he keep his impulses in check before he either threatens someone, or attempts to physically assault someone. Remember, he has slammed some kid's head into a locker before.

 

[Asian tech support]

He probably wants to kill people, but Lou is too lazy to put forth the effort, and too addicted to tablets to save donations for a gun. Greensburg is safe from the toothless menace for now.

He's too fat and craven to even answer the door. As long as Denise is alive and provides him with nuggies and a warm bed, he's no danger to anyone, not even himself, unless you count his leaving his beetus untreated.
I'd get worried when Denise keels over and he's left with no source of food or internet. She might not even leave the house to him as it'd be in possession of the bank before the end of the day. If the Shield is an adult when it happens, I could see her leaving it to the kid. Regardless, that's when we'd see a man who for the first time in his life be confronted with the reality he's been avoiding. I don't think he has it in him to to a heckin' retroactive restorative justicerino but he could always have a bad day where he runs someone over with the car he can't drive.

Going back to the house listing that @Asian tech support posted at the beginning of the month, it's now beyond doubt that this is the new Casa Gagliardi, complete with neck breaking steps and ducky bathroom.

@Childe was the one who figured out which house it was and @Sintharia confirmed it.

He should have spun it for sympathy money. Something like, "my evil transphobic terfnazi christofacist mother is MAKING me go to her church. Please give money so I can get tendies after to help me recover." Plus he's Schrodinger's oppressed. He's whatever he thinks he can get away with for ebegs.

I hope she sends him to conversion therapy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, but what's the over/under on how long before Lou lets the mask slip? We all know he's a fat, retarded, rage pig. Exactly how long can he keep his impulses in check before he either threatens someone, or attempts to physically assault someone. Remember, he has slammed some kid's head into a locker before.

Probably will last half a month. Doubt he can last in church too long. He's absolutely miserable. Church isn't for misery, it's for hope.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Another thing to consider too, Greensburg is not a huge place. People already know about Denise. How long is it going to be before word of his begging and weaving tall tales about his home situation reaches Denise. She's constantly screaming in to the void of BoomerBook. One thing Lou isn't taking into account is that area churches talk to each other, even if they are different types of Christian they will communicate whether it be to coordinate things between different food pantries, or clothing donation drives, or just to get together an plan things where they all might to join together for some event. With that being the case, it won't take long for Lou to get black listed from any number of area church things. Now granted, I seriously doubt Lou would avail himself of food pantries since people have suggested that in the past and he's come up with all sorts of incredibly stupid excuses for why that's not an option, but how many times does Lou have to walk into a church with a brand new electronic after asking for monetary help before they catch on?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Another thing to consider too, Greensburg is not a huge place. People already know about Denise. How long is it going to be before word of his begging and weaving tall tales about his home situation reaches Denise. She's constantly screaming in to the void of BoomerBook. One thing Lou isn't taking into account is that area churches talk to each other, even if they are different types of Christian they will communicate whether it be to coordinate things between different food pantries, or clothing donation drives, or just to get together an plan things where they all might to join together for some event. With that being the case, it won't take long for Lou to get black listed from any number of area church things. Now granted, I seriously doubt Lou would avail himself of food pantries since people have suggested that in the past and he's come up with all sorts of incredibly stupid excuses for why that's not an option, but how many times does Lou have to walk into a church with a brand new electronic after asking for monetary help before they catch on?

She knows. People have contacted her on Facebook and she doesn't care.

 

[Aunt Carol]

(There's got to be a story behind the recent one for nail polish remover, though–maybe he thought it would just wash off, or maybe his stepdad or nephew took the mick out of him for having painted nails.)

For the record, you can get nail polish remover at the dollar store.

I suspect that Lou is as good at painting nails as he is at coloring Gneech art, so some of it is for cleanup in general.

The ducky bathroom also needs hella work from the Zillow pics. Idk if being cleaned could save that shower and tub but something tells me it needs prob fucking gutted. The house overall looks okay with some obvious need of repairs but that bathroom is both an adorable bathroom and a trash fire. I doubt it would ever happen but the bathroom and the front steps are both needing the most attention. It has potential to be a really really nice house and seems pretty big.
I love the purple half bath. They clearly used like sponges over white paint I think. It’s cute.

Completely guessing, but the whole house makes me think of deferred maintenance, like a Misty Henry but with cleanliness standards and with the awareness that she probably should move into an assisted living before she gets deep over her head with repairs. I'm picturing a crafty grandma who's happily downsized now, and painting more clouds and duckies onto wood boxes for the grandkids.

The grout/caulking might just need redoing, or maybe it's been leaking for 20 years and Lou is riding the bathtub down through the floor. Hard to tell from listing photos (which is their goal). It'd be an amazing grift if Lou made the house inspection results PDF public; usually they have a separate section to highlight recommended repairs, and it'd look very official.

This pocket shit is the laziest larping as a woman yet.

No-pockets-for-women does not apply at Lou's size and budget, unless he starts wearing leggings/yoga pants. Fat lady pants from Walmart have pockets. Normal-sized fashion-conscious lady pants may not, and even a skinny legend can just be careful to only buy pants with pockets and vote with her dollars.

You're right, though; this is the laziest LARP. Also, that's what purses are for. Carry a purse, Lou. Do it.

but how many times does Lou have to walk into a church with a brand new electronic after asking for monetary help before they catch on?

I'm trying not to get too excited about a church arc, but it's hard. Fresh out of his failure as a plural and the final straw with a group of furries, Lou hopping into another social group to look for targets would be great. Will he observe longer, remembering the debacle (or just because he's more of a coward IRL)? Can he act pathetic, obviously not starving but maybe a "pitiful tard" act in public? Or is he always superior and argumentative? Is he planning ahead so they can add the Shield to the Giving Tree in December (with Uncle Lou helping fill out his wishlist)? Is this just a normal family Easter-and-Christmas church visit and Lou has deigned to join for once, or is something changing in the dynamic?

Born-again Lou would be a miraculously entertaining arc; I wonder how much vocabulary he has to pick up before he feels confident enough to try it.

If gossip spreads, it'd be more public than furry warning lists, at least if someone could find the right Facebook groups for his target church/area. It'd be beautiful to see the food pantry notice suddenly get a disclaimer, very specific but not mentioning any names. These are IRL humans who talk to each other in person or on the phone, a new thing for Lou, but there may still be signs of his effect on them.

 

[Vampirella]

I suspect that Lou is as good at painting nails as he is at coloring Gneech art, so some of it is for cleanup in general.

He did post about it a while back and said he liked the "Splattered look" of it. Like that's a thing. Just picture his big meaty sausage fingers trying to hold a little brush to paint his nasty ass nails. I bet he's the type that just gets the cheapest polish and only does one coat.

 

[kazuhiro]

Introspection.


The nails.




Goddess bless.

Spoiler: Disqus sample

 

[Vampirella]

Fucking fingerless gloves.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Spoiler: Nail polish sperging

Assuming Lou is not lying for once, eight days before chipping to hell is fantastic wear for regular nail polish. Good quality, well applied manicures are considered “long lasting” if they last 5-7 days before chipping. If Lou really is getting eight days of wear, it’s only because the closest to labor he does is gorging himself with half his body weight in food and Dew every day.

I would also love to be a fly on the wall if Lou’s Walmart cards people that buy pure acetone nail polish remover because that happened to me the last time I bought some there. I doubt Lou carries any acceptable forms of ID around. And I was indeed carded, not just honor systemed that I gave the right birth date. You can absolutely get acetone at the dollar store too, but Lou is very much a Person of Walmart.

Fucking fingerless gloves.

The holes really make them fit his fat dirty hobo style