Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Dick and 80s girl went to the national Puzzling championship instead of going to WATP live. This Retard got 89th out of 100th place. Below his score were actual mentally retarded people, and geriatric people.


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As you can see Dick is fat as shit, hes going to have to cover himself for fat watch.
He seemed to blame a piece being in the bag/box for losing. I bet he blames Marie for losing to retarded people. Any screen shots of tards that beat Dick?

Dick does look horrible. Nipples protruding, very disrespectful.
 
Puzzle building competition? That sounds incredibly fucking gay.

"I can do this relaxing hobby faster than you". At least with spedrunning, you can kind of understand it because literal speds will break games in ways you hadn't thought of to go just a bit faster.
I wound up falling down a rabbit hole reading about this puzzling competition shit the other day (I found some fat black grandma practicing her speed puzzling on twitch) and as you might expect almost all the singles contestants are grandmas, and doubles tend to be grandmas or mother and young child pairs.
 
pwning the families of the competition with epic eric july references

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He seemed to blame a piece being in the bag/box for losing
Unless that piece was lost for 20+ minutes, he's full of shit. Here's the final qualifying time, as signified by the Q:

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Congratulations to Shirley Jiang and Frank Lieu of Chicago! They beat Dick & Clit's time by 25 minutes.

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I wound up falling down a rabbit hole reading about this puzzling competition shit the other day (I found some fat black grandma practicing her speed puzzling on twitch) and as you might expect almost all the singles contestants are grandmas, and doubles tend to be grandmas or mother and young child pairs.
So, who's the grandma here? Dax or Marie? Both qualify for different reasons.
 
View attachment 5846018www.worldjigsawpuzzle.org/usajpa/nationals2024/pairs/B
Dick and 80s girl went to the national Puzzling championship instead of going to WATP live. This Retard got 89th out of 100th place. Below his score were actual mentally retarded people, and geriatric people.


View attachment 5846026

As you can see Dick is fat as shit, hes going to have to cover himself for fat watch.
“Honey c’mon don’t cry, see? Who needs kids when we have jigsaws? “
 
He seemed to blame a piece being in the bag/box for losing. I bet he blames Marie for losing to retarded people. Any screen shots of tards that beat Dick?

Dick does look horrible. Nipples protruding, very disrespectful.
I watched it for a bit, they were done a tad earlier and they were only missing one piece, on the stream they were asking the Ref about a missing piece. They still would be very slow, but She definitely fucked the entire tournament.
 
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