Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Midnight Cooking]

Lol. This is fucking insane. I dont understand how people put up with that. Thats literally stealing

Bro, you're fucking weird dude. Why do you care what those people do with their money? It's none of your business, RAT.

 

[noodlefish3]

Bro, you're fucking weird dude. Why do you care what those people do with their money? It's none of your business, RAT.
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Pls take all my money as an apology m'lord

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I don't think I've been through 11 keyboards my entire life.

 

[Fausto]

I hope he gets a gun so he can turn up the pity party after a big loss to 11.

I lost it all again *picks up gun*
Nobody fucking helps me anymore *loads in bullet*
Im gonna do something stupid I swear *points gun at head*

 

[eatler]

*points gun at head*

*Austin’s dog looking back in fear*

 

[AnOminous]

Meanwhile, Bossman is talking about applying back for his right to own a gunneroni, a PIECE. Gotta shoot those rats nigga, sheeiitttt.

Someone with this dude's level of self-control shouldn't have a gun frankly. I'd hate to see Ratdad get shot on stream or see him pull a Ronnie McNutt. As much as a fuckup he is, he's got a charm to him.

I fully support Bossman getting his 2A rights back so next time he can put a few rounds in his monitor instead of just smashing it. That would be top-tier content.

He could be like Elvis, with a stack of TV sets and when he saw something that pissed him off, he'd shoot it and just go to the next.

I wonder who at stake thinks its a good idea to promote their website by playing on it is beyond me. Bossmanjack gets money and just shows everytime that he loses all his money. So who's gonne be like "Yep, i wanna lose my money today, lets go on stake"

He doesn't just give back most or all of the money they give him, he gets juiced and loses that too. Hell, even I created a Stake account, although I won't deposit anything into it unless I see something exploitable, but alas, they seem to be pretty assiduous in making all their bonuses sucker bonuses.

I do agree there could be blowback from exploiting employing the mentally ill like this, like if he ever Nutts up like he threatens to do all the time. That's the kind of shit that gets boomer Senators yelling SHUT IT DOWN and a moral panic like the one on April 11, 2011 that ruined online poker, at least for mutts.

 

[AN/ALR56]

This is just sad. Austin thinks he's a babe magnet, and announces he might make a account on Tinder..

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Don't be surprised if he somehow gets a latina or a single mom desperate enough to settle for him, or that thinks he's a big shot because he wastes 30k a day on betting.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think I've been through 11 keyboards my entire life.

I used to beat them to death in under a year, just with normal use. Well, normal for me anyway. Then I started buying nearly indestructible keyboards. I never wrecked one gambling although on one occasion I tard raged and caused the case mild damage. By the time Black Friday rolled around and online poker was at least for several years cratered, I could win or lose thousands and not have any reaction at all. So long as it was in the black, fine. And it generally was. Limit hold'em is a grind but if you're +EV on it and play multiple tables simultaneously you'll almost never have a losing session, much less a loss streak, and almost never a lengthy one.

But noooo, Bill FrIST had to fuck it all up for everyone.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I don't think I've been through 11 keyboards my entire life.

That's because you aren't gambling correctly RAT

 

[Kees H]

Forget about the tardrage earlier, forget about the broken keyboard (again), Austin's happy. This feach squirted, bro.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[draggs]

You'd be surprised. Even at casinos you'll see people constantly complaining about how they are getting robbed only to run to the nearest ATM and doing it again. Especially people with dough, they can get really fucking angry and they'll be back the next day. Calling it a scam and showing how you lose means absolutely nothing.

We watch BMJ lose because it's funny when he does but most of the time people are more attracted to the wins and those are the ones that hook others in. If sponsoring BMJ wasn't profitable he wouldn't had been offered such a great deal.

Most people know that they shouldn't play but they all get tempted to get lucky and win hit it big by watching others do the same.

'why don't they ever let me win this sucks fucking rigged man robbin me blind' is for an hour

'DAM THAT PUSSY GUD SHE SQUIRTIN BRO SHE SQUIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRTIN' is forever

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

I don’t know how his firearm handling is but from what I’ve seen of his life so far I could see him accidentally kicking the thing or something and discharging a round.

Bossmom and Bossdad are going to have more to worry about than some lost sleep and drywall holes...
Negligent discharge arc?

 

[Kees H]

The bongerooski wasn't hurt in the tard rage, it's being smoked out of just now (as expected tbh, we would have gotten an entire rant about how he broke his bong in Discord otherwise ).

 

[lol cow supreme]

i may have gotten this wrong, but didnt he only do like a month in prison? then he was pulled out and did the rest of his time in a rehab facility?

He never went to prison. Just county jail for super hard life changing 29 days, and let him tell you Applebees was SOO GOOD when he got out.

I fully support Bossman getting his 2A rights back so next time he can put a few rounds in his monitor instead of just smashing it. That would be top-tier content.

Austin probably will get it if he applies, VA is pretty lenient about restoring gun rights, and he is approaching 10 years without any significant problems with the law. He just has to get off probation first. I think it's done in the next year or two?

The first step to rights restoration is getting your voting rights back, which he had reestablished in 2018. I'm not sure if this was applied for by him, or if it was something Virginia did before the last election to try to get as many criminals eligible to vote as possible. See attached order.

Spoiler: order restoring voting rights

The Governor cannot reinstate firearms rights however, and it must be petitioned from the court and a hearing held. This is lengthy and seldom happens from what I can find. Things considered are the convictions and circumstances on record. Austin's case originally involved thefts of firearms, and though he got a sweetheart plea deal (likely for snitching IMO) I dont see a judge giving Austin these rights back. Things considered will be his personal reputation, his employment history, etc.

 

[draggs]

He never went to prison. Just county jail for super hard life changing 29 days, and let him tell you Applebees was SOO GOOD when he got out.


The first step to rights restoration is getting your voting rights back, which he had reestablished in 2018. I'm not sure if this was applied for by him, or if it was something Virginia did before the last election to try to get as many criminals eligible to vote as possible. See attached order.

Spoiler: order restoring voting rights

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The Governor cannot reinstate firearms rights however, and it must be petitioned from the court and a hearing held. This is lengthy and seldom happens from what I can find. Things considered are the convictions and circumstances on record. Austin's case originally involved thefts of firearms, and though he got a sweetheart plea deal (likely for snitching IMO) I dont see a judge giving Austin these rights back. Things considered will be his personal reputation, his employment history, etc.

"Your Honor, my client hates folding chairs, doors, and walls. He is constantly getting fucked over by businesses and individuals ('rats') on the internet. On the other hand, he also hates rats, and he loves cocaine, weed, and when dat pussy gud 'n squirtin. His last worky-job? When he stole those guns. He promptly contributed to the economy and society upon release by patronizing and endorsing Applebee's family restaurants."

Very tough decision

 

[Kees H]

Austin needs to withdraw from the vault, is already struggling with the on screen keyboard, and now his phone is covered in "some shit" as well. Give him a couple of weeks and this phone is broken as well

EDIT: Another felt, slight violence to something on the floor

Spoiler: Full screen

 

[MadStan]

A guy who smokes crack, snaps at his dad, rages and breaks doors, headphones and computers and does drug deals while smoking with a bong while streaming.

Getting his gun privileges back? I don’t think so.

 

[Evilronald]

This is just sad. Austin thinks he's a babe magnet, and announces he might make a account on Tinder..

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To be fair: for the kind of modern woman we see today who is addicted to the emotional rollercoaster a relationship with Austin would be: this man gives them everything they’re craving and more.

 

[Kees H]

Entire 1 minute stream that just concluded. I didn't edit anything, this is the full stream

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[eatler]

He realizes that minesweeper is free and is apart of windows computers right?