Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

grapeshark77 said:
Just checked the listing and it was up again - so:

1. The Airbnb listing goes down
2. He gets "SWATted" while it's down - possibly after a guest has just left
3. As soon as he's tweeted about it, the Airbnb listing is magically back up

I feel like this all makes sense in Pat's head.
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Do we know if it was Airbnb that took down his page or it was him? Because if it was Airbnb, he might be getting desperate
 
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
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Just two more to go.
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A.P. Hill said:
If this "very attractive bartender" exists, she's only a "friend" in Fatrick's mind. In reality, she's probably thinking "I hope that annoying fat fuck isn't here today" before every shift that she goes into, and grimacing when she sees his bloated face and realizing she's in for another day of being forced to make small talk with Fat while he oinks and snorts about the atalker children and how he's a totally real tough guy who will use taekwondo to feed the SWATTing stalkers their own teeth and then make them enjoy prison.
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I am sure she exists, but she might not be “very attractive”.
Not to be rude about a young lady I don’t know, of course, I am sure she is an attractive enough woman, but Patrick is probably comparing her to his wife.
Niki makes a lot of women look far better by comparison.

She probably made the mistake of talking to him and letting him know her name while he was lurking at the bar, but now always finds some glasses to put away or a fridge to stock when he is there.

I hope that if she switches jobs that he doesn’t follow her and drink in her new employer.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
To all you Akinator enjoyers out there: guess who's photo just got validated!
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Also I got there in 69 questions, the last two being "Is your character fat?" and "Is your character a writer?".
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Yes child, no child. I got this on 21 questions in (twice in a row I might add)
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IamnottheNSA said:
To all you Akinator enjoyers out there: guess who's photo just got validated!
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Also I got there in 69 questions, the last two being "Is your character fat?" and "Is your character a writer?".
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39, there are multiple entries for our prize hog!
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If there’s anything more pathetic than an alcoholic obese man calling some poor random girl who no doubt loathes him his “attractive bartender friend,” it’s bragging that he totally could get her number. While knowing his transcripts are out there lol.
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Like imagine telling twitter you could totally get this chicks number if you wanted it, and she’s half your age and no doubt disgusted by your bloated gullet and fish mouth. Sex pest pat is back.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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Trick question, he sees a lot of children on X and he wants them all to go to prison.
rusty shackleford 1 said:
If there’s anything more pathetic than an alcoholic obese man calling some poor random girl who no doubt loathes him his “attractive bartender friend,” it’s bragging that he totally could get her number. While knowing his transcripts are out there lol.
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Like imagine telling twitter you could totally get this chicks number if you wanted it, and she’s half your age and no doubt disgusted by your bloated gullet and fish mouth. Sex pest pat is back.
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That can easily proven false. He can't read worth shit. His grasp of English language is on par with a 10 year old and he doesn't understand science at all.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
If there’s anything more pathetic than an alcoholic obese man calling some poor random girl who no doubt loathes him his “attractive bartender friend,” it’s bragging that he totally could get her number. While knowing his transcripts are out there lol.
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Like imagine telling twitter you could totally get this chicks number if you wanted it, and she’s half your age and no doubt disgusted by your bloated gullet and fish mouth. Sex pest pat is back.
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She works in a bar. She knows how to string along the unemployed, boozehounds. Laugh at their slurred jokes and you get a tip. Pretend that you give a shit about their drunken hot takes when it's slow. And most importantly, have an agreed upon signal with a male member of the staff to come over and tell Pat he is done for the night and to leave whenever Pat gets to handsy or excited.

Pat is basically the dork that thinks the stripper is in love with him.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
If there’s anything more pathetic than an alcoholic obese man calling some poor random girl who no doubt loathes him his “attractive bartender friend,” it’s bragging that he totally could get her number. While knowing his transcripts are out there lol.
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Like imagine telling twitter you could totally get this chicks number if you wanted it, and she’s half your age and no doubt disgusted by your bloated gullet and fish mouth. Sex pest pat is back.
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English science and reading are his worst fields. Just check the goodreads reviews.
 
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Some of the Akinator questions kind of wreck it. Like does your character know you. I mean probably. I post on this thread enough and you know this FFWBT reads it, so I have to answer probably. And then it goes off into its rabbithole of thinking its a member of your family or whatever.
 
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