Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Pretty sure CGoodie also claimed that Man-Daniel also had a boyfriend of a decade, so he's 100% confirmed homosexual.

I couldn't make any sense out of any of that. Was CGoody talking about MAN-dy, or was he talking about Daniel? Mandy was definitely presenting as single -- so where the boyfriend of 10 years comes from I have no idea. And how does he know Daniel? Did they have some kind of sit down and thrash it out after CGoody realized he'd been catfished? It all just sounded like CGoody dissembling or talking out of his arse, as usual.
 
I couldn't make any sense out of any of that. Was CGoody talking about MAN-dy, or was he talking about Daniel? Mandy was definitely presenting as single -- so where the boyfriend of 10 years comes from I have no idea.
The claim comes from MANdy themselves. I dunno about the 10 year part, but Mandy made a boyfriend claim on (I believe) Nick's Locals.

CGoody does not believe Mandy is a man, but he does believe Mandy's claim of a boyfriend. Which he is not happy about. Apparently he was under the impression Mandy was not taken, and that he had a chance.
 
I may be late n ghey on this but what's up with nick's rumble contract these days? Elb's clip on nick laughing at candace own's yeeting over at daily wire had some comments implying nick's contract fell out?
My understanding is that Rekieta is a coward, and a cuck, and too scared about the damage to his ego to admit that the contract has not been extended, and also he sucks dick for cock. I could be wrong about the contract tho, idk
 
If his new Rumble arrangement was even remotely tantamount to what he was receiving prior, he'd be bragging about it like a madman. He was brutally felted by Rumble and copes by holding onto the fact we don't technically know how horribly felted he was.
 
I couldn't make any sense out of any of that. Was CGoody talking about MAN-dy, or was he talking about Daniel? Mandy was definitely presenting as single -- so where the boyfriend of 10 years comes from I have no idea. And how does he know Daniel? Did they have some kind of sit down and thrash it out after CGoody realized he'd been catfished? It all just sounded like CGoody dissembling or talking out of his arse, as usual.
I thought it was their private DMs and CGoody was coming onto Daniel really hard and trying to meet up somewhere IRL, so "Mandy" threw out the boyfriend of 10 years thing to try and get CGoody to back off lest he discover that "Mandy" was actually the 45 year old gay man Daniel Harris.
I'm not sure I can say. Hooligans looks big, loud and shitty, but I don't think Pat would try and talk to me much. Nick would probably either talk my ear off, or seeth at my practicing status and attempt to socialy assisinate me - I presume the bar would be more fun though.
I do wonder what "bar" Nick is a regular at. My first guess is Gay 90s, but if he were going that far and back, surely he (or his pillhead wife) would've gotten DUI'd or wrapped their car around a tree. Maybe he lets the bulls drive?
 
I couldn't make any sense out of any of that. Was CGoody talking about MAN-dy, or was he talking about Daniel?
It's cope.
My understanding is that Rekieta is a coward, and a cuck, and too scared about the damage to his ego to admit that the contract has not been extended, and also he sucks dick for cock. I could be wrong about the contract tho, idk
Nick is as dickaholic.
While true, the joke was more that if they need Balldo they're already dead.
No the joke is that anyone would need Nick for any reason. Besides sucking dick.
 
My understanding is that Rekieta is a coward, and a cuck, and too scared about the damage to his ego to admit that the contract has not been extended, and also he sucks dick for cock. I could be wrong about the contract tho, idk
I'm not sure about all of what you said, but I think it is pretty obvious and an objective fact that Nick has a penis up his ass, one in his mouth when lies aren't coming out of it, and is jerking off at least two dudes every waking moment.

Change my mind. (A line used by someone Rumble also hired.)
 
A little late, but the nosebleed and the absurd accidental headbutt situation seem like a shark-jumping moment. As well as his apparent reference to the excuses he provides for being late or absent being bullshit.

I may be late n ghey on this but what's up with nick's rumble contract these days? Elb's clip on nick laughing at candace own's yeeting over at daily wire had some comments implying nick's contract fell out?
All signs from his happy announcement that he no longer had the contractual obligation to turn off his YouTube stream or do the contractually obligated poststream Locals streams as of March 1st was that his contract expired. If he was still under contract at that point, it would mean Rumble accepted a trade offer where they continue paying Nick and Nick stops doing anything that he was doing for them.

To me, my guess is that Nick started doing the Rumble switchover again because he didn't like getting mocked for losing his contract and also liked doing whatever he does in the 10 minute long bathroom breaks he started doing right before turning the YT stream off. I haven't heard of him doing a Locals stream so far in March and that was the contractual obligation that actually inconvenienced him.

I couldn't make any sense out of any of that. Was CGoody talking about MAN-dy, or was he talking about Daniel? Mandy was definitely presenting as single -- so where the boyfriend of 10 years comes from I have no idea. And how does he know Daniel? Did they have some kind of sit down and thrash it out after CGoody realized he'd been catfished? It all just sounded like CGoody dissembling or talking out of his arse, as usual.
The claim comes from MANdy themselves. I dunno about the 10 year part, but Mandy made a boyfriend claim on (I believe) Nick's Locals.

CGoody does not believe Mandy is a man, but he does believe Mandy's claim of a boyfriend. Which he is not happy about. Apparently he was under the impression Mandy was not taken, and that he had a chance.
As far as I am aware, the claim that MANdy was in a long-term relationship was totally nonexistent before 2024, after it got exposed as Daniel's persona. Prior to this, the entire point of the persona was that "Mandy" was single. (This was also the point of Nick's "Mandy" speech).

I first saw CGoody claiming that he was not convinced that "Mandy" did not exist but had a boyfriend named "Danny" (which she must have been keeping secret the whole time). I noticed this at the time and I suspected immediately that "Mandy" was spinning him in Discord. Later, "Mandy" reappeared in the Australian dude's live chats claiming that her boyfriend who was never mentioned before had put "her" in the "doghouse".

Was going to do a writeup on this awhile ago since I didn't see anyone point it out, but since no further information is forthcoming on the topic, this post is for interested parties trying to account for Mandy's "KF apology" picture and for posterity if nothing else.
Whether that's a picture of Daniel or a picture of somebody else holding a sign that Daniel gave to them, who knows: it could be himself, a family member, a neighbor, or someone random. It seems unimportant.

I will point out that while the obituary simply stated that Randy was Daniel's father, I subsequently became satisfied that Randy was actually his stepfather (as might have been implied by the different surnames).

As for the rest of your post, I am struggling to decipher what your point is; you'll have to be more specific. If your argument is that someone related to him spent years laying breadcrumbs to eventually frame him for skinwalking as someone who he last overlapped living in Shreveport with 20+ years ago, I definitely strongly disagree with that.
 
I'm not sure about all of what you said, but I think it is pretty obvious and an objective fact that Nick has a penis up his ass, one in his mouth when lies aren't coming out of it, and is jerking off at least two dudes every waking moment.

Change my mind. (A line used by someone Rumble also hired.)
Nick needs an endless line of bulls. His thirst for cum rivals his thirst for alcohol.
Hey now, this thread needs Balldo to not die from liver failure or OD in order to stay in the Grift Wars section.
With his consumption problems he has an excellent chance of headlining the "Lolcows of History" section.
 
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I think Drunkieta is actually preferrable to Cokieta. Drunkieta gives us funny stuff like the Dear John debacle, or the one stream where he tries to drink from his empty whiskey glass and says, "..........S'no liquor in this glass....'.. Cokieta just acts gayer than usual and makes painfully bad jokes about pissing outside and Greek mythology.
 
I am the king of masturbate
I am the captain of my hole.
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