Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tenebrous Calamity]

The L comes from them drawing or photoshopping their ideal genital configuration and then getting sad surgeons are not magicians

I also think it's a massive L for society that these people are allowed to call themselves doctors and practice "medicine" (read: butchery), considering not too long ago people who were born intersex were having an op to make them one or the other. Being intersex is a whole ass medical condition with health issues and there's people out there wanting to do this and people helping them do it. Literally glorifying a health condition that is traumatic for those afflicted.

I need to go outside and touch some grass, I'm too MATI.

 

[LavenderMenace]

Another thread where TIMs think that because they played with dolls or dressed up that they knew they were trans.What's funny is that he even brings up people who dont identify as trans despite doing activities who did things that aren't stereotypical for your sex growing up not thinking about whether they were a boy or girl.
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Ya know….Back in the day, when boys played with girl dolls, they were just gay, not a future troon.

Man I wish I could go back to those times….

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Ya know….Back in the day, when boys played with girl dolls, they were just gay, not a future troon.

Man I wish I could go back to those times….

Well the interesting thing is that even something like gender nonconforming behavior isn't actually a definite predictor of something like homosexuality. There is a strong correlation between homosexuality and gender non-conforming behavior in childhood, but the majority of children who display gender nonconforming behavior do not display homosexual attraction, and similarly a large percentage of homosexuals do not display non-gender conforming behavior in childhood.


You can disagree with how society reacts to gender nonconforming behavior, or theorize on its origins, but it manifestly does exist. It is observable in populations that many children will display behavior patterns not in keeping with the majority of their sex. The argument that that implies that they should be surgically altered to the other sex is actually a kind of absurd prescriptivism that basically goes directly against the arguments that were being made 10-15 years ago when it came to stuff like gendered behavior. It's actually basically analogous to older talking points that sought to enforce behavioral gender conformity in kids, it operates on exactly the same logic.


It's one of the things that makes all this trans movement stuff so stupid is how ontologically confused at all this. The transgender argument is essentially become a tautological loop, because none of the observable evidence available would point to the idea that being trans is a thing, the only consistent predictor of being transgender is the desire to transition, neither anatomy nor behavior actually serve as predictors. That's why there's a lot of pushback whenever even a researcher who is sympathetic to trans people tries to find some sort of biochemical or behavioral predictor, because that would inherently imply that some cases could be illegitimate and would therefor act as a gatekeeping function, and on some level a lot of trooners and pooners seemed deathly afraid of anything that would hold up making an immediate rash decision, partially from coombrain desperation, and partially from suppressed self-doubt that they are actually doing something good for themselves

 

[Geraldine]

Almost getting it, but post op is too late.
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You get one free upvote just for posting, so someone downvoted this one.

Some actual good advice in the comments.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Almost getting it, but post op is too late.
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You get one free upvote just for posting, so someone downvoted this one.

Some actual good advice in the comments.
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I don't know what the fuck he means by "meant to look after me" but if it's supposed to be some sort of post-head trauma caregiver, or even an autist handler, I can't imagine the kind of degenerate shit she's subjected to by this man to recoil in disgust so visibly, even he clued on to it. The people working those jobs, I'd assume, are well aware they're going to handle highly unpredictable people who might say or do weird shit. That's the whole point of having a nanny to look after them. So then, one must wonder how bad things really are.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

When "I am an oppressed tranny" card starts declining, use your trusty old "I have a brain injury" get-out-of-jail-free card instead!

 

[Poonocchio]

Some actual good advice in the comments.

"Can't tell you how to not behave like a fucking creep.. only medical professionals can do that. Btw, ignore those evil cishet transphobic doctors that know fuck all about endocrinology, come to us on reddit and we will show you how to make bathtub HRT with the REAL dosages to make you uwu girly". Mental.

 

[klarine]

Another thread where TIMs think that because they played with dolls or dressed up that they knew they were trans.What's funny is that he even brings up people who dont identify as trans despite doing activities who did things that aren't stereotypical for your sex growing up not thinking about whether they were a boy or girl.
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How is a TiM saying "cooking and cleaning are waman things so I'm a waman" different from the average incel telling women they belong to the kitchen ? Holy shit I'm impressed at the lack of self awareness

 

[Law]

In case you are American, I must inform you that "nappies" means diapers.

I'm aware. "Dirty, crapped briefs" was a old forum reference.
Why do so many transwomen have diaper fetishes, when diaper fetishes are basically unheard among actual women?
We all know the answer, but still. Makes you think.

Truly horrifying post. Ofc the comments are all "ignore it".

At first I was pretty MATI at the commenters telling her to ignore her son's behavior, but now I have sympathy for them. There's no 'handbook' for ' my son is a cross-dressing diaper fetishist, what do I do", except the current cultural script of "affirm him!". Most people hate thinking about this stuff, because it's gross and disturbing, so sweeping under the rug can spare you psychic pain. It's easier to think "my son has a harmless kink, it's ok, I can safely ignore this" than it is to think "my son is sexually aroused by items associated with babies and toddlers, he might be a pedophile and poses a risk to others". Because, Jesus, how on earth do you deal with that?

How is a TiM saying "cooking and cleaning are waman things so I'm a waman" different from the average incel telling women they belong to the kitchen ?

A TIM? Cleaning? You're hilarious!

 

[AssignedEva]

I also think it's a massive L for society that these people are allowed to call themselves doctors and practice "medicine" (read: butchery), considering not too long ago people who were born intersex were having an op to make them one or the other. Being intersex is a whole ass medical condition with health issues and there's people out there wanting to do this and people helping them do it. Literally glorifying a health condition that is traumatic for those afflicted.

I need to go outside and touch some grass, I'm too MATI.

They actually do complain about being criticised for this exact reason.



The original coining of the term specifically suggests it was an intent to transition into being intersex-

Salmacis is the nymph that ends up getting merged with Hermaphroditus after begging the Gods to never be separated from him (and thus Hermaphroditus ends up as a beautiful woman, but with a dick and balls). I'd assume intersex people would be as unhappy with that etymology as they are with hermaphrodite.

Some of the (extremely haram) desires and results in the Salmacian subreddit do sort of resemble intersex conditions when going FTM. But the fantasy a lot of them have - two sets of genitals that work perfectly, including both a penis and a clitoris - are not even something that can happen from intersex conditions. They're derived from the same initial structures, and there are internal structures that simply just wouldn't fit in that way. So some of them are unhappy with just having a blank hole shoved up their gooch and are speculating about using skin grafts from elsewhere to create "labia" or theorising about how surgeons could somehow just manage to squeeze some extra stuff in there.

They manage to confuse themselves though - for example an FTM posted this meme

By "two dicks" she meant a metoidoplasty and then also a rot dog. But in the comments -

There's men saying they want to have two penises and a vagina. They're being full mask off, there's no real pretence from some of them that this is about "dysphoria" - it's just wanting to magically modify their genitals in line with their fantasies (in a way that is completely impossible).

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Because admitting that they might do something that someone else could not afford to, that they might be privileged in some way, means that they aren't going to be part of the double autistic crippled queer BIPOC elect when the twitter idiot rapture (revolution) comes. This dude accurately sums up my feelings:
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Also actually sort of thread relevant, because @ThatEffinFlower is a "They/Them" who just posted a tweet implying that being told to eat food you can afford and can figure out how to cook is some sort of attack. Yes, if the French Revolution was about anything, it was specifically about how the Paris mob wanted to eat cake too, not just bread!

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Note that hEDS is Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome which, while being a real thing, is something that twitterspecials love to self-diagnose with because you it means you can talk about being achy and tired all the time.

I'm convinced that everything that is wrong with the world today is the result of women like Violet Carter being taken seriously. Liberal white women have an incredible amount of misplaced empathy and it's destroying society.

 

[Constellationzero]

A certified Back at 'cha classic.

 

[Law]

E: Do we not have a thread on this? I can't find it (or, I'm autistic).

Mumsnet, a UK forum focused on motherhood, had a thread called "Transwidows Escape Committee" that was for wives whose husbands decided they were true and honest women. There's also transwidowsvoices.org and @transwidows on Xitter, which is focused more on testimonials. All are good sources of information if you're curious about this phenomenon.

I'm waiting for the heterosexual men who wives and girlfriends become transmen, cause I know there are more of those guys out there.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Mumsnet, a UK forum focused on motherhood, had a thread called "Transwidows Escape Committee" that was for wives whose husbands decided they were true and honest women. There's also transwidowsvoices.org and @transwidows on Xitter, which is focused more on testimonials. All are good sources of information if you're curious about this phenomenon.

I'm waiting for the heterosexual men who wives and girlfriends become transmen, cause I know there are more of those guys out there.

Sort of. We have the Losing people to transgenderism support thread, which is more of a place for kiwis to vent about their friends and family members trooning out. But on transwidows specifically? No, not that I'm aware of.

But r/mypartneristrans is a Reddit sub full of coping about this if you're interested.

The other thread that would be closest to that would be the Troon-related relationship fuckups thread, although it's not specifically about the widows.

Contemplating aping these good resources to make a new thread... For posterity. We are an archiving site after all.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Mumsnet, a UK forum focused on motherhood, had a thread called "Transwidows Escape Committee" that was for wives whose husbands decided they were true and honest women

Still going, now in it's 6th incarnation.

Trans Widows' Escape Committee 6: The Next Generation

 

[toilet_rainbow]

TIF whines that despite using T for over seven years, not even other queers or old friends want to hang out with her unless she presents “more feminine”



“I didn‘t sign up for social isolation when I transitioned, I signed up for gender euphoria and comfort in myself and my life”

You mean to tell me that body destroying hormones are not the answer to being comfortable in your own body?

NO REFUNDS

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I'm convinced that everything that is wrong with the world today is the result of women like Violet Carter being taken seriously. Liberal white women have an incredible amount of misplaced empathy and it's destroying society.

I do think a lot of problems right now them from a problem a bunch of people internalizing a heuristic of sympathy when it comes to evaluating the narratives people present about themselves. It essentially becomes anything that would ever make someone feel bad about themselves, like they are inadequate or not as good as someone else, must be the wrong thing to do. You don't try to analyze and judge the claims people make, you just treat everyone as valid by default and of course everything will work out okay. It's the nerd fallacy of tolerating your extremely creepy friend because you don't want to be a bully transposed onto a societal level. Only then he feels up a female friend of yours at a party because you never set boundaries and he didn't have them internally.

TIF whines that despite using T for over seven years, not even other queers or old friends want to hang out with her unless she presents “more feminine”

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“I didn‘t sign up for social isolation when I transitioned, I signed up for gender euphoria and comfort in myself and my life”

You mean to tell me that body destroying hormones are not the answer to being comfortable in your own body?

NO REFUNDS

This is funny because "queer" spaces are often very feminized spaces, in keeping with the groups that go there. Butch lesbians and more masculine gay men do not tend to go to these places. This is actually tasting a little bit of what it is to be male, which is that the more masculine you are, the more you can be read as dangerous by people, especially women.

 

[Got Milk!]

TIF whines that despite using T for over seven years, not even other queers or old friends want to hang out with her unless she presents “more feminine”

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“I didn‘t sign up for social isolation when I transitioned, I signed up for gender euphoria and comfort in myself and my life”

You mean to tell me that body destroying hormones are not the answer to being comfortable in your own body?

NO REFUNDS

I want to be a man but not one of those men. Just a man who everyone sees as a man and socializes with as they would a girl. But manly and shit.

No doubt she has seen posts of men talking about how society is isolating for men and stuff and probably called them incels. Welcome to your chosen version of reality. Seems to be going well.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’m 17 pre-t and it was my birthday today. It all went great, except tonight i got a watch, and i was trying to adjust it to fit my wrists. Turns out, my wrists were smaller than the smallest setting. my heart sank, because to me it was just another thing making me different from other men.

This is the one person who would not be disappointed by Asian fashion and its men's sizing.

Not saying she's a man, but she is clearly bad at shopping.

 

[TyrasGuard]

"smaller than other guys" 17 yo teenage girl angry because even men watches are bigger than her wrists.

I love the idea that you can troll FtM's by gifting them normal sized men's clothing