P. Diddy and Justin Bieber. The sexual relationship

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Once upon a time, in a star-studded city, P Diddy and his crew were living it up at a glamorous party. The music was pumping, the laughter was contagious, and everyone was having a blast. Suddenly, in walked Justin Bieber, looking as cool as ever.

P Diddy's eyes lit up with excitement. He couldn't believe that Justin Bieber was at the same party! The two music icons locked eyes from across the room, and it was like an instant connection. They made their way through the crowd, exchanging smiles and greetings along the way.

As the night went on, P Diddy and Justin Bieber found themselves deep in conversation, sharing stories, and laughing together. They discovered a shared love for music, fashion, and the thrill of performing on stage. It was as if they had known each other for years.

The party continued to rock, and P Diddy and Justin Bieber became the life of the event. They danced, sang, and even took turns on the DJ decks, spinning their favorite tunes. The energy in the room was electric, and everyone couldn't help but join in on the fun.

As the night came to a close, P Diddy and Justin Bieber exchanged numbers, promising to stay in touch and collaborate on future projects. They knew that their friendship was something special, and they couldn't wait to see where it would take them. 🎶🌟

At this point in time, Justin Bieber was famous enough that he got into a party to meet P Diddy but it was before he really got his national fame however. He meets up with P Diddy a few weeks later. “So, you wanna really get famous huh?” P Diddy says to Justin Bieber. “Yeah.” Justin Bieber responds. “How about you look at this dick then.” P Diddy says and quickly pulls out his penis.
“Whoa what’s going on?” Justi Bieber says in a alarmed manner. “ANUS!” P Diddy screams at the top of his lungs. Justin Bieber quickly punches p Diddy in the face. P Diddys African American body guards race into the room and restrain Justin Bieber and p Diddy begins slamming his penis into Justin Bieber’s anus.

“PLEASURE FOR MY PENIS!” P Diddy screams, and then ejaculates semen into anus.
 
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I can only imagine this woman disapproves.
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Trent was having a lazy afternoon, lounging on his couch and watching some mindless TV, when suddenly there was a loud knock on the door. He got up, wondering who it could be. To his surprise, when he opened the door, there stood none other than P Diddy, grinning from ear to ear.

"Hey Trent!" P Diddy shouted, his voice full of excitement. "Mind if I come in?"

Trent, still in shock, stammered, "Uh, sure, come on in!"

Everyone laughed as P Diddy entered, carrying what looked like an oversized, futuristic water gun. Trent thought it was just a harmless prop, and they joked around for a bit. But then, the atmosphere shifted dramatically. P Diddy's eyes took on a wild gleam, and he pointed the gun at Trent.

"What's that?" Trent asked, his laughter turning nervous.

"This," P Diddy said with a maniacal grin, "is my macaroni cannon!"

Before Trent could react, P Diddy pulled the trigger, and a torrent of hot, gooey macaroni and cheese erupted from the cannon, splattering all over the living room. "CHEESE!!!" P Diddy screamed, firing wildly.

Trent tried to dodge the cheesy onslaught, but it was no use. The room was quickly becoming a cheesy war zone. "Diddy, man, you need to calm down!" Trent shouted, but P Diddy was lost in his own world, cackling like a madman as he continued to fire the macaroni cannon.

The situation escalated rapidly. Neighbors, hearing the commotion and fearing the worst, called the police. Within minutes, sirens wailed outside, and officers burst through the door. They tackled P Diddy to the ground, macaroni and cheese splattering everywhere.

"You're under arrest for causing a public disturbance and property damage!" one of the officers said, as they cuffed P Diddy and led him away.

Trent, covered in macaroni and cheese, watched in stunned silence as the police car drove off. He couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. "Well," he said to himself, "that's one way to make a memory."

P. Diddy was arrested on September 17 2024 for Sex Trafficking.
 
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Rap, Soul, R&B, pop and everything else that's on MTV was gay and run by literal nigger faggots. Also teen girl pop icons all took it in the ass, no exceptions. Back then, we knew this intuitively, while lamenting Metallica selling out and Phil Anselmo becoming...a redneck...but I guess he never stopper being one. At least there was Bethlehem, whose music was so awesome, their heroin use was ignored. Deathspell Omega was soon to follow and righteous electronica such as Daft Punk occasionally come out, because you need something for the parties other than Motorhead, Pentagram, WASP and Naked City.

We now know these things to be true empirically.

Puff Daddy is a literal nigger faggot, who fucked Justin Beiber in the ass, while they were both high on crack. They then took turns getting blown by underaged whores.

"Baby," indeed.

Only death is real.
 
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These days, you should be applauded for ONLY doing gay shite. It's less taint on your soul than being a troon, or going down the same backalley as Kevin Spacey, Prince Andrew, and R. Kelly.

Yeah, I know it's a funny scenario you made up, Shiversblood, but it does sound believable, and also makes you think, 'Hmm, perhaps that's why things didn't work out between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.'
 
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