Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Your priorities are backwards, says the man who disowned his daughter to become a full-time fat faggot with bitch tits. If anything, he's probably driven people to fascism, because fuck being on the same "team" as this guy.

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Nature is healing.
 
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Slav Power said:
While the KYM editors continue to be better at journalism more than actual journalist when writing about Internet topics, KYM users continue to have a single shared brain cell worth of intelligence.
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He should wait for the rest of the information.
 
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AnOminous said:
And even a President would presumably be impeached and removed from office if he did something absolutely insane like order the Secret Service to murder a political opponent and gang rape his wife.
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Exactly. There already are removal mechanics for a president. If it doesn't meet that standard, he should have immunity, or else he just won't be able to do his job.
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Your priorities are backwards, says the man who disowned his daughter to become a full-time fat faggot with bitch tits. If anything, he's probably driven people to fascism, because fuck being on the same "team" as this guy.

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Pat, how are you resisting fascism? By oinking all day and sending the stalker childs over 80k? Fat, you out of anyone need to nuke twitter.
 
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That's a funny RT from Pat. He got into an argument with some engineer (I think) or military weapons designer/expert a few months ago and just kept telling the dude he was and the guy was like "uhh I do this for a living"
"No child, you don't"
 
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Something Awful said:
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Your priorities are backwards, says the man who disowned his daughter to become a full-time fat faggot with bitch tits. If anything, he's probably driven people to fascism, because fuck being on the same "team" as this guy.
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Patty makes me MATI when he mentions his "family" knowing we know what we know. Nigger you don't have a family, you have a barren wife and a daughter you abandoned. Your parents and "little" brother don't count as family by the time you're 40+, you eternal manchild. You have no legacy aside from this thread unless you start making some massive changes beginning with a divorce and a third, more fertile wife.

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Honestly seems like an improvement.
 
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An automatic clown said:
That's a funny RT from Pat. He got into an argument with some engineer (I think) or military weapons designer/expert a few months ago and just kept telling the dude he was and the guy was like "uhh I do this for a living"
"No child, you don't"
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A weapon to surpass the Smug Anime Face. :story:
 
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I think one of the most egregious things about Pat is his performative compassion. It's so forced and strained, like it was coming from a person who actually does not feel those things and is incapable of doing so. It's just another angle for him to approach his black and white political views because this idiot can't stop associating any tragedy with Trump. Pat will accept nothing but your obeisance for a neurologically fucked geriatric.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
The WIP is now up:

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article has potential, but the current version is front loaded with way too much boring shit. nobody cares about fatricks decade long history of politisperging on twatter, especially not the normies who read kym.
it is also in desperate need of more funny pictures, preferably some funny stalker child tweets, and maybe one of the cryptic web chronicles videos, those do a great job at explaining fatrick to uninitiated audiences, rather than the "ben shapiro destroys liberal with FACTS and LOGIC" video that is in there for some reason
 
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Slav Power said:
While the KYM editors continue to be better at journalism more than actual journalist when writing about Internet topics, KYM users continue to have a single shared brain cell worth of intelligence.
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To be fair, it's not unique to there. Seems like every thread's first coupe of pages on this site has to have some retard bumbling in WELL I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY WELL I DON'T THINK THIS IS A COW WELL I THINK THIS WELL I KNOW WHAT A COW REALLY IS etc.

Probably could find some retarded messages like this from the first couple of pages of this thread, even.
 
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