Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Fapcop]

Shmorky really likes that BOY/GIRL hat.

That is just begging for a MAGA do over!

Heck, if I was at home I might just try to load up Photoshop and replace that androgynous abortion with the Stürmbannführer hat we all know Klerfs love and appreciate!

 

[MG 620]

Shmorky really likes that BOY/GIRL hat.

What's the deal with ex-Somethingawful troons and red hats?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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Those teeth creep me out.

 

[Odie Esty]

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Why is Shmorky making Leafyishere fan art?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

If I had artistic talent I'd draw a Klurf version of Phil.

The fucked up teeth already match!

 

[Kurphy C. Danish]

 

[Null]

Is... Is he serious? Howard Stern is an incredibly ugly Jewish man who fucked up all his personal relationships. The fuck you mean he isn't an easy target?!

Damn Shmorky. I remember when you were kinda funny and not an actual bitch.

She's an easier target because Stern can take a joke.

 

[AnOminous]

She's an easier target because Stern can take a joke.

Stern tells meaner jokes about himself than anyone can tell about him.

 

[Goochole]

I used to check Something Awful every morning after my morning papers and yeah I thought some of the Shmorky flash videos where funny, particularly since there were a whole bunch of people working on the comedy and they'd do these silly Weekend Web things reading out pervert and weirdo's internet posts. For years SA was good, they used to have great articles too. Some years back I stopped going to SA because I literally wondered "Why am I still going here? It sucks ass these days"

I did notice Shmorky at one point seemed to phone his animation in, there was no more good animation, they were barely colored and they just generally sucked ass. And so for years now I forgot about SA and Shmorky.

Yesterday night I go to bed but before that I thought I saw "Shmorky" listed in this lolcow forum. This morning, still kinda sleep drunk (what do you want from me, im old), I check it out thinking maybe it was just some weening and that Shmorky couldn't be half bad.

Boy was I wrong, I was dead wrong.

Just that annoying toon voice alone, or the diapers, or the borderline furry pedophelia shit. Looks like I got some serious catching up to do.
Thank you for this thread, I now finally know why Shmorky left SA.

 

[Autistic Phil Collins]

I've always heard about this Shmorky fellow and his comics. I really shouldn't be surprised that they're fucked up, should I?

 

[Goochole]

I've always heard about this Shmorky fellow and his comics. I really shouldn't be surprised that they're fucked up, should I?

Reading about him I'd say the guy has more issues than Sonichu.

 

[Aquinas]

Reading about him I'd say the guy has more issues than Sonichu.

Badum tss

I heard about shmorky being a daiperfur years ago, so i wasnt too suprised any of this happened

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I heard about the diaperfur thing on SA during that whole Todd Goldman theft blowup. At least from my understanding, Todd was trying to smear people who were accusing him of plagiarism as a way to discredit them. He dug up those gross pictures, but we stupidly believed that it was 'just commission work' and he 'had to do it to pay rent' or whatever. Goons rallied around Shmorky; none of us wanted to believe that someone who contributed so much amazing content could be a furry diaper dumpster.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

As funny as this dude's voice turned out to be, people actually listened to that recording and DIDN'T immediately know that that chick is absolutely batshit insane?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

As funny as this dude's voice turned out to be, people actually listened to that recording and DIDN'T immediately know that that chick is absolutely batshit insane?

Oh no question, but after all we know she's still the saner of the two.

 

[AnOminous]

As funny as this dude's voice turned out to be, people actually listened to that recording and DIDN'T immediately know that that chick is absolutely batshit insane?

She's only crazier when she's in an acute psychotic episode.

 

[Goochole]

She's only crazier when she's in an acute psychotic episode.

After I read how Shmorky was with LowTax I think Shmorky himself is a psychotic as well. I used to talk to someone with psychotic episodes and he was exactly the same way chatting to me as Shmorky was with LowTax.

Always going for sympathy, insane stories, being warped and weird and looking for sympathy round the clock.
Oh and then go "missing" for days, that too.

Its just a hunch though.

 

[The Lawgiver]

That recording may have been one of the times he abused her and acted like "she was just crazy"
With both Shmorky and his ex mining for sympathy, we just don't know.

 

[AnOminous]

After I read how Shmorky was with LowTax I think Shmorky himself is a psychotic as well. I used to talk to someone with psychotic episodes and he was exactly the same way chatting to me as Shmorky was with LowTax.

Shmorky is doing nothing to treat it because he doesn't think anything's wrong with him. And also in that chick's defense, part of the reason she was so batshit in that video that came out around the time Shmorks got canned was that he had convinced her to go off her meds in the first place.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

That recording may have been one of the times he abused her and acted like "she was just crazy"
With both Shmorky and his ex mining for sympathy, we just don't know.

For the record when I said she was crazy I was referring to this:

Oh yeah, she has a patreon set up to fund her "erotic hypnosis tapes" and her upcoming novel, "Sins of the Puppetmaster," a book based on the Full Moon Video movie of the same name.