Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Manimal House]

It's even better than that.

In the filing, BD is requesting a jury trial.

Someone better get Nick Rekieta on the phone and tell him he's got another shot at making a fat stack livestreaming the proceeding. Maybe BD will win and he can pitch them a design for Dragon Balldo Z

 

[Slav Power]

Did you know that Varka, the owner of Bad Dragon, e621 and Dragonfruit, a furry online advertisement company, has an alternative Twitter account where he shoves gigantic dildos up his ass?

Since most of it is NSFL I'm placing it in a spoiler just so you won't try to zoom into a SFW image and then unwillingly see the NSFL ones at the bottom, if you're gonna go in, you're gonna go in deep.

Spoiler: NSFL content

Spoiler: Last warning

Here he is hilting a dildo that's as big and thick as a fire extinguisher:

Here he is shoving an entire custom mold of a 2 liter bottle up his ass:

With video:

And here's a step of the process of making them (his dildo collection is gigantic btw):

Here he is taking two gigantic horsecock dildos up his ass at once:

And a convo from that post with a very interesting meme he posted:

Here he fantasizes about repeating history:

Here's his furcon dildo bag:

That the TSA agents have unfortunately seen:

Oh yeah he does take multiple luggage bags full of gigantic dildos.

There's more degeneracy on that account that might or might not be worth archiving, and that might or might not be DFE'd due to the ongoing lolsuit. Hopefully the lack of activity since 2016 implies he forgot the credentials for it so he can't really DFE it. If there were any working Twitter archival tools that I'd know of I'd just batch archive it all. I think this small sample is enough though.

Varka's asshole is very much like that of Filthy Frank's:

And it's all documented in excruciating detail by him.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I parked a Buick in Varka’s ass once ten years ago and haven’t seen it since.

 

[Barry Williams]

This is a huge stretch by Bad Dragon.

lmao

Because a dildo is not a dog, therefore having sex with a dildo is not illegal.

I have it on good authority that Varka is a big fan of this fake TED Talk from The Onion:

Bad Dragon has been known to live cast their products

Bad Dragon doesn't live cast, their toys are 3D sculpted digitally. You're thinking of their competition, Exotic Erotics, who proudly proclaim on their product pages that they are live casts.

Hopefully the lack of activity since 2016 implies he forgot the credentials for it so he can't really DFE it.

Varka actually stopped using social media altogether back around that time when things got too heated regarding Bad Dragon's (and by proxy, his) reputation. He wasn't able to post anything without being harassed and jeered at by people on the sidelines. He just up and left without erasing his accounts, leaving them to instead rot.

 

[scallion]

an alternative Twitter account where he shoves gigantic dildos up his ass

I permit this degeneracy for the consequences of his actions against his own body will be incredibly funny.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Someone better get Nick Rekieta on the phone and tell him he's got another shot at making a fat stack livestreaming the proceeding. Maybe BD will win and he can pitch them a design for Dragon Balldo Z

Subscribe to his Locals to get exclusive reviews and comparisons of all models.

If he's lucky, he'll become an expert witness. It'll be his big break into the furry fandom.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm just imagining the jury questioning that would happen ...

"Do you currently or have you ever had a massive plastic dildo shoved up your ass and/or twat?"

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Will this set a precedent on if you can copyright a cock? If Bad Dodongos some how proves that the defendant copied there imitation penises could traditional dildo manufacturers claim suits over there design? Imagine hundreds of court case of "your honor both white taliwackers are circumcised, 7 inches long, 3 inches in diameter and clearly bend to the left, this is a clearly the same ding-a-ling as my client's and allowing its sale is miscarriage of justice set forth by Bold Dragoon vs the SS".

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

It's even better than that.

In the filing, BD is requesting a jury trial.

There's a non-zero chance that among twelve jurors, there will be one raging whore who's going to make the court smell like a fish market.

 

[Mikoyan]

Will this set a precedent on if you can copyright a cock? If Bad Dodongos some how proves that the defendant copied there imitation penises could traditional dildo manufacturers claim suits over there design? Imagine hundreds of court case of "your honor both white taliwackers are circumcised, 7 inches long, 3 inches in diameter and clearly bend to the left, this is a clearly the same ding-a-ling as my client's and allowing its sale is miscarriage of justice set forth by Bold Dragoon vs the SS".

I'm wondering about this and how they'll play case law. This is like the actual reason I'm interested in this. Going to be funny.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

"Sir, you've been summoned for the Dragon Dildo case."

 

[DumbDude43]

H

A big question I have is... If your dildos are zoophilic and beastiality in nature.. how do you explain this in a court of law...? How does the court of law even take you seriously... ? Can the court just shut them down since they are zoophilic in nature and beastiality is illegal? Please some one explain. These are the real questions

bestiality is illegal, that just means fucking an actual IRL animal is illegal, nothing more. they can't use that law to do anything about dragon dildos.

 

[Rungle]

Your honor, dragons are mythical creatures, did you ever see a dragon penis? No? I rest my case.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

I did not have furry dildo legal battles on my bingo card for 2024. This year has been something else, and there's still nine months for more hilarity.

 

[Yamamura]

Your honor, dragons are mythical creatures, did you ever see a dragon penis? No? I rest my case.

I guess you could call that a phallus-y

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Bwahahaha, reminds me of when I was looking for a good reason to spend extra money on platinum-cure silicone mason jar gaskets and found a YT channel who perfectly explained why platinum-cured is better but he was specifically referring to dildos.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Uhh seems like a pretty fucking bad idea to subject a jury to bestiality STLs

 

[Grug]

I have to respect a business owner who's willing to test his own products, but I don't think the comparison sets on the previous page looked very similar. I pity the jurors who get summoned and have no idea what knowledge they're about to be cursed with.

 

[Murry Loon]

Did you know that Varka, the owner of Bad Dragon, e621 and Dragonfruit, a furry online advertisement company, has an alternative Twitter account where he shoves gigantic dildos up his ass?

oo i get to post this again
soundtrack, put this on before scrolling through the spoilers:

 

[Black Man Underwear]

This is what we get for letting furries thrive in the open.

P.S. Can I get some money? I don't have any furry dildos but the companies involved simply existing has caused me emotional damages.