Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Juhlonduss said:
I know Sumo AI songs are kinda played out, but they just let the free account plebs have access to custom lyrics and v3 of their model.
I have written the best BossmanJack country song of all time.

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I sold my Jeep for a crack rock, and a little gamba sesh
When I come up fat, think I'll buy me a Civic next
I owe out my entire Kick check, the juicers are all turning rat
Unless Eddie flips the switch, like a fucking bitch, I'll surely be up fat!

Bitch you know me, I love to gamba
Nihgurr, you know I love slots
Bitch you know me, I'm a gambler
I'll gamble until my body drops

Now Evil Eddie, you son of a bitch
I saws you lookin' at that ol' switch
Gonna make me fucking lose it all
Yup there it goes, FUK MY LIFE! I just lost it all!
FUKMYLIFE
FUKMYLIFE
FUK MY LIEF
FUK ME LIFE
FCUK EM ILEF
FUKUM E LIFF
FUK MY LIFE
AHHHH!
Ok, now I'm back, I am calm now, sorry chat, I didn't mean it
I just get emotional some times
You know, a real man shows his emotions
I'm not a fake bitch like some other streamers
Gambling with fake money
I'm all raw, real balance here, baby
Suck my hairy ballsack if you think Bossmanjack plays with fake money
Eddie is a rigger
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This song has no right being this good, almost choked to death laughing.
 
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Kees H said:
Long clip, but Austin just played CS2, got in a fight with a teammate and got mad at the teammate (while they were laughing his asses off). He kills the teammate, starts arguing with them, and ends up getting timed out for trying to kill another teammate. 7 day competitive cooldown is IN, CS2 BANS SQUIRTING.

Oh, and he fixed his mic. So the volume is all over the place again. Just a warning.

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I'm laughing my ass off that Bossman kills a team mate because he wants to be juiced in a videogame :story:

Blagher said:
In another life, Austin is just a shitty CoD player that swats his enemies.
Actually, I don't understand why fucking someone's mom is "roasting", especially when he says he spent $x to do it.

And do they nerf team damage in CS2 or something or is Bossman really that terrible that he can unload that many shotgun rounds and not kill a dude
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CoD players swatted their enemies?

padwawd said:
You do less team damage, but it's till not that hard to TK with the M1014, just wonky shots.
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Speaking from experience I see lmao
 
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bmj star wars posts in his discord after losing yet another loan. He's THOUSANDS in debt. No one can help him anymore unless its with interest.
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His weird paypigs or under cover rats try to make the lenders look bad. Why aren't they giving bossman free money? He only makes $500,000 a year now.
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bmj then reveals he paid over $2000 in interest this month.
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He's soda pressed. He has a kick payment of $18,000 coming in on Monday and then Stake pays him $8,000 on Tuesday. Streaming is the hardest job in the world don't tell me it isn't! Type a 1 in the chat if you agree.
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30 minutes later he comes back and gets a $50 juicer from his bestie saivion and $35 from terpsauce. He does some slots for a little but inevitably goes back to his one true love, stake originals. Makes $50 then immediately bets and loses the profit. This is the ending. The DARKEST thoughts.


After attacking lenders for charging interest bmj begs someone to lend him money. He even offers $50 interest. Goes off on someone for saying not everyone has money to share.
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It finally happened. He broke the wooden dining room chair


He started streaming, minutes later, with a new wooden chair and got felted again. Tongue of rage pokes out and he's close to smashing more shit
 
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good for him he moved on to being a whiny entitled tantrum thrower on the internet

if he acted like this with the type of people he used to associate with stealing guns and whatever someone woulda put him in the hospital or a grave
 
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In an alternate reality where White Christmas by Bing Crosby is about BMJ:

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where Derrick delivers and crack glisters
And Stake pays me big time

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every slot bonus I buy
May the wins be unforgettable
And the juice never dry

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where Derrick delivers and crack glisters
And Stake pays me big time

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every slot bonus I buy
May the wins be unforgettable
And the juice never dry

Or maybe where Frank Sinatra did a song about BMJ:

There's nothing here for me anymore
Rats took the hinges off my door
The buzz slowly infiltrates
As the rats.. they get their way
Just one more lucky spin..
God, I hope to see a win
There ain't nothing here no more
Nothing, not a door

What have they done to me?
I see those same faces every day
Not a single juicer I can see
Oh lord! What has gone wrong?
The crack was always flowing
Lately, it's been gone!
My life is swiftly going
Swiftly gone wrong

I hate to let them win
But the rats, they just persist
I can't stop myself no more
Keno's ruined me once more
I tried a bonanza big buy
But all I got was shame pie
It blew up right in my face
All those rats, they celebrate

There's nothing here for me anymore
Rats took the hinges off my door
The buzz slowly infiltrates
As the rats, they get their way
Just one more lucky spin
God, I hope to see a win
There ain't nothing here no more
Nothing, not a door
 
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Felt compilation from the last 12 hours of streams. 7 minutes of pure felt


@Magical Negro The door was never on the hinges. It doesn't fit. It has been propped up against the wall, and recently the doorway, for over a month

Bonus GIF. This is your mind on Dice (and crack)
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RATS! Next dining room chair would be obliterated soon. Make your bets for the next :lossmanjack: moment where he loses it all and break the upcoming chair.
Also, the door has seen some shit, consider his extreme immaturity and gambling brainrot, might be ready to be broken at any time, rats! :juice:

bro
i fuckin lost
i give up
fuckin kms
i dont wanna gamble anymore
gn :lossmanjack:
 
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