Why did Blobby's Murder Knife get banned?

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Blobby got two weeks for being an annoying retard and instantly made a sock so I upgraded it.

Bargain Bin Laden literally had six accounts in total.

I have no idea why you people feel entitled to special treatment. Stop being fucking retarded or go away.

Your gay little circle jerks mean nothing to me. I'm sorry your pet gross fat retarded old lady is a moron and shit on my door step. I'm not sorry for getting rid of her. She has never added anything positive to anything I've ever seen.
I love how fucking retarded you protestants are,
"The gates of hell won't ever prevail againts the church... Except that it totally did for over a thousand years till martin luther came around"
You follow the teachings of a man who made a promise to The Lord that he'd live his life in prayer and instead broke that oath because he wanted to get his dick wet.
Papist idolators get the rope. Can we quit the sectarian bullshit? As long as you believe in Christ you will be let into His kingdom, i don't care if you are a fenian cunt or proddy bastard
 
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I'm attempting to be as non-incendiary as possible and I hope you guys and girls can accept this in good faith.

You need to fundamentally understand that this is not a normal website. The mental, social, physical and financial cost of maintaining the site is beyond any other. Unlike other forums where the relationship is that of a public square and police officers, this is Null's house. We are all guests here. The expectation that he should enjoy or simply tolerate people shit-talking him, impugning his integrity, attacking his character and spreading lies about him on the site he sacrifices to maintain is fundamentally misguided. One of his core criteria for keeping the site up is that he's able to enjoy the website. Nobody wants guests that make them hate being in their house.

He also does not like scuffles and fights in his house, because he and his few active moderators have to break them up and listen to both the winner and loser cry about it requesting some kind of remedy. Consistently making slapfight threads, call-out threads, hate threads etc is not going to please the house owner. You are creating work for him. Running this forum is not a fun thing he does when he feels like it, it's his job and may very well be his legacy. He's also annoyed by low-quality, unfunny high volume activity in his house - nobody wants some retard sitting on the couch exclaiming unfunny non sequiturs when something else is being discussed.

You also need to understand we are not faceless atoms. This isn't Twitter or a court of law, you are not an atom, you are all recognizable and have behaviors and patterns that are seen and often felt. These factors make the difference in how heavy handed action against you may be.

If you really internalize all of this most of the moderator action becomes clear.
 
i see where you're coming from with the house metaphor and i agree with pretty much everything you are saying but a website like this is a little pointless if there's only one user, and if you're going to deal with other human beings you're going to have to be realistic about, well, dealing with flawed human beings, who see things differently than you do, and have different interests, no matter how skilled you are with pruning and curating

for the most part i find moderator activity here to be surprisingly even handed, but it's a waste of energy to try and make a square peg fit in a round hole, and sometimes you can achieve results opposite of what you want by trying to foster a particular userbase, feedback requires a sender and a recipient, and both interpret data, and you are correct, we are not atomized, we have agency, and self awareness
 
If you really internalize all of this most of the moderator action becomes clear.
Again you have to be full retard to not also know that, and in BBLs case I understand why they don’t want him back the other two precedents though that are being set are the ones that are scary.

1. Other posters who I’d argue were more disruptive are allowed to stay and as much as I like sgg (I forget his name but the one who says he’s not a gnome) fed posted and had law involved. Yet one guy makes a couple of accounts to troll and he’s ban world forever

2. The odd circumstances that blobby was banned for, I’ve been trying to get a straight answer but no one would answer me and not even blobby knows why she was banned. I think there’s some factors at play that I don’t want to spell out but it can be detrimental for the site in the future, especially in decisions making.

But it’s starting to really feel like the ending of Chinatown if you ever seen the movie.
 
A lotta stuff
I appreciate what you're saying to me I really do, but my point I'm trying to make is why go after the guy who's obviously making a joke for the crime of making a joke?

You will find that me funnin with everyone else is commonly what my posts are about, and Nulls little bitch fit towards me could have only come from two things: because I made a Protestant/Catholic joke that was so obvious literally everyone knew what I was doing, and thinking about it harder someone said something obviously combative to the theme of the post and I said "remind me, how did you get that little pink triangle next to your name again?" which in my opinion is HILARIOUS, and a bunch of other users thought so too.

So either way, the little tantrum over whatever I posted and shrieking the word retard at me at my notifications it's not only unhelpful because I don't know which post made him have a bitch fit, but it's also a really pussy and ineffective way to run your shit.
 
Papist idolators get the rope. Can we quit the sectarian bullshit? As long as you believe in Christ you will be let into His kingdom, i don't care if you are a fenian cunt or proddy bastard
Sure buddy we can all get along

as long as you accept the fact that everyone knows, not thinks, KNOWS Protestant religions are wrong. Scientology has a better chance of being right than Protestants. Being a Protestant literally stems from Catholics taking what they wanted out of the Catholic religion and cherry-picking and looking at everything else and saying yeah I'm not going to do all that. They are diet Catholics who refused to play by the rules and accept the fact that there has been a lineage from Christ all the way to the pope today.

Dumb fucking diet Catholics.
 
i see where you're coming from with the house metaphor and i agree with pretty much everything you are saying but a website like this is a little pointless if there's only one user, and if you're going to deal with other human beings you're going to have to be realistic about, well, dealing with flawed human beings, who see things differently than you do, and have different interests, no matter how skilled you are with pruning and curating

for the most part i find moderator activity here to be surprisingly even handed, but it's a waste of energy to try and make a square peg fit in a round hole, and sometimes you can achieve results opposite of what you want by trying to foster a particular userbase, feedback requires a sender and a recipient, and both interpret data, and you are correct, we are not atomized, we have agency, and self awareness
I agree. I have disagreed with Null's actions more than a few times. I'm just aiming to provide some insight into why things are the way they are.

>but it's a waste of energy to try and make a square peg fit in a round hole

The same thing that allows the site to stay up is what leads to this. Null is extremely stubborn and has incredible determination. The kind of person that does things like create his own cloudflare isn't going to let go of his vision.

Again you have to be full retard to not also know that, and in BBLs case I understand why they don’t want him back the other two precedents though that are being set are the ones that are scary.

1. Other posters who I’d argue were more disruptive are allowed to stay and as much as I like sgg (I forget his name but the one who says he’s not a gnome) fed posted and had law involved. Yet one guy makes a couple of accounts to troll and he’s ban world forever

2. The odd circumstances that blobby was banned for, I’ve been trying to get a straight answer but no one would answer me and not even blobby knows why she was banned. I think there’s some factors at play that I don’t want to spell out but it can be detrimental for the site in the future, especially in decisions making.

But it’s starting to really feel like the ending of Chinatown if you ever seen the movie.
I didn't want to litigate individual cases because we all have incomplete information, but let's do it my friend.

1. SIGSEGV's exile was long off that single post.He was a productive user before that. After some time he asked if he could return, and was allowed to. Even permanent bans aren't permanent if you wait and ask nicely. Indefinite is a better description. Socking is a hard rule on the forum. BBL had 5 accounts and was using them to subvert restrictions placed on his main account. They were not just innocent fun in addition to being rule-breaking. There's nothing stopping BBL from asking in a few months to be reinstated. He however would have a lower success rate than most, because he's viewed as an over sexualized non-productive unfunny user by most of the people here. Despite me liking him, that's the reality.

2. I didn't want to speak ill of Blobby. She has for the past few months been annoying Null in particular. Posting about being a back seat moderator, calling him "retard admin", fostering negativity towards him by acting like he's the Boogeyman, being involved in notable slapfights and generally being an annoying very attention seeking high-volume user. This is not a court of law, it is very likely she was banned for being a bad guest. I think I have an idea of what the things you want to spell out are, and I can say probably, but not for the motivations that are commonly repeated.
 
Sure buddy we can all get along

as long as you accept the fact that everyone knows, not thinks, KNOWS Protestant religions are wrong. Scientology has a better chance of being right than Protestants. Being a Protestant literally stems from Catholics taking what they wanted out of the Catholic religion and cherry-picking and looking at everything else and saying yeah I'm not going to do all that. They are diet Catholics who refused to play by the rules and accept the fact that there has been a lineage from Christ all the way to the pope today.

Dumb fucking diet Catholics.
While i was baptized catholic and the other half of my family is protestant i still don't have any firm opinions on how either side is heretical in their ways and customs and i also know very little about the history of the church. I think that sectarian bullshit is mainly an anglo thing, i really don't care about it, i am alright with anyone that believes Christ is the Lord and the Light. This infighting between christian denominations just furthers the agenda of muslims and the small hat tribe, as @Gangstalker #32194 (i think it was him) already correctly remarked in an earlier post.
 
While i was baptized catholic and the other half of my family is protestant i still don't have any firm opinions on how either side is heretical in their ways and customs and i also know very little about the history of the church. I think that sectarian bullshit is mainly an anglo thing, i really don't care about it, i am alright with anyone that believes Christ is the Lord and the Light. This infighting between christian denominations just furthers the agenda of muslims and the small hat tribe, as @Gangstalker #32194 (i think it was him) already correctly remarked in an earlier post.
stop trying to rationalize it and go with the bit
 
I appreciate what you're saying to me I really do, but my point I'm trying to make is why go after the guy who's obviously making a joke for the crime of making a joke?

You will find that me funnin with everyone else is commonly what my posts are about, and Nulls little bitch fit towards me could have only come from two things: because I made a Protestant/Catholic joke that was so obvious literally everyone knew what I was doing, and thinking about it harder someone said something obviously combative to the theme of the post and I said "remind me, how did you get that little pink triangle next to your name again?" which in my opinion is HILARIOUS, and a bunch of other users thought so too.

So either way, the little tantrum over whatever I posted and shrieking the word retard at me at my notifications it's not only unhelpful because I don't know which post made him have a bitch fit, but it's also a really pussy and ineffective way to run your shit.
I don't really know the context of your moderator actions first hand so it's hard to comment. When you talk to the old-timers, some will tell you that threads had a much lower noise to signal ratio back in the day. That these days a lolcow thread is 80% low effort jokes and repeated takes vs actual meaningful information or discussion of the cow. This happens even more when a thread is featured. Inevitably some comments are deemed so banal, unfunny or non-contributory that they are removed for "shitting up the thread". Q&A is a designated fun-posting board. The Lolcow boards are taken much more seriously and "noise" normally has to be of a certain quality to stay up. You're also new, which means very little courtesy and looking-the-other-way will be afforded to you.

I fully agree that the moderator messages are not helpful and they are definitely ineffective.
 
BECAUSE SHE WAS SOCKING
She made the sock after getting her Blobby account banned.
You are not a trustworthy source on Blobby, you are a Lidl defender and flappy flaps suckler, so you are biased against her critics.
Whatever Blobby did for her original ban, we don't know, and we will probably not find out.
 
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