Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Chongqing]

MTV never contacted Chantal.. she has absolutely everything you need to make one of their hit, trashy TV shows

Can you imagine a show about Chantal made for 12 year old kids?

Think about it.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Chantal is lying about her birthday. This was posted about 12 hours ago.

You can lie to yourself but you can’t lie to us, Piggo.




EDIT: Didn't she say Salah was going to play the keyboard on her birthday?

If her birthday was on the 24th, wouldn't that video have been posted before she got the strike?

Chantal, you are too stupid to play this game.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Hey Mariham, where's your children? Where's that child you managed to conceive before they took out your broke ass uterus?

Another Happy 40, Chantal! Hoping Salah pinches your cheeks like a toddler today!

 

[draculasestateagent]

Well on one hand I want to say I'm shocked she's made it to 40, but on the other the human body is extremely resilient (until it isn't). Happy Birthday chins, can't wait to see what loving and caring gesture your "huzzband" has in store for you today.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I wanted to look back at what was going on with Chantal a year ago on her birthday.
What a surprise! She was raging.
For anyone who wants to take a sentimental journey,
start around pages 7688-ish.

Happy Birthday, Chantal. If you don't get your shit together, it may be your last. Which would be sad, for numerous reasons.

 

[A borscht-on]

I've been here for a handful of years and love all you whip-smart Farmers, but even this Kuwait bullshit couldn't really get me to write much about our rotting, festering, revolting kween. So I'll just say that I do not wish her a happy anything, but that I have all the respect and admiration for YOU guys, sticking it out and still being here and just as dumbfounded as I am that this abomination of nature has made it to 40 years of age.

It really doesn't make sense. Darwinism should have taken over ages ago. She is legitimately retarded, offensive, and dying from the inside out, yet four decades have passed and Chantal stubbornly, spitefully, mockingly goes on. I guess that's why she's the greatest lolcow of them all.

Thanks for all the laffs and insight, you guys. Let's see how this next year plays out.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

It’s wild we are all speculating she is on a YouTube strike, or visa run, when the truth is her loving husband has probably whisked her off on an extravagant surprise for her 40th!

That’s why she can’t be on her phone to post a video or even a community tab!
He knows she can’t spend this milestone birthday with her family who love her so much (especially her younger sister!) so he will have pushed the boat out and have surprised her with a birthday to remeber!

Just picture it, gorls!
She’s probably halfway round Venice in a gondola, as we seethe over her whereabouts! Or soaring skyward in a beautiful, romantic hot air balloon ride over the desert with her man! Who knows what special plan he has for this big birthday?

It definitely would be a big deal if he let it pass with very little fanfare. It would be very embarrassing, wouldn’t it? Even if she said birthdays weren‘t a big thing in his culture, we would know her feelings would be hurt.

 

[Constellationzero]

Chantal is lying about her birthday. This was posted about 12 hours ago.

You can lie to yourself but you can’t lie to us, Piggo.


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EDIT: Didn't she say Salah was going to play the keyboard on her birthday?

If her birthday was on the 24th, wouldn't that video have been posted before she got the strike?

Chantal, you are too stupid to play this game.

I thought her zodiac sign was fries.

 

[Obligatory Butt Shot]

A few basic facts:

1. Chantal LIES.

2. Chantal is not clever (there Is no 12D chess being played with her lack of videos or online presence)

3. Strike or not: The second Chins can go live, she will go live. If she is actually suspended from Youtube she has a perfectly good TWITCH channel where she can scream and holler about the injustices she’s currently suffering because Haydurs (and Youtube if she is suspended ) are Islamophobic, UGLY, body shaming, trailer (or basement) dwelling weirdos who are all just jealous morons! Hey guise, don’t ya know what an amazing life and totally real marriage looks like; Where’s your man?

4. I have my BINGO dobber hovering over the ”SURPRISE! I’m in Canada” square but I’m equally fine marking off the “Disappears for few days for border run” square. Also, there IS the off chance I could be marking off MAJOR MEDICAL emergency (Six of this, half doze of the other). Yallah!

 

[lol cow supreme]

Just skimmed the Sarault/Landry facebooks and not a single mention of Cutie on her 40th BDAY! What white women dont plaster about birthdays all over social media? For that matter what woman's birthday isnt at least a week long afair, let alone a milestone like a 40th...

In either case, Happy Birthday Chantal! Not only are you fat, vile, ugly, unloved, and infertile buffalo..but now according to you also an OLD AS DIRT fat, vile, ugly, unloved, and interfile buffalo. Cheers

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Can you imagine a show about Chantal made for 12 year old kids?

Think about it.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Just skimmed the Sarault/Landry facebooks and not a single mention of Cutie on her 40th BDAY!

Really? Not even from her family?

I have relatives who are old as dirt but I'll be damned if any major life event doesn't include goofy but loving announcements and messages from them. Birthdays are just a natural given.

Tsk tsk. How sad.

 

[FatalTater]

Not to get anyone's hopes up, but from what I remember about the Cuba rage, part of what fed into it was a storm that knocked out the internet for most of a day.
Chantal was without her hug box, and it added a level of stress-fuel to the fire.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It’s wild we are all speculating she is on a YouTube strike, or visa run, when the truth is her loving husband has probably whisked her off on an extravagant surprise for her 40th!

There is no speculation about the visa run. She has to do it before April 2. The only speculation is whether she did it in the last two weeks or is doing it now. I thought it made more sense to having it done a while ago, but @MirnaMinkoff pointed out that Chantal would want to wait to the last second before doing the run. Regardless, it means that her next visa run will be sometime in June before July 2, during the hottest period of the year in Kuwait. Of course, she might be in Canada by then.

There is also speculation on whether he live there of not. My view is that he is not for just the fact that she keeps the flat temperature at 15C. Most people that have been raise in the Middle East would be comfortable if the temperature was 25-30C. If the flat was at 15C, he would be absolutely freezing.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Maybe SiPhyllis and Kim finally started using some OpSec on Facebook and that’s why there’s no mentions or photos on Facebook .

 

[VirginMary]

Ring is back on!
Happy birthday gorl!

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Imagine spending your whole life worrying about what your image is on social media. I'm reminded of when she put heavily filtered images of herself on IG with one of her sock accounts posting "So beautiful." An inauthentic life isn't much of a life.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Imagine spending your whole life worrying about what your image is on social media. I'm reminded of when she put heavily filtered images of herself on IG with one of her sock accounts posting "So beautiful." An inauthentic life isn't much of a life.

I always figured a lot of that was spite driven. She's always despised alogs and reactors no matter how small so in order to own the haters she'll flex whatever she thinks they'd be jealous of at any given time. There's some kind of strategy that goes on in that mangled pea brain of hers that only she can comprehend.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Birthday cake mukbang?

 

[often puzzled]

FFG has dropped a birthday bombshell in the form of Salah's texts to KaiBella, set to the music of Salad's happy birthday keyboard serenade. No new info, of course, but it's good to see KaiBella texts in one place . . . and there's no way it won't get under gunty's extremely thin skin.