Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Whirus]

Imagine getting called for jury duty and this is your case.

I feel bad for anyone in the jury lol

 

[Jeb Bush]

Who's ready for a good ole degenerate lolsuit slapfight?
(ty to the fren who brought this to my attention BTW, good find)

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Court Docs: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...rprises-incorporated-v-sinsaint-incorporated/

Spoiler: A better explanation

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https://bsky.app/profile/rahaeli.bsky.social/post/3kodgkx57dm2f

Bad Dragon vs. SinSaint, and some light-making of the situation has already begun:

Spoiler: Gross

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TLDR; "N-no! You-you can't just rip off MY animal dildos because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!"

Post-Feature Edit:
Have some useful links,
The "plagiarism" in question here and here
What Varka, the owner of BD does in his spare time
A brief history of BDE owned companies

This is THE lawsuit, that current day Rekieta, should cover and could even add valuable insights to.

His knowledge of the law, might not be the best, but I bet that out of all the people who passed the Bar Exam, he has the most experience, with objects of the "shove up the ass" variety - be it balldos, whiskey bottles and whatever else Drex leaves beside his wifes bed.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

You really got to feel for Bad Dragon they were already losing money to the 2nd hand market now they're getting ripped offView attachment 5854957

Apparently HIV doesn't last more than a few minutes in the open air but how many horrible bacterial and fungal infections have been spread by the second hand furry dildo market.

Kind of like how doctors in the 70s and 80s kept being baffled by all these diseases showing up in men that had previously only been seen in farm animals.

 

[Secret Boots]

"My dog dildo is more original than yours!"
"No, MINE is the real dog dildo! You're just a copycat!"
"I'm pressing charges because you clearly COPIED my design!"

What the fuck is wrong wi- Actually, never mind, this is fucking hilarious. Carry on furries.

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

I hate to say it, but this thread is reminding me of the very short time I spent playing Second Life.

I was just wandering around at random, found this cool looking building someone had designed like a corporate headquarters. Seemed really neat, but it was in one of the mostly public areas of the game and was locked down like Fort Knox. Locked doors and weird elevators and all kinds of stuff, but nobody was around. So I took it as a challenge and horseed around trying to clip through stuff until I figured out how to get inside.

I'm not talking about what was in there, but it probably needs to be cited as evidence in this lawsuit I'm guessing. These people are freaks.

makes me think about when i first tried vrchat and the second place i visited ended up being some kind of furry con building and cringed away to some room i didn't bother checking was empty, to find some kind of fat dragoness model doing some kind of anal vore on some hl2 baby dolls and neon dildos the thickness of a cyclist's thigh

 

[OffRecord]

Defense Lawyer - “Your honor, the defense would like to summon Ian Kchinski, also known as Vaush, as an expert witness on animal genitalia.”

Vaush - “Your honor, let me open up this power point presentation I have. Shit, these are my taxes.”

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

Alright people, give it to me straight. This seems like the place to ask. I've always been wanting to know this since childhood.
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How does this work? Perhaps I don't want to know.

donkey dick, simple as

 

[Ass to Ass]

"Your honor I would like to bring up Exhibit A, a dogs penis."

"Wait a minute, aren't you that white girl I sentenced to jail time for having sex with a dog? How the fuck did you get a law degree?"

Defense Lawyer - “Your honor, the defense would like to summon Ian Kchinski, also known as Vaush, as an expert witness on animal genitalia.”

Vaush - “Your honor, let me open up this power point presentation I have. Shit, these are my taxes.”

"Mister Kchinski, can you tell me how this given product accurately recreates a dog's penis in a way that no other product can?"

"Your Honor, my apologies. My expertise on the subject of products resembling animal genitals extends only to products resembling horse genitals."

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

This culture and society are utterly beyond redemption. Any sane society would have stamped these vices out. At the very least the problem of "unsympathetic plaintiff" ought to have dissuaded attorneys from filing this lawsuit because even if there are legitimate legal claims, the chances of a jury looking kindly on the client are nill.

Finally, consider the sales involved to make hundreds of thousands in legal fees viable. That is how many people are into this stuff.

i remember that the average salary of the BD worker is about 130k yearly, and that their yearly earnings was around 16-30M yearly

 

[Psychonaut]

MOD EDIT:
Welcome to another Animal Control feature! Today's sticker is . If you just want to make a post about how much you hate furries and the fact they disgust you, as does everyone, consider just hitting the reaction for this post instead.

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Who's ready for a good ole degenerate lolsuit slapfight?
(ty to the fren who brought this to my attention BTW, good find)

View attachment 5853781
https://bsky.app/profile/orcishlaw.bsky.social/post/3kod23atdx42x (sign in required to view)

Court Docs: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...rprises-incorporated-v-sinsaint-incorporated/

Spoiler: A better explanation

View attachment 5853798

https://bsky.app/profile/rahaeli.bsky.social/post/3kodgkx57dm2f

Bad Dragon vs. SinSaint, and some light-making of the situation has already begun:

Spoiler: Gross

View attachment 5853797

TLDR; "N-no! You-you can't just rip off MY animal dildos because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!"

Post-Feature Edit:
Have some useful links,
The "plagiarism" in question here and here
What Varka, the owner of BD does in his spare time
A brief history of BDE owned companies

I am so sorry for the judge that has to see this shit. Let’s hope that he is mentally okay after court. Fuck Bad Dragon btw.

 

[evilsponge]

Imagine getting called for jury duty and this is your case.

I feel bad for anyone in the jury lol

Are you kidding me I can't think of a funnier way to get through jury duty

 

[crowabunga]

So what sort of —ahem— "probing" questions would potential jurors be asked to ensure they are unbiased?

 

[DumbDude43]

Defense Lawyer - “Your honor, the defense would like to summon Ian Kchinski, also known as Vaush, as an expert witness on animal genitalia.”

Vaush - “Your honor, let me open up this power point presentation I have. Shit, these are my taxes.”

>your honor, to settle any questions about accuracy and realism, please refer to exhibit G
>exhibit G: mister_hands.mp4

 

[Ed Special]

If I were called for jury duty in this case, I'd straight up walk into the jury selection interview and say "Jury nullification, now can I go home?" before the lawyers even get a chance to ask my name.

 

[JenkemHuffer69]

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how was my client to know that including a knot on a dragon penis would be an infringement? They could just look like that, as far as we know.

”You’re Dragon Jimmy! And Dragon Jimmy I can handle just fine. But Dragon Jimmy equipped with the quip “Dragon Deez Nuts” is like a chimp with a machine gun! The English language is sacred! If you abuse that power, people can get really annoyed!”

”…My most esteemed lady judge, fine members of the jury. I ask you to note that my brother, Charles…”Chuck” McGill…claims to have a very particular allergy. To something as common as Bad Dragon Fucklube. Now. Will Mr. McGill please check the contents of his front pocket?”

*pulls out a huge pulsing fucking dragon dildo as large as a watermelon out of his shirt pocket, drops it in complete shock*

”What is this nonsense?! A fucklubed raptor gland 08?! Only an AMATEUR could select such an inferior dinocock! James, oh the sweet brother James, our parents always believed your lies! ”This is Charles dragon anal gland, I swear” well NO LONGER! I AM NOT GAY! I DO NOT ENJOY FUCKING AND SUCKING COCK AND BALLS AND CUM AND FORESKIN AND ROOT AND SHAFT! I AM ALLERGIC! NOT ONLY TO BAD DRAGON FUCKLUBE BUT TO THE VERY THOUGHT OF TWO MEN HOLDING HANDS IN A MORE THAN FRIENDLY WAY! SLICKIN’ JIMMY, WHAT A JOKE!

I KNOW he swapped those numbers! I know it was 80085, the number that spells “boobs” on a calculator. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just couldn’t prove it! You think this is bad? This.. this cuckfuckery? He’s done worse! He defecated through a gloryhole! And I SAVED HIM! I shouldn’t have.. I took him into my own ass! He’ll never change, ever since he was 59, always the same. Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cumbox.

“But not our Jimmy, couldn’t be our precious little Jimmy!”… fucking them blind while wearing MY custom tailored velociraptor fursuit. And HE gets to be the admin for r/vibratinghorsecocks? What a SICK joke.”

 

[thebigbad]

MOD EDIT:
Welcome to another Animal Control feature! Today's sticker is . If you just want to make a post about how much you hate furries and the fact they disgust you, as does everyone, consider just hitting the reaction for this post instead.

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Who's ready for a good ole degenerate lolsuit slapfight?
(ty to the fren who brought this to my attention BTW, good find)

View attachment 5853781
https://bsky.app/profile/orcishlaw.bsky.social/post/3kod23atdx42x (sign in required to view)

Court Docs: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...rprises-incorporated-v-sinsaint-incorporated/

Spoiler: A better explanation

View attachment 5853798

https://bsky.app/profile/rahaeli.bsky.social/post/3kodgkx57dm2f

Bad Dragon vs. SinSaint, and some light-making of the situation has already begun:

Spoiler: Gross

View attachment 5853797

TLDR; "N-no! You-you can't just rip off MY animal dildos because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!"

Post-Feature Edit:
Have some useful links,
The "plagiarism" in question here and here
What Varka, the owner of BD does in his spare time
A brief history of BDE owned companies

Here’s hoping that the courts see reason and not subject everyone to the horro of x animal penis.

 

[SilentDuck]

So what sort of —ahem— "probing" questions would potential jurors be asked to ensure they are unbiased?

"If you could be any animal which one would it be and why?"

"Do you have a slackholes website rank?"

"Is $3000 for a fursuit too much or too little?"

 

[JesusChristDenton]

some kind of fat dragoness model doing some kind of anal vore on some hl2 baby dolls and neon dildos the thickness of a cyclist's thigh

I have multiple questions.

 

[Slav Power]

Also, if the owner of BD wasn't a faggot himself I would applaud him for not only making thousands of dollars from dumb furries but also for selling them things that will cause them to have to wear diapers by age 35.

But alas, he made the same mistake as Antonio Montana.

He got high on his own supply.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Apparently HIV doesn't last more than a few minutes in the open air but how many horrible bacterial and fungal infections have been spread by the second hand furry dildo market.

Kind of like how doctors in the 70s and 80s kept being baffled by all these diseases showing up in men that had previously only been seen in farm animals.

Hepatitis C can last for a couple weeks.
It's waaaay more contagious, & people don't generally know that.