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"delete your terabyteS of porn"
"ha he thinks you only have one terabyte"
"yeah i have two!"
What a couple of retards.
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I thought all of these fat soy retards were going to stop using X? Now here they are still stroking off to ratios or whatever.
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Call me R. L. STEIN because I got a Triple Header for your amusement and general information. Today the Qiwi Historical Society gathers for a trip down memory lane with some understated Quinton pieces of lore that we never talked about for a variety of reasons.
Blue Gem 'Not Lapis Lazuli' Muslim Queen invites you to come and enjoy the Quintonoise.
But first.
TL; DW (a short shouldn't be four and half minutes): Quinton uses his New Year's sharing that he fears his Fallen Titans on Internet Animation is the reason Dom Fera deleted The Lazer Collection and Tomska said mean things about the video. The Fera thing is somewhat funny because Quinton himself deleted a bunch of videos for the same reason Fera did, they didn't represent the brand anymore and garnered the wrong attention.
First Feature:
Years ago I made a post talking about Q's real filmmaking exploits and comparing them viewwise. Turns out I forgot this one and I never really checked it out until today.
Originally titled ' The Spaceship (201
'.* The titular spaceship looms over Versailles, KY and most of the footage are the reactions of people I assume were Q's friends from his media class days. Only the final scene at a Waffle House has any dialogue. If you ever made a short film with your mates, you have seen this one.
Waffle House has always been a very interesting part of Q's lore and location speculation, as they are primarily a Southern breakfast joint and they have no location in Iowa, where most of Q's fans may get the idea he is located. This short film iirc was intended or retroactively became an ode to this particular location, which was closed several years ago and in all likelihood was in KY.
Second Feature:
This one is something that we did discuss when it came out and I did include in my viewcount breakdown but I'm writing it because unlike Domingo, The Spanish Spaceship (201 (720p) Q credited everyone so you can learn the names of his friends.
Triple Feature:
And now, for the actual tease I left in my last post. A month ago Q was streaming and dedicated a segment to a retrospective on Quinton Leap, a short film he made in high school and that became the subject of the first Internet Historian' In The Field to have guests*, a video that has been expunged from IH canon and archived here.
Since this one's way longer than anything else in this post by a country mile I'm going to tell you what happens.
The first 12 minutes is just giving context, not about the short, but how his media class was. Quinton Leap was made into segments because every skit the media class made was 3 minutes tops, so he divided it into segments. It's filled with references to reels made by other students including the class' catchphrase about going to a Chinese buffet that only Quinton incorporated into his story. Quinton recognizes he came off as a pretentious prick back then about his technical prowess, he describes himself as a lone wolf when compared to how the rest of the class was organized in cliques. He namedrops three guys as the funny cool kids but only two matter: Brad, who appears in the Breaking Bad parody and Esteban, who told Q to his face he hated his guts. Later in the video Brad has a line and Q explains that most of his adlibs were offensive. Quinton was allowed to take this class for two years for some reason he doesn't know.
Pictured: The three guys Q talked about (Brad, Esteban and the other one whose name I forgot) and describes as 'comedy legends'. Brad is the one in the middle, Esteban is the one in the right.
The reason he streamed at that date was for this. He then says that the joke was that the VCR was one hour ahead so it doesn't make sense.
Quinton's acting is cheesy even for a Canadian kid sitcoms from the 90's, most of the cast is able to read the lines he presumably wrote with more fluency even if they remain pretty stiff. His directing is a little more ambitious as there was a special attention on getting the specific vibe of distinct eras, like how the effects of himself being electrocuted look. Q meant to open the first segment with 'A Day in The Life' in reverse. Q used footage from 1992 and there's this sequence when he rotoscopes himself, frame-by-frame, with GIMP on footage filmed with a VCR camera. Apparently he wrecked two VCR cameras during the filming of Quinton Leap. He bought a VHS font that later could be obtained by free.
He included one of the school's principals on the short and forced the three wise guys to adlib how much they hated her. They all come off as better actors than Q, even the principal does. After they read the note they just start to improvise whatever about how they don't believe Q is gone.
Same energy. Quinton is stuck in 1992 and about to graduate high school under the alias Clinton Clyde Hooper. He heads the media department and recieves the VCR that sent him to 1992 from a guy that is played by one of his mates and dubbed over by a teacher named Mr. Mastin. Q describes Mr. Mastin as intimidating, still has nightmares about him, and that they had a rift so Mr. Mastin refused to ever work with Q. I want you to understand that Q is interacting with a character that by design is being dubbed that still comes off more organically than him, since Q ADR'd himself but his mouth doesn't match as well as the other guy. Q wrote himself as dismissive to the teacher that he admits fearing after said teacher builds a time machine out of a VCR.
Quinton returns to current year and nobody gives a fuck. He fucks off to the China Buffet to eat french fries and cruttons. That's a joke.
There's an after credits scene referencing Back to the Future when we see this car teleport as a PNG because Q didn't ask his dad to move it. Q used to sneak BTTF jokes on everything and Brad (who is in this frame) told him he was a hack.
If you don't want to sit through the whole thing you can jump to the 40:00 mark since Q just goes unfiltered and brings us full circle.
Q says that he wanted to be a filmmaker but was never good at it, might give it another shot soon. Quinton Leap is by far the most coherent thing he ever wrote and treasures the experience for hanging with the boys even though only Brad liked him.
He talks a bit about Quinton Reviews: The Movie, about how it only has 30k views and how it started as a statement about how lore movies suck but he started to enjoy the process.
Ofc it can't be a Quinton made anything without a pity party at the end all while singing the praises of Internet Comment Etiquette and how he has massive trust issues he thinks are justified, he also thinks highly of Internet Today and ScottTheWoz. So he speaks highly of two big established creators that every couple of months tell him how great he is and a Reddit tier news show he watches everyday.
Based on Q's behaviour throughout the years I can't help but to come to the conclussion that Q was forcing himself into a clique and Esteban simply called him out.
So, there's another piece of Quinton media released in the last month I was meant to review but the post is too long as it is. See you next time.
* The short film will show either as The Spaceship (201 or Domingo.
* IH's In The Field had 3 phases: The first few episodes without guests, when he had guests and the last couple of episodes before the show was replaced by Comfy Incognitos. Quinton was the first guest.
Blue Gem 'Not Lapis Lazuli' Muslim Queen invites you to come and enjoy the Quintonoise.
But first.
First Feature:
Originally titled ' The Spaceship (201
'.* The titular spaceship looms over Versailles, KY and most of the footage are the reactions of people I assume were Q's friends from his media class days. Only the final scene at a Waffle House has any dialogue. If you ever made a short film with your mates, you have seen this one.
Waffle House has always been a very interesting part of Q's lore and location speculation, as they are primarily a Southern breakfast joint and they have no location in Iowa, where most of Q's fans may get the idea he is located. This short film iirc was intended or retroactively became an ode to this particular location, which was closed several years ago and in all likelihood was in KY.
Second Feature:
(720p) Q credited everyone so you can learn the names of his friends.Triple Feature:
And now, for the actual tease I left in my last post. A month ago Q was streaming and dedicated a segment to a retrospective on Quinton Leap, a short film he made in high school and that became the subject of the first Internet Historian' In The Field to have guests*, a video that has been expunged from IH canon and archived here.
The first 12 minutes is just giving context, not about the short, but how his media class was. Quinton Leap was made into segments because every skit the media class made was 3 minutes tops, so he divided it into segments. It's filled with references to reels made by other students including the class' catchphrase about going to a Chinese buffet that only Quinton incorporated into his story. Quinton recognizes he came off as a pretentious prick back then about his technical prowess, he describes himself as a lone wolf when compared to how the rest of the class was organized in cliques. He namedrops three guys as the funny cool kids but only two matter: Brad, who appears in the Breaking Bad parody and Esteban, who told Q to his face he hated his guts. Later in the video Brad has a line and Q explains that most of his adlibs were offensive. Quinton was allowed to take this class for two years for some reason he doesn't know.
Pictured: The three guys Q talked about (Brad, Esteban and the other one whose name I forgot) and describes as 'comedy legends'. Brad is the one in the middle, Esteban is the one in the right.
The reason he streamed at that date was for this. He then says that the joke was that the VCR was one hour ahead so it doesn't make sense.
Quinton's acting is cheesy even for a Canadian kid sitcoms from the 90's, most of the cast is able to read the lines he presumably wrote with more fluency even if they remain pretty stiff. His directing is a little more ambitious as there was a special attention on getting the specific vibe of distinct eras, like how the effects of himself being electrocuted look. Q meant to open the first segment with 'A Day in The Life' in reverse. Q used footage from 1992 and there's this sequence when he rotoscopes himself, frame-by-frame, with GIMP on footage filmed with a VCR camera. Apparently he wrecked two VCR cameras during the filming of Quinton Leap. He bought a VHS font that later could be obtained by free.
He included one of the school's principals on the short and forced the three wise guys to adlib how much they hated her. They all come off as better actors than Q, even the principal does. After they read the note they just start to improvise whatever about how they don't believe Q is gone.
Same energy. Quinton is stuck in 1992 and about to graduate high school under the alias Clinton Clyde Hooper. He heads the media department and recieves the VCR that sent him to 1992 from a guy that is played by one of his mates and dubbed over by a teacher named Mr. Mastin. Q describes Mr. Mastin as intimidating, still has nightmares about him, and that they had a rift so Mr. Mastin refused to ever work with Q. I want you to understand that Q is interacting with a character that by design is being dubbed that still comes off more organically than him, since Q ADR'd himself but his mouth doesn't match as well as the other guy. Q wrote himself as dismissive to the teacher that he admits fearing after said teacher builds a time machine out of a VCR.
Quinton returns to current year and nobody gives a fuck. He fucks off to the China Buffet to eat french fries and cruttons. That's a joke.
There's an after credits scene referencing Back to the Future when we see this car teleport as a PNG because Q didn't ask his dad to move it. Q used to sneak BTTF jokes on everything and Brad (who is in this frame) told him he was a hack.
If you don't want to sit through the whole thing you can jump to the 40:00 mark since Q just goes unfiltered and brings us full circle.
Q says that he wanted to be a filmmaker but was never good at it, might give it another shot soon. Quinton Leap is by far the most coherent thing he ever wrote and treasures the experience for hanging with the boys even though only Brad liked him.
He talks a bit about Quinton Reviews: The Movie, about how it only has 30k views and how it started as a statement about how lore movies suck but he started to enjoy the process.
Ofc it can't be a Quinton made anything without a pity party at the end all while singing the praises of Internet Comment Etiquette and how he has massive trust issues he thinks are justified, he also thinks highly of Internet Today and ScottTheWoz. So he speaks highly of two big established creators that every couple of months tell him how great he is and a Reddit tier news show he watches everyday.
Based on Q's behaviour throughout the years I can't help but to come to the conclussion that Q was forcing himself into a clique and Esteban simply called him out.
So, there's another piece of Quinton media released in the last month I was meant to review but the post is too long as it is. See you next time.
* The short film will show either as The Spaceship (201
or Domingo.* IH's In The Field had 3 phases: The first few episodes without guests, when he had guests and the last couple of episodes before the show was replaced by Comfy Incognitos. Quinton was the first guest.
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Time to use the shocking KF suicide tactics…
AHEM.
“You are a fat faggot with bitch tits”
Horrifying, I know.
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Didn't he literally say someone else should have been murdered in a bathroom a week ago?
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The four-part "Quiet on Set" documentary series about abuse of children at Nickelodeon just finished airing. It was the number one trend on Twitter both nights with other people featured in the doc also trending and has made national news and recieved positive reviews.
I had to check the tweets.
and that's it. There's nothing after it started airing because he realized that his channel is full of 200 hour documentaries downplaying the abuse!
Also LMAO.
https://archive.ph/wip/oYWXx
I had to check the tweets.
and that's it. There's nothing after it started airing because he realized that his channel is full of 200 hour documentaries downplaying the abuse!
Also LMAO.
https://archive.ph/wip/oYWXx
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A little late but are we just gonna ignore the fact that this dude turned down flowergothic for fucking contrapoints?
EDIT: WOW 56 REACTIONS THANKS FOR THE UPDOOTS!
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He's gay.
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Except for the likes of Joan Rivers, and she was gone 10 years ago.
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She specifically is so insane she made Quentin look like a mature adult, to the point people gained respect for him.
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As promised I'm going to recount something from a month ago, that was publicly available and had Q front and centre: The Smosh extended crew invited him to play Guess Who?
> Jump to 10:34 if you want to see the actual game. What comes before can be described as them recounting their own experience with Nickelodeon like they are a Christian Youth group.
> Shayne (the guy in the thumbnail) and a girl named Arasha are playing against Quinton and the other guy from the other Smosh crossover, Damien.
> Damien seems to have a major brocrush on Q. In the other video he was talking highly of the Nick videos, in this one he speaks of Quinton as the ultimate Nick lore knower and acting like they are going to wipe out Shayne and Arasha, even saying he doesn't need to try and be carried by Q two separate times.
> Each duo has a board and Q hoards the one assigned to him and his fan. At one point he just snaps it out of Damien's reach.
> Shayne covers his face a couple times and the editor chooses to portray it in what can only be described as disbelief and acceptance that despite being 30 and acting in a couple of Nick shows he is degraded to reading Reddit threads and playing board games for a living.
> After multiple botched questions (as in both teams discard each other's character multiple times) both teams resort to the old and true method of Battleship of just guessing until you eventually get it right. Q and Damien win after 5 misses. Shayne and Arasha had 6 misses.
> @24:00 The first question Shayne asks received a weird reaction by Q and at the request of Damien mid-game, once he won he gloated by explaining why the question was poorly formulated.
> Q explains further how Rex, the character Shayne failed to guess, was mildly racist eliciting laughter from the rest of the table. Shayne says later his favourite line from the Victorious video is "Beck is transphobic", which again throws everyone into a fit. Q's comedy is literally point at something from a decade ago and call it problematic.
> Quinton calls Big Time Rush 'Jonas but in Nickelodeon' as a burn but Ian's interns lay on their bellies and take it. I myself consider doxing him for this transgression.
> @31:30 Damien just says "is because fucking y'all are straight" when Shayne and Arasha are organising their suspects, which to me just means he is gay for Quinton. He then proceeds to formulate the question in the most cursed way possible: can 2012 Shayne beat his own character in a, in undies but not oiled up, deathmatch? This is followed by an animation of Shane being beaten All-Star Brawl style by multiple Nick sitcom characters.
> The camera director is having a fucking seizure trying to capture every Quinton soyface while keeping the hosts in frame.
> The second round ends quicker with another common Q W. Quinton is grinning like a retard while everyone else smiles like a normal person.
> Both times Shayne and Arasha lose the forest by the trees. He seems a bit salty, tells Arasha to 'step up' and asks for a winner-takes-all.
> Last round both teams get the same character, Carlos from BTR. Shayne asks Q and Damien if any of them would go on a date with their character, both say no. Ashara quickly takes Cat from Victorious and Kelly from BTR out, keeping the meme that Quinton is secretly racist alive.
> Game once again resorts to Battleship strategy but this time Shayne and Arasha win.
> The outro is Shayne telling us he met Ariana Grande and promising to play Guess Who? Garfield one day.
I take this as an indictment on how men born after 1995 think obeying the 'don't stick your dick in crazy' is a sign of maturity instead of just common sense.
> Quinton made a blowpiece on Contrapoints the week before VidCon 2019 to desperately try and befriend breadtubers since he had a fallout with the skeptics for reasons still unknown. He took a photo with Contra where Contra looks like Quinton is the one that raped him and apparently had no idea who Q was. Quinton deleted the video because even breadtube fans thought he was trying too hard, is archived in this thread.
> His actual failed lovequests are with abelina sabrina (as in he tried to console her after exposing Gus Johnson), Jenny Nicholson and Sarah Z (the saga even newfags know about).
> Flowegothic is a schizo but she wasn't as malicious as Q painted her out to be. She isn't an alcoholic, she just larps like Contra and Sarah Z drinking mid sentence. She leaked her own convos to prove Q was a shit boss. She was calling him out for 2 years and Q only responded when he noticed breadtubers were trying to gayop him.
> We have fucking essays on this thread about how Quinton didn't really defend himself as much as he wanted to humiliate her. His fans decided to run with the narrative she wanted to ruin him and eventually started to say Quinton was sexually harassed ON GOD.
> Reminder Turkey Tom used to shitpost here with us because he was salty Quinton dropped him.
EDIT: Here's the autistic masterpost my phat gyatt wrote about the Flowergothic saga.
> Shayne (the guy in the thumbnail) and a girl named Arasha are playing against Quinton and the other guy from the other Smosh crossover, Damien.
> Damien seems to have a major brocrush on Q. In the other video he was talking highly of the Nick videos, in this one he speaks of Quinton as the ultimate Nick lore knower and acting like they are going to wipe out Shayne and Arasha, even saying he doesn't need to try and be carried by Q two separate times.
> Each duo has a board and Q hoards the one assigned to him and his fan. At one point he just snaps it out of Damien's reach.
> Shayne covers his face a couple times and the editor chooses to portray it in what can only be described as disbelief and acceptance that despite being 30 and acting in a couple of Nick shows he is degraded to reading Reddit threads and playing board games for a living.
> After multiple botched questions (as in both teams discard each other's character multiple times) both teams resort to the old and true method of Battleship of just guessing until you eventually get it right. Q and Damien win after 5 misses. Shayne and Arasha had 6 misses.
> @24:00 The first question Shayne asks received a weird reaction by Q and at the request of Damien mid-game, once he won he gloated by explaining why the question was poorly formulated.
> Q explains further how Rex, the character Shayne failed to guess, was mildly racist eliciting laughter from the rest of the table. Shayne says later his favourite line from the Victorious video is "Beck is transphobic", which again throws everyone into a fit. Q's comedy is literally point at something from a decade ago and call it problematic.
> Quinton calls Big Time Rush 'Jonas but in Nickelodeon' as a burn but Ian's interns lay on their bellies and take it. I myself consider doxing him for this transgression.
> @31:30 Damien just says "is because fucking y'all are straight" when Shayne and Arasha are organising their suspects, which to me just means he is gay for Quinton. He then proceeds to formulate the question in the most cursed way possible: can 2012 Shayne beat his own character in a, in undies but not oiled up, deathmatch? This is followed by an animation of Shane being beaten All-Star Brawl style by multiple Nick sitcom characters.
> The camera director is having a fucking seizure trying to capture every Quinton soyface while keeping the hosts in frame.
> The second round ends quicker with another common Q W. Quinton is grinning like a retard while everyone else smiles like a normal person.
> Both times Shayne and Arasha lose the forest by the trees. He seems a bit salty, tells Arasha to 'step up' and asks for a winner-takes-all.
> Last round both teams get the same character, Carlos from BTR. Shayne asks Q and Damien if any of them would go on a date with their character, both say no. Ashara quickly takes Cat from Victorious and Kelly from BTR out, keeping the meme that Quinton is secretly racist alive.
> Game once again resorts to Battleship strategy but this time Shayne and Arasha win.
> The outro is Shayne telling us he met Ariana Grande and promising to play Guess Who? Garfield one day.
> respect
I take this as an indictment on how men born after 1995 think obeying the 'don't stick your dick in crazy' is a sign of maturity instead of just common sense.
Ok newfag, you are getting your Quintstory twisted. The Contra and Flowergothic sagas are separated by 3 years.
> Quinton made a blowpiece on Contrapoints the week before VidCon 2019 to desperately try and befriend breadtubers since he had a fallout with the skeptics for reasons still unknown. He took a photo with Contra where Contra looks like Quinton is the one that raped him and apparently had no idea who Q was. Quinton deleted the video because even breadtube fans thought he was trying too hard, is archived in this thread.
> His actual failed lovequests are with abelina sabrina (as in he tried to console her after exposing Gus Johnson), Jenny Nicholson and Sarah Z (the saga even newfags know about).
> Flowegothic is a schizo but she wasn't as malicious as Q painted her out to be. She isn't an alcoholic, she just larps like Contra and Sarah Z drinking mid sentence. She leaked her own convos to prove Q was a shit boss. She was calling him out for 2 years and Q only responded when he noticed breadtubers were trying to gayop him.
> We have fucking essays on this thread about how Quinton didn't really defend himself as much as he wanted to humiliate her. His fans decided to run with the narrative she wanted to ruin him and eventually started to say Quinton was sexually harassed ON GOD.
> Reminder Turkey Tom used to shitpost here with us because he was salty Quinton dropped him.
EDIT: Here's the autistic masterpost my phat gyatt wrote about the Flowergothic saga.
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I feel like that's most comedy nowadays. So I guess that's why Quinton is mildly successful.
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Guy made a normal-sized long video for once.
Contains a lot of hot garbage and his inability to trim and edit down still shows massively, and he's trying very hard to justify and talk back his takes on Quiet on Set. And in the ending he goes off on an irrelevant tangent on the nature of streaming. Also he complains about his defenders not defending him hard enough.
Contains a lot of hot garbage and his inability to trim and edit down still shows massively, and he's trying very hard to justify and talk back his takes on Quiet on Set. And in the ending he goes off on an irrelevant tangent on the nature of streaming. Also he complains about his defenders not defending him hard enough.
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might write up a summary l8rhis schizo theory that Spencer and Helen are dan schneider self inserts is somewhat interesting
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Ok I did a jump back to page 354 to see if this was posted around feb '23 but didn't see it. So rate me late if it was buried somewhere on another page I couldn't find.
Youtubers got profiled in the New Yorker.
Youtubers got profiled in the New Yorker.
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LurkingLunk
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Here I was thinking Quinton didn't talk about Dan Schneider because Q is the Dan Schneider of Youtubers. I look forward to the day someone releases his DMs, until then I just hope Youtube releases 3x speed so listening to a fat retard read wikipedia entry tier information is less boring.