Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

OK, GIANT non-sequitur, bear with me, but anyone remember this tidbit from Johnny's Election Eve dedications?

"Pop Princess Kylie Minogue: Kylie, I’m your biggest straight fan in America, hands down. From the moment I first saw you on your 80’s Locomotion cover with your poodle perm and gigantic hat, I knew you were the hottest woman on earth. You may have noticed that many of the sub-chapter names are titles of your songs. That’s because I know your lyrics so well, and that’s the track I put on repeat on my Ipod to listen to as I wrote it to keep me in the mindset of the chapter. Kylie, if I ever get my dream of finally producing this thing as an animated series the way it deserves to be done, let me say in advance that you are the only woman on earth that can play Brea Anatamata.... In any case please take my agents call."

Something had always bothered me about this, but I wasn't sure what. So Johnny is a huuuuge Minogue fan, eh? Here's the cover of Locomotion:

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/14/ee/a814ee2515086495437cbac81aa0768b.jpg

Where's the "gigantic hat"? Oh, you mean the middle insert with the straw hat? Is that "gigantic"? Because I think John means this:

,,,that fits his stupid description more, right? So the end result of all this sperging is basically the shocking conclusion that John is suuuch a huge Kylie fan that he doesn't know what the cover of one of her most popular records looks like.

TL;DR John lies about EVERYTHING. Even when there's no seeming advantage to do so; he still lies.

 

[AnOminous]

TL;DR John lies about EVERYTHING. Even when there's no seeming advantage to do so; he still lies.

That's the definition of a pathological liar.

They're literally addicted to lying. Even with no possible advantage to lying, they'll still tell a lie.

The buzz gained is somehow getting one over on the normies, or whatever.

Anytime John tells a lie, and nobody calls him out on it, or he can successfully ban whoever pointed out his lie is a lie, he wins.

That's his buzz.

John is the definitive pathological liar.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Yeah, it's quite apropos that this is John's preferred means of getting groceries. For all of his talk about helping marginalized people, he seems to see nothing wrong with a company that sets up what amounts to a modern day slave plantation so that he can avoid the hassle of chopping his own veggies or measuring out proper portions. Look at it this way: this company has their HQ on 23rd St in Manhattan, which is, from the photos, full of white and asian people:

https://www.blueapron.com/pages/our-team

Meanwhile, the people who do the leg work are all peoples of color who are all located over the river in Jersey City forced to endure back breaking work in near freezing cold refrigerated warehouses, under the constant specter of workplace violence, all under the watchful eye of their corporate overseers, much like a plantation in the Antebellum South. Sounds pretty progressive John.

It's nuts it's just coming out in the news now so it wasn't our imaginations.

We knew they were shitty in every way they pretended not to be when we looked, and the only reason we looked is because everything brianna likes is fucked up.

 

[NG 070]

So, Blue Apron employees are beating the shit out of each other, Soylent seems to make people sick and Hillary needs to deal now with those leaked emails.

Wu should say something positive about ISIS, Kim Jong Un or Vladimir Putin, because everything she shills seems to go to shit.

That would be tempting, but it's far more satisfying to see Bribri shill hard for some of these things and then have it blow up spectacularly bad in her face.

 

[Very Honest Content]

No straight males in the US like Kylie Minogue in the last 30 years. Pathological liars lie to themselves primarely first because sometimes there's no one else around to lie to.

To be fair, the hat on the song I knew was gay and not cool in 80's elementary school music class sing along cover is bigger than the second one in terms of brim width measurement. So yeah, John Walker Flynt lied to Kylie Minogue's mail reader all those years ago, but just not in the way implied I think.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Cool John, by that time you had one full year to experience "structural sexism" as a "woman", holy shit!!! And did your company produce jack shit from 2007 (Halo 3's release) to 2013? Must have been from all the evil sexism, I bet!

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

According to Johnny's LinkedIn he was at Ole Miss studying journalism when halo 3 was released, dev ops doesn't appear anywhere on his resume.

 

[Without A Gout]

Cool John, by that time you had one full year to experience "structural sexism" as a "woman", holy shit!!! And did your company produce jack shit from 2007 (Halo 3's release) to 2013? Must have been from all the evil sexism, I bet!

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The spoiler here is that John was both Wu and the gay guy.

And to be fair, I wouldn't invite John to my house to play Halo, either. No sexism needed there.

 

[Particle Bored]

(in reference to the alleged sexist company, to her "dead friends," etc)

Where's the name, John?

 

[Spellskite]

The spoiler here is that John was both Wu and the gay guy.

And to be fair, I wouldn't invite John to my house to play Halo, either. No sexism needed there.

I bet the gay guy ended up killing himself, too.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"It was a guys' thing" is a polite way of saying "You are insufferable."

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Cool John, by that time you had one full year to experience "structural sexism" as a "woman", holy shit!!! And did your company produce jack shit from 2007 (Halo 3's release) to 2013? Must have been from all the evil sexism, I bet!

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Johnny wasn't invited because he'd spend the whole time bitching about how Cortana is practically naked, about how the pepperoni on the pizza is triggering him, and continually accusing the guys of slipping something into her drink so they can have their way with "my beautiful womanly body".

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I do suppose it's also possible they were all just afraid she'd beat them all so badly they should just save themselves the humiliation.

She is one of the greatest video game players in the history of time.*

*Source-Brianna Wu

 

[Ronald Crump]

Cool John, by that time you had one full year to experience "structural sexism" as a "woman", holy shit!!! And did your company produce jack shit from 2007 (Halo 3's release) to 2013? Must have been from all the evil sexism, I bet!

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So if Wu is such hot shit when it comes to programming why hasn't a patch been released for Rev 60 yet?

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

I bet the gay guy ended up killing himself, too.

And the gay guy's name was Alan Turing.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

John you're a horrible person and no one likes you that is why people don't invite you places. Anyways you'd probably be triggered the entire time or bitching because they were beating you in the game.

 

[女鬼]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

No wonder "La Vie en Rose" was so shitty, there were no references to #GamerGate in it

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Nobody cares, John. The movie is still shit, it's still a flop that cost Sony millions, and Paul Feig is still a loser with a bizarre fetish to have women humiliate and step on him.

It'll be forgotten by the time Sony pulls a Spider-Man and reboots the franchise again in 5 years.

 

[harry]

Cool John, by that time you had one full year to experience "structural sexism" as a "woman", holy shit!!! And did your company produce jack shit from 2007 (Halo 3's release) to 2013? Must have been from all the evil sexism, I bet!

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Fucking dev-ops? I can begrudgingly forgive Wu for saying he's a programmer, he probably has written a few lines of code, but dev-ops? The specific field of computer science related to testing and releasing software?