Furry Fandom and Drama General

[vomitusdeux]

dog cock bong.

Those aren't words I ever expected to see together in my life.

 

[Thistle]

Fun BD deep (hah) lore: The artist for those pictures, and indeed much of the early BD stuff was from their live-in artist, Narse.

...who died when another employee decided their shitbox could totally make a left turn across traffic before it got to them.

If Narse is in the forever box, then who the fuck still posts on his FurAffinity Account?

Pretty sure you mean Athus, Narse is still alive.

Narse periodically mentions Athus in Journals. This one being from immediately after Athus's death. https://archive.is/8OKvQ

News Article From Crash: https://archive.is/QOxIN

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Yeah, Jan 'Varka' Smulders' alt account is stretchybutt

When he shoved that silicone 2L Cola bottle up his ass...

Spoiler: NSFW

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"Wooooow. It's up to my ribs. God damn, dat bottle toy. I'm pressing
down on the tip of it. (See 2nd pic, that's the toy itself)"
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"Nope! Feels quite comfortable, actually. Walking around with it inside feels really strange though."
"... sitting down with it inside would be even more strange?"
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Wvk0G

Jan Mulders? Wtf that's a Dutch name please tell me he doesn't live in my neck of the woods.

 

[Barry Williams]

Jan Mulders? Wtf that's a Dutch name please tell me he doesn't live in my neck of the woods.

He's originally from Scotland (where the stereotype is the people there fuck sheep, which he probably did lmao).

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

He's originally from Scotland (where the stereotype is the people there fuck sheep, which he probably did lmao).

YES! i can still blame anglo influence all is right with the world. Ain't sheep fucking Wales?

 

[phattie]

Pretty certain the Puppy Pizza guy is the cum pizza guy.

The cum pizza guy is manedwolfy who has a green fursuit, they are separate people (but they are friends)

Puppy Pizza guy:

https://twitter.com/ScoopThePuppy

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

MOD EDIT:
Welcome to another Animal Control feature! Today's sticker is . If you just want to make a post about how much you hate furries and the fact they disgust you, as does everyone, consider just hitting the reaction for this post instead.

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Who's ready for a good ole degenerate lolsuit slapfight?
(ty to the fren who brought this to my attention BTW, good find)

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https://bsky.app/profile/orcishlaw.bsky.social/post/3kod23atdx42x (sign in required to view)

Court Docs: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...rprises-incorporated-v-sinsaint-incorporated/

Spoiler: A better explanation

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Bad Dragon vs. SinSaint, and some light-making of the situation has already begun:

Spoiler: Gross

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TLDR; "N-no! You-you can't just rip off MY animal dildos because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!"

Post-Feature Edit:
Have some useful links,
The "plagiarism" in question here and here
What Varka, the owner of BD does in his spare time
A brief history of BDE owned companies

Degenerate Civil War: Furry Edition

 

[thashell]

imagine being called to jury duty and THIS is the case you have to sit in and make a judgement call on

 

[BlerdBjern]

Ever heard of "Foot in the door" and "Creeping normality"?
This viewpoint is exactly why we're here in the first place.
These scumbags will find any possible way to shift the window til the point it's okay to show children drawings of 2 dogs fucking, They will take advantage of your tolerance and abuse it, Fight this shit whether it's done in public or in private.

I prefer to risk that then overly restrain people in what they can do in their private lives.

Freedom is the greatest good, maximizing freedom in all things (without infringing on other peoples freedom) is the name of the game.

They are free to do degenerate shit (provided they don't force others to participate.) and we are free to mock them for it... Tis the trade off.

 

[AnOminous]

I just have to wonder what'll be going through Mohamed's mind as he reads the paperwork and drafts the motions. It wouldn't surprise me if at some point, he just starts running through his law office screaming "Allahu Ackbar" at the top of his lungs.

I'm sure BD has a camel or a goat dildo to keep him happy.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Animal penis dildo company Bad Dragon Inc is suing SinSaint Inc over stolen animal penis dildo designs. They are requesting a jury trial, exposing innocent citizens to their animal penis dildo products.

Holy shit is that certainly a headline!


How do you patent natural animal anatomy, let alone try to defend it?! Those things don't even look much alike in detail! I can maybe imagine a direct 1:1 detailed copy but there seem to be clear differences. So it really is "you copied my general idea of an animal penis REEEEE"

You really have to feel for the normies (especially the jury) about to learn about a whole new world of "WTF" worse than they ever could have imagined. lol

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Would it be accurate to say that many artists and their benefactors purposefully groom their audience by diversifying the fetishes they draw for the algorithm to lull in people who normally wouldn't view things? For example, using a popular hashtag while putting something mildly fucked up to trap a viewer is down a rabbit hole that just gets worse and worse?

Yiff appears like a slippery slope for pedophilia and sadism more than it used to. It's so detached from reality; Or more like those furries are trying to impose their fucked up reality to others.

I don't think it is done purposefully. I think it's just the nature of such depravity. If you start jacking off to animals, it's just a matter of time when that alone won't be exciting enough and when you turn to incest or pedophilia. These types of people don't care about decency and being normal. Their brains are rotted by porn and they will look for more and more messed up stuff to chase the high.

 

[Yamamura]

How do you patent natural animal anatomy, let alone try to defend it?!

At least in the case of dragon dildos I suppose it's partly because dragons aren't real therefore no one would really know what one is supposed to look like.

Now I'm no penis expert but evolutionary I would think that an animal with a dick that's as weirdly shaped as a dragon dong as the furries imagine it wouldn't be great for reproduction. Because aren't penises ultimately supposed to be designed to slip in easily and inject their payload? One would imagine having a dick with all those ridges and bumps wouldn't be great in nature, aside from being a sexual deviant.

 

[Man at Arms]

Like I said, I wasn’t sure where exactly to post it. I jumped onto animal control since it involved an animal, found a general, and threw it in. My apologies for the unspoiled preview, everything looked correct on my end but I must have fucked it up.

Yup, you fucked it up. You also fail to realize you can't murder an animal. You can kill one, but not murder it. Only humans can be murdered by other humans. She killed a cat, with katanas, which is crazy tho lmfao

At least in the case of dragon dildos I suppose it's partly because dragons aren't real therefore no one would really know what one is supposed to look like.

Now I'm no penis expert but evolutionary I would think that an animal with a dick that's as weirdly shaped as a dragon dong as the furries imagine it wouldn't be great for reproduction. Because aren't penises ultimately supposed to be designed to slip in easily and inject their payload? One would imagine having a dick with all those ridges and bumps wouldn't be great in nature, aside from being a sexual deviant.

They are sexual deviants. Mainly women seem to own these as well

 

[Slav Power]

Now I'm no penis expert but evolutionary I would think that an animal with a dick that's as weirdly shaped as a dragon dong as the furries imagine it wouldn't be great for reproduction. Because aren't penises ultimately supposed to be designed to slip in easily and inject their payload? One would imagine having a dick with all those ridges and bumps wouldn't be great in nature, aside from being a sexual deviant.

There's that and then some sort of "lock system" if you can call it to ensure the insemination. In case of humans it's vaginal contractions, the ones that make those headlines of a couple getting "locked" during intercourse on a beach. Though feline penises have barbs but then again they have to serve some purpose that has been well documented for decades. Or not, because the "why do cats eat grass" issue seems to be still debated.

But by the end of the day, it's all down to "different anatomy = kinky", so a dragon dildo will be some unholy mix of a human, canine and fantasy dicks designed for the sake of pleasure when used by humans, be it vaginally or rectally. It's not meant to make sense, it's meant to make you coom.

 

[Punished Brent]

Oh THIS is the fall of rome shit people sometimes say

 

[softporecorn]

There's that and then some sort of "lock system" if you can call it to ensure the insemination. In case of humans it's vaginal contractions, the ones that make those headlines of a couple getting "locked" during intercourse on a beach. Though feline penises have barbs but then again they have to serve some purpose that has been well documented for decades. Or not, because the "why do cats eat grass" issue seems to be still debated.

But by the end of the day, it's all down to "different anatomy = kinky", so a dragon dildo will be some unholy mix of a human, canine and fantasy dicks designed for the sake of pleasure when used by humans, be it vaginally or rectally. It's not meant to make sense, it's meant to make you coom.

If there is a god, mine is surely a trickster; bestowing upon me both the gift of sight, and the curse of comprehending this thread.

Jokes on the optic nerve. I'm off to drink until I am blind and illiterate.

 

[AnOminous]

How do you patent natural animal anatomy, let alone try to defend it?! Those things don't even look much alike in detail! I can maybe imagine a direct 1:1 detailed copy but there seem to be clear differences. So it really is "you copied my general idea of an animal penis REEEEE"

They're claiming that. Also looks like most of what they're claiming are fictional creatures.

 

[Yamamura]

I had a second random thought (that's a lot for one day). The chinks are usually a crafty bunch usually making bootleg versions of everything under the sun. It got me thinking I've never really seen a bootleg dragon dildo before. I don't imagine they're exactly hard to copy. Now I'm wondering if they actually exist. I mean the copyright system seems to be more of a suggestion in China so I doubt they would care if a dildo company handed them a cease & desist.

 

[SomethingProblematic]

Bad Dragon is my favorite brand of Artwork.

Perhaps you have heard of the famous post-modern satirical pop-art installations hosted on their digital museum known as "e621."

I'm quite fond of the work "Dragon fucking car" -A biting commentary on the automobile industry.