You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Sounds like temporomandibular joint disorder. I have that. There are things you can do about it. Ask your dentist. It often results in you gnashing your teeth at night. I have it and it was aggravated by a nigger kicking me in the jaw during an attempted mugging.
Yeah. I do remember when I was in Japan that spring when it comes to eating food, I had to eat it slowly and sometimes that doesn't even work. It was a burden again during the Autumn of 2023. I started getting in in late 2019 and 2020 was me worrying about it a lot. I had braces to realign my Jaw from late 2020 to the end of 2021 and that didn't seem to fix shit. If not cut my Winter 2022 Mexico trip short.
 
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Apparently it's "misogynistic" to complain about these two women at work. They stand around doing nothing, avoid everybody, act bitchy, act slutty, act bossy, and even hit me once when walking by. Some other coworker complained about them to management, and one of the bosses was a woketard about it and called it "sexist". I sided with the coworker and now most of the building won't talk to me. Why is society a bunch of dumbasses?
Burn the whole place to the ground. Are both of the women bleq?
 
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Zoomer indie game devs adding the VHS scratch effect to *everything*.

I've seen at least two maybe three games now that is set in the past, and they have you play a video game within the game and for some reason the video game has the VHS effect on it. You're not playing a tape of a game, it's you playing the game and it has the effect. In fact, I believe one of the games was trying to mimick an online game from the 90's and it had that effect.
 
I've experienced this phenomenon with multiple girlfriends in the past, and also with my now wife. I honestly don't know what to make of it, and I have to try VERY hard not to get pissed off.

Basically, whenever I want to do something and I need physical space, I'll say something like 'gimme some room babe, I need to stretch' (as if we're lying in bed, for example.)

She won't move. Or at least, won't move immediately. It's not a disrespect thing, as I've always been on top in my relationships. It's like words suddenly mean nothing, and I'm just flapping my gums for no fucking reason.

Similar example: girl is laying on my arm in bed, and I need to reach to get my phone/something else. I'll say 'let my pull my arm out, I need 'x'' - at which point she won't move, and will simply do nothing. Only when I actively try and snatch or pull myself away will I succeed.

I just don't get it man. If I'm sat on my wife's coat which is on a chair, I'll move if she asks me. But it seems this kind of communication often fails with women (and it's always women I've noticed.)

I don't get it man.
 
You know what grinds my gears? It's this idea that country folk are these incredibly worldly and down to earth individuals. I've never seen an idea that's further horseshit. Hicks have no fucking clue about scale or anything. They will look you dead in the eye and tell you "our metro has 400,000 people in it, it's not small' and be fucking serious while they live a weekend trip away from Atlanta and Miami. Any time an office building or some factory gets built, you will see a bunch of them talk about how they're the wave of the future and they're becoming a hotspot while the actual city an hour's distance just added two new suburbs. It's patently ridiculous to look at and it amuses me to hear it from them. I don't hate or dislike country people in the slightest but hearing them brag that some new office space has six floors in it is like hearing some guy brag that he has five sinks.
 
Yes.

Today the whole situation was forgotten. The woke boss I was talking about told everybody we were going to get out early today, then later on changed her mind and made us work all day, which pissed everybody off.
Fucking Michael Scott move....

Businesses who don't want to make business. I called them because I'm obviously interested in a product, wanted to schedule an appointment, they say that they are busy and are going to call back asap. Asap was 2 days ago now, so I'll take my business elsewhere. Customer care is truly dead.
 
When I see people on the Internet use the term "Sweaty" to address someone instead of "sweety". Both have the same patronising tone but one introduces an unfunny deliberate pun which wasn't amusing the first time I saw it and is now aped by numerous other people. It makes the person using it sound thirteen years old. Just say the original "Sweety" if you want to affect a mocking 1950's vernacular.
 
When I see people on the Internet use the term "Sweaty" to address someone instead of "sweety".
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I knew that reminded me of something. :story:

I hate "the numbers game" when it comes to employee stats at a job. You could do everything by the letter, all it takes it one angry review or slight mishap to where your numbers decrease. You bend the rules in favor of customer satisfaction, that can cost you as well. That gets stressful.
 
I hate "the numbers game" when it comes to employee stats at a job. You could do everything by the letter, all it takes it one angry review or slight mishap to where your numbers decrease. You bend the rules in favor of customer satisfaction, that can cost you as well. That gets stressful.
When I look at reviews I usually try to see the distribution pattern. A bunch of high reviews and some extreme low ones is often something I can ignore, presuming that the low ones aren't all the latest and the high ones aren't all the oldest. Extreme one-star reviews in a minority tend to represent an edge case or an irrational reviewer (though caveats). A large bulk of middling reviews is more damning to me than a middling average resulting from very highs and very lows.

Sorry - long way of saying that educated customers should be smart enough to not dismiss based on a handful of extreme low results. I sympathise though - a bad review can really hurt.
 
Why bother to use foreign language words if you butcher them this bad?
This is not about you but why is it always butcher?

Why, whenever someone mispronounces a word or a name, or they do a little disclaimer before saying it because they know they won't get it, why does everyone say "butcher"?

"Apologies in advance because I'm probably gonna butcher these Japanese names"

Why butcher so specifically? Why not "you messed up that French word", why not "I'll probably say them wrong", "he botched that pronunciation"? No, it's always fucking butcher.

And I don't know why, but it butchers my gears.
 
one of my real bugbears of the last few years is the increasingly shitty quality of food packaging, one of the most obvious signs of increasing stupidity in society

a variety of foods and ingredients once came in resealable bags, which could easily be closed by pinching them shut, but no, once you've opened them you now have to get a bit of sticky tape to reseal them because the packaging has been redesigned to use 31% less plastic and 95% fewer IQ points

with milk cartons, half the time the tab comes off when you take off the lid, without shifting the seal underneath - fortunately the seals are not hard to remove with the fingers

yoghurt, soft cheese and similar come in plastic pots with sealed lids, and the idea is to open them by pulling tabs, but a lot of the time if you pull the tab, the tab just comes off without shifting the lid, and the lid is sealed so firmly you have to use a knife to open it, and if you don't use the pot's entire contents, you have to wrap it in clingfilm (more plastic) to protect it from the air

the worst one was a bottle of salad dressing sealed with a two-part closure, consisting of a ring-pull tab mounted in an assembly fixing it to the bottle, and a removable cap
naturally, like a fool, I tried pulling the ring on the tab, with the intent of removing it, only to have it break
even a pair of pliers couldn't shift the tab - the plastic was too soft to get a grip, so I ended up having to open it by taking a knife to the assembly, which bent it so far out of shape so it could no longer fit on the neck of the bottle, and the cap's threads are not compatible with the threads on the bottle, so again, I had to wrap the top of the bottle in clingfilm to protect it from the air

it's all just down to sheer stupidity and incompetence
 
This is not about you but why is it always butcher?

Why, whenever someone mispronounces a word or a name, or they do a little disclaimer before saying it because they know they won't get it, why does everyone say "butcher"?

"Apologies in advance because I'm probably gonna butcher these Japanese names"

Why butcher so specifically? Why not "you messed up that French word", why not "I'll probably say them wrong", "he botched that pronunciation"? No, it's always fucking butcher.

And I don't know why, but it butchers my gears.
You are the anglo (i think), you explain it to me. I am ESL, we learned the Queens most finest english in school and i guess it stuck. For me "to butcher a word/phrase" is peak angloism, i don't think it is used much by anyone besides pommies and kangaroo niggers. It's also the most apt description regarding the "oover from ouevre" thing.
I give britishers that they at least make an effort at correctly pronouncing foreign-language loan words, without them i would've never learned the correct pronunciation of "penchant" and "ennui" (which, ever since, i pronounce in the most exaggerated froggy accent i can muster), i don't know why yanks can't do the same.
Please be patient, i got language autism. Judging from your post you are also on that spectrum
 
Extreme one-star reviews in a minority tend to represent an edge case or an irrational reviewer (though caveats).
I always like to actually read a handful of 1-star reviews because they tend to be full of people who either are too stupid to actually figure out the star rating system, or they're the type of people who are so stupid that I'm genuinely curious as to how they even manage to leave a coherent review in the first place. I do find that a lot of people make no sense when handing out 3 or 4-star ratings too: "Product/service was amazing. The best I've ever had, I definitely will get it again and recommend it to everyone I know... 3 stars." Go fuck yourselves.

The specific instance that I have in mind is from about a week ago. I was fiddling around looking at apps on my phone and I set the filters to see the newest reviews for one app in particular. There was this 1-star review from some guy that went something along the lines of "I have not downloaded this app so I cannot give an honest opinion of it." What the fuck? Why would you even post this? Furthermore why would you rate it? The profile didn't seem to be a bot and the comment wasn't malicious or a troll but just why even post this? Just for a reason to put something out into the ether? There are literally thousands of apps there and I can't imagine that he's used even 1% of them... does he post this to everything? Does he fuck over mom and pop diners that he passes while traveling by screwing with their Yelp score?

I was confused and annoyed, gears were ground, billions must die, etc.
 
Sorry - long way of saying that educated customers should be smart enough to not dismiss based on a handful of extreme low results. I sympathise though - a bad review can really hurt.
I usually just read a few of the reviews from people who actually bought, both positive and negative. Overt shilling or brigading is usually really obvious. If the reviews are obviously bogus, then usually a gameplay video will resolve the issue.
 
This is not about you but why is it always butcher?

Why, whenever someone mispronounces a word or a name, or they do a little disclaimer before saying it because they know they won't get it, why does everyone say "butcher"?

"Apologies in advance because I'm probably gonna butcher these Japanese names"

Why butcher so specifically? Why not "you messed up that French word", why not "I'll probably say them wrong", "he botched that pronunciation"? No, it's always fucking butcher.

And I don't know why, but it butchers my gears.
Adding on to this I fucking hate in videos when people go "Erm, sorry, I'm totally gonna pronounce this wrong!" and especially when they make mention they're white as they do it.
 
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