Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

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This one might be my favorite. Keep on keeping on Rob ...

How gud could the fud really be though? There were no pictures on the menu!

Seriously though, I appreciated Rob doing his video in a different style than usual. It worked out great

 

[Falcon Sebben]

One of Jack's few legitimate improvements was the Yorkshire Pudding re-do. He admitted he fucked it up the first time and tried again with better results.

That was hilarious how, while he didn't know what he was doing, kept going on about how beautiful those hockey pucks were and that they came out perfectly.

But that was then when he still had some life in his body and legit wanted to be on the Food Network. Now? He don't care about that and doesn't redo anything because of all da twolls.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That was hilarious how, while he didn't know what he was doing, kept going on about how beautiful those hockey pucks were and that they came out perfectly.

The cracker crunch when he takes a bite is something else. Yorkshire Hardtack, maybe.

But that was then when he still had some life in his body and legit wanted to be on the Food Network. Now? He don't care about that and doesn't redo anything because of all da twolls.

His voice sounds totally different too, just no energy at all.

 

[AltisticRight]

My desire to stomp this into the concrete is insurmountable.
There's just something about this that makes me want to see bad things happen to it. I can't explain why.

 

[eatler]

This one might be my favorite. Keep on keeping on Rob ...

I always preemptively set my volume to 1 when I watch a video on this website because of ptsd from the earrape music of jacks videos. It’s always a nice and refreshing when someone knows how to edit.

Nice video rob, it’s always good to experiment with different styles keep it up bud.

 

[p1138]

This one might be my favorite. Keep on keeping on Rob ...

Wow, found a normal looking classic diner that wasn't some shitty chain or trailer somewhere, reasonable prices, and even a pay it forward option for locals that doesn't seem to be getting abused based on the number of available meals? I'm sure Fatty would have made some smarmy comment about feeding the poor or hoping he wouldn't be sat next to a person getting a free meal.

 

[a terminal posture]

For someone who's been smoking food for a decade+ he really doesn't seem to get it.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

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My desire to stomp this into the concrete is insurmountable.
There's just something about this that makes me want to see bad things happen to it. I can't explain why.

Allow me to explain:

Because you have standards.

 

[p1138]

For someone who's been smoking food for a decade+ he really doesn't seem to get it.

He barely understands how his own gas grill works at around 2:20... also holy shit dude does not clean the grills, that's fucking disgusting.

"how is the flame going to cook the chicken with this in the way" yeah Fatty understands nothing about bbqs, grilling, smoking... much like cooking in the kitchen where he understands nothing. To him a smoker or bbq is just a magic box that raw meat goes into, and comes out vaguely "cooked".

 

[Incredible Mister]

For someone who's been smoking food for a decade+ he really doesn't seem to get it.

his voice transformation is incredible, completely unrecognizable from a few years ago. can anyone explain to me what is causing him to sound like mike from breaking bad?

 

[AltisticRight]

his voice transformation is incredible, completely unrecognizable from a few years ago. can anyone explain to me what is causing him to sound like mike from breaking bad?

Being fat.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

He barely understands how his own gas grill works at around 2:20... also holy shit dude does not clean the grills, that's fucking disgusting.

Jack has never cleaned his smokers, grills or ovens because "the food burns off". Check out the Grill Grate video where he starts a grease fire from cooking on a dirty grill, then has the gall to call the company and complain to them (and they tell him to clean his goddamn grill). Also check out the phone in the raw meat tray.

his voice transformation is incredible, completely unrecognizable from a few years ago. can anyone explain to me what is causing him to sound like mike from breaking bad?

Jack's most recent stroke has caused a lot of paralysis in his head including his vocal cords. He's lost a lot of eyesight and his mobility issues have gotten even worse.

 

[Tiresome]

a lot of paralysis in his head

For Jack, that's congenital.

 

[p1138]

Jack has never cleaned his smokers, grills or ovens because "the food burns off". Check out the Grill Grate video where he starts a grease fire from cooking on a dirty grill, then has the gall to call the company and complain to them (and they tell him to clean his goddamn grill). Also check out the phone in the raw meat tray.

"all the meat is just gone" for fucks sake... Then he says he doesn't need to clean it again, and you can see it's still fucking filthy... that's easily 3mm of fucking buildup on his damned normal grates the grill came with.

is that HAIR or FUR on the fucking chicken at 4:50?

And of course 3/4 raw burgers so he can't even fucking cooking burgers sitting next to eachother consistently. People talk about how in the past couple of years Fatty has gotten more and more retarded. No, he hasn't. He's always been a retarded asshole and its proven time and time again by going back to his older videos for dumb shit like that.

 

[Aaway]

I honestly don't get it, he's been cooking on YouTube for what, more than a decade? His account was created in 2006!
How is his cooking still so fucking bad? It's unreal.

there's a lot to unpack when it comes to jack. the shitty cooking, the child abuse arc, the strokes, tammy/jack jr, his boomer politics, etc

but to me, the fact that he's been "cooking" on youtube for nearly 20 years(!) now and still can't cook meat without either undercooking it or burning the shit out of it is probably my favorite thing about him

 

[Bassomatic]

there's a lot to unpack when it comes to jack. the shitty cooking, the child abuse arc, the strokes, tammy/jack jr, his boomer politics, etc

but to me, the fact that he's been "cooking" on youtube for nearly 20 years(!) now and still can't cook meat without either undercooking it or burning the shit out of it is probably my favorite thing about him

In ways, Jack being a nightmare cook moving to a low grade slop eating pig for decades makes him an easy cow, because not everyone digs into history etc some people just watch a video and will never know Jacks history as an awful human. In a way I envy them, they just see "ha ha fat man bad at chef" They don't know about choking Garret, church chili, scams, etc. To many Jack is just a comical fat man. Older Jack was in ways like how many places show Santa Clause a big ole happy fat guy. He has a wholesome act, one can't deny.

Jack is a pretty awful person but I will miss him when he dies.

Robs new video hit close to home, no Rob, I don't live near by. I am an admitted diner hound. It's something that I got from my Grand father. He ate pretty simple, and had huge respect for the common man's labors. Watching diner cooks people who don't "earn" the title chef, rock 5 different omelettes, 4 kinds of meat on a griddle and flipping pancakes is amazing, even back in his days of youth it was non whites there. Back when your dish washers in normal places were.

The home feel of pay it forward... next time I hit my favorite diner I rarely get to I'm going to buy a stranger a meal. Not only is it the best diner I've had in an area known for it's diners, it's still cheap. I'm blessed enough I can spare 6-7 bucks just to make a stranger happy. Plus support a great family run place.

Forgive my faggot blog, but Jack is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

"all the meat is just gone" for fucks sake... Then he says he doesn't need to clean it again, and you can see it's still fucking filthy... that's easily 3mm of fucking buildup on his damned normal grates the grill came with.

I am 100% convinced this is why he buys new grills every month. He lets then accumulate so much grease so that the whole grill just immolates anything inside, and then Jack goes to ask Tammy for money.
"Tammeeh... Grill is on fire again need new sponsored."

 

[lindsayfan]

the fact that he's been "cooking" on youtube for nearly 20 years(!) now and still can't cook meat without either undercooking it or burning the shit out of it is probably my favorite thing about him

a corollary is that after 2 decades on youtube he still can't shoot or edit a video worth shit. the "FLAV-R Q" review spends most of the video centering his gross gnarled arm and ballooned-floating-corpse beachball gut

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

HAPPY HOLIDAY GUISE. GET YOU SOUP [OBJ] [OBJ]

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Jack responded to some comments on his CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT video.

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