Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[a hapless toad]

He also says Jesus isn't coming back because he was nailed to a cross. The whole point is that He DID. After 3 days, He rose. Thats what makes easter special. Lou for whatever reason needs to be spiteful and say God is dead days before easter.

I think he's referring to the Second Coming, not the Resurrection. Jesus has been chilling with Heavenly Father since the Ascension, but Lou probably doesn't know that either.

Edit: Ooops, sorry @Botchy Galoop. We'll stop now.

 

[Mountain Dew]

I thought he wanted to go to church?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Still at $245. Now needs to buy pots, and "getting dangerously on food."
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Goals.
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Boring stuff under the spoiler.

Spoiler

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The sweet woman.
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Superman.
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Disqus.
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As hysterical as the mental picture of 500 pound Lou trying to "tone up" with little pink two pound weights is, I really do not want to see Lou try to wear a face full of makeup. He's creepy enough looking without it. Adding makeup shotgun look to the whole mess would probably make him qualify for the most repulsive looking tranny thread in Stinkditch.

 

[The Dude]

As hysterical as the mental picture of 500 pound Lou trying to "tone up" with little pink two pound weights is, I really do not want to see Lou try to wear a face full of makeup. He's creepy enough looking without it. Adding makeup shotgun look to the whole mess would probably make him qualify for the most repulsive looking tranny thread in Stinkditch.

You know he will end up looking like one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space if he tries to put on makeup.

 

[kazuhiro]

Beg is not going well.

Does not demand people support him.

Parent.

Boobs news, new selfies, and Disqus posts about Trump attending the wake of the NYPD officer who was shot under the spoiler.

Spoiler

Jogging/running?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

HRT must be magic. Lou has begun to perfect the fat girl selfie angle. Totally not a fetish though, guys!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Most of the sauces in the store are loaded with sugar. Even grandma's homemade stuff might have some in it.

It's a shame Lou won't lower himself to Walmart store brand marinara (no sugar):

Unless... my God. We wondered what he was doing with all that Splenda--was it just Kool-Ade? Maybe he's been adding artificial sugar to the sugar-free pasta sauce. The horror.

A 5 pound granny weight isn't gonna do anything, the same as it didn't do anything for the Gunt. He should totally grift for one because it would be hilarious

He's begged for this before, but it was 2lb weights. I bet his family consumes something in plastic gallon jugs he could use to make starter weights.

After 3 days, He rose. Thats what makes easter special. Lou for whatever reason needs to be spiteful and say God is dead days before easter.

Lou, who has been begging for money so he can wear nice clothes to church, which he is going to for the first time in years. He definitely needs the refresher, I guess.

I really do not want to see Lou try to wear a face full of makeup. He's creepy enough looking without it. Adding makeup shotgun look to the whole mess would probably make him qualify for the most repulsive looking tranny thread in Stinkditch.

None of these people are capable of moderation. He should pluck his eyebrows first, like his namesake Lou Reed suggested in the sacred texts.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lou, who has been begging for money so he can wear nice clothes to church, which he is going to for the first time in years. He definitely needs the refresher, I guess.

Needs to get himself a Bible. Or download one. It's literally the most published book in the world. Even Temple OS has a copy packed in if I remember

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's a shame Lou won't lower himself to Walmart store brand marinara (no sugar):

Unless... my God. We wondered what he was doing with all that Splenda--was it just Kool-Ade? Maybe he's been adding artificial sugar to the sugar-free pasta sauce. The horror.

I swear to God he has? I swear I've seen a screencap from a beg featuring the no-sugar-added Walmart sauce lmao

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Beg is not going well.
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Does not demand people support him.
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Oh no, Lou knows how much it hurts to be told he’s not human, I guess that’s why that’s one of his favourite lines on disqus.

Looks like he thinks it’s fine if it’s their own fault and they deserve it.

 

[kazuhiro]

It's a shame Lou won't lower himself to Walmart store brand marinara (no sugar):
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That's his brand!

E-beg update, including a recipt for us to be autists about and pick apart.

I see tons of drinks, ramen, sketti sauce, lettuce, french dressing, water and sketti-o's.

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A quick trip to the Walmart website and I found the nutritional information and ingredients list for the Great Value Marinara Sauce, and the price matches. So Lou surprisingly isn't eating the most sugary pasta sauce, although I would bet you that is what all that sweetener he bought is for since we know he has the palette of a 5 year old.
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Unless... my God. We wondered what he was doing with all that Splenda--was it just Kool-Ade? Maybe he's been adding artificial sugar to the sugar-free pasta sauce. The horror.

The thought that he might be adding artificial sweetener to cheap Walmart sauce is too appalling for words. Blech!

 

[Pinball 2000]

The thought that he might be adding artificial sweetener to cheap Walmart sauce is too appalling for words. Blech!

I got some bad news for you, then. I spotted him doing exactly that about 2 months ago.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Oh no, Lou knows how much it hurts to be told he’s not human, I guess that’s why that’s one of his favourite lines on disqus.

Looks like he thinks it’s fine if it’s their own fault and they deserve it.

I swear what is it lolcows and deciding that large swathes of the population aren't "people"? It's like they're all part of some autistic hivemind with Moviebob at the helm. Between that and so many of them suffering from Dunning-Kreuger it's like there's some template out there producing them.

 

[In the Sick of It]

I'm always baffled at how Lou can be who he is, complete with crusty lips and missing teeth, and wear such a smug expression his selfies, even pre-HRT. It's like he wears his disqus persona on his face.

 

[a hapless toad]

Lou has grifted for the No Sugar Added Hunt's pasta sauce before. The worst part is it already has sucralose and ace k in it.

(Also that GV pasta sauce is better than Hunt's/Ragu/Prego, although it's more of a foundation to build on rather than a good sauce straight out of the jar.)

 

[The Dude]

I'm always baffled at how Lou can be who he is, complete with crusty lips and missing teeth, and wear such a smug expression his selfies, even pre-HRT. It's like he wears his disqus persona on his face.

Narcissism, simple as that. Narcissism/ego is a common thread with lolcows. They grow up getting preferential treatment as children because they're retards, everyone having to treat them with kid gloves so as not to upset the mongoloid and have to witness an ugly tard tantrum, mommy and daddy telling them just how special they are...and it all goes to their heads. They start to believe they actually are special and better than everyone else. Louie himself always believes he's the smartest motherfucker in the room and a master debater in his pathetic online slap fights that he engages in. Then there's the fact that he believes he is above having a job and that everyone else should financially support him. It's built in, deep down in what makes Louie who he is. Narcissism/ego and an unwarranted sense of self-importance.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lou has grifted for the No Sugar Added Hunt's pasta sauce before. The worst part is it already has sucralose and ace k in it.

(Also that GV pasta sauce is better than Hunt's/Ragu/Prego, although it's more of a foundation to build on rather than a good sauce straight out of the jar.)

Spoiler: sketti sauce sperg

I use jarred pasta sauce, because I'm one person, time is short, and pots are hard to clean out--and because if you buy premade sauce with no sugar, it tastes just fine. However, when the sauce label starts bragging about having no sugar, then you need to check. I'm happy to have less carbohydrate, but what I'm really after is not-sweet tomato sauce. Sucralose is better for your blood glucose, but still: yuck.

Same problem with "sugar-free" bread (not keto). I tried a loaf of it once, store brand, and it just meant that they absolutely poured in the artificial sweetener. Gross.

Not to be holier-than-though, but I would really appreciate having more pre-made food options that were not drenched in sweetener, even if it's calorie-free (or if it's "real evaporated organic sugarcane juice.") Also not going to go live in Europe about it, though.

This is like the "good job shaving, shampooing and going outside;" hard to say and sound sincere. Good demonstration of basic diabetes management, Lou, for not pouring a huge amount of sugar into your food. I am horrified at what Lou is doing to marinara sauce on a regular basis, but some of the other diabetic cows drink full-sugar soda and eat literal boxes of candy.

It's so weird to see a horrible asshole idiot of a deathfat NEET managing to make (glacial) progress in one or two things at a time. He's even finally learning (to say) that he shouldn't be eating so much pasta. Seriously good going, Lou. May I suggest laundry and bed linens next? Or if money has to be involved, fundraising for the sugar-free ketchup.

 

[PollyPissyPants]

It's a shame Lou won't lower himself to Walmart store brand marinara (no sugar):
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Unless... my God. We wondered what he was doing with all that Splenda--was it just Kool-Ade? Maybe he's been adding artificial sugar to the sugar-free pasta sauce. The horror.

He's begged for this before, but it was 2lb weights. I bet his family consumes something in plastic gallon jugs he could use to make starter weights.

Lou, who has been begging for money so he can wear nice clothes to church, which he is going to for the first time in years. He definitely needs the refresher, I guess.

None of these people are capable of moderation. He should pluck his eyebrows first, like his namesake Lou Reed suggested in the sacred texts.

Wasn’t Louie the e-begger that asked for $20 for lettuce and tomato after the doctor called him a “cow” by taking note of his grazing diet? It was in an effort to be low carb for an hour or something.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Wasn’t Louie the e-begger that asked for $20 for lettuce and tomato after the doctor called him a “cow” by taking note of his grazing diet? It was in an effort to be low carb for an hour or something.

Yup.



$50 for "lettuce and tomatoes from Walmart". Don't recall what he was actually trying to grift for.

 

[Childe]

Don't recall what he was actually trying to grift for.

An iPad, of course.