I peed twice this morning

[Crex Crex]

I need medical help.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

You'll be fine, just plug it up with a pencil.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Dude, you have double piss syndrome, go see your urethra doctor.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I peed at 8 o'clock this morning. but I didn't get out of bed until 10

 

[eatler]

Rookie numbers babe, drink only black coffee and you’d be pissing twice as much. It’s quite debilitating really.

 

[Tablet County]

Drink more water. Don't run from your biological need to piss, embrace it. Get on that pissmaxxing grindset.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Make sure you collect it for your doctor in a piss bottle.

 

[Super Shiro]

Oh yeah? I peed thrice this morning.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I pray the ambulance reaches you in time, but I’m not optimistic.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

As long as you told Bart to get out I don't see any issues here.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Check your prostate

 

[Asian tech support]

This calls for expert advice. @Pissmaster get in here!

 

[Absurdity]

But was it at the same time?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

But was it at the same time?

Do two number ones equal a number two?

 

[Absurdity]

Do two number ones equal a number two?

No, but it might make a hermaphrodite. Honestly, I don't think it's possible to do a numero dos without an uno.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

all hail the peepee man

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

2 times a morning is rookie numbers

 

[NaggotFigger]

Do you piss blood?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Amazing job, Boss

 

[AgendaPoster]

Sounds like you don't drink enough water