Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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The irony is that bossman shouldn't really work any other job without fixing his addictions. Can you imagine him working a 60/yr career and trying to fund crack habits off that?

He'd be in jail again for stealing from his clients in less than a day
 
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OH MY GAWD DUDE THIS IS SO RIGGED :lossmanjack:
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in other news I am still looking for someone who can model/rig Austin and his room in the PS1 style before April 1st.
 
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His father using a nail gun is proof that the genes flowing through our BMJ is indeed, corrupted. The Ground is Sour. And if any reader on here has ever used nails when a screw is called for shouldn't be allowed near home chores and I pity the fools wife.
Like it matters. It'll be up for a week or two at most no matter how he does it.
 
After an evening of knocking his mic over 6+ times and shocking Kino chat every time he repeatedly did it, Bossman has seemingly fully broken his new expensive mic :lossmanjack:.
Spends a few minutes doing charades and then the moment he switches to webcam mic the first thing he does is cough into the mic

@Kees H a CrackVision of this would probably be good. You can see the cogs turning.
 
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@Kees H a CrackVision of this would probably be good. You can see the cogs turning.
Done :lossmanjack:. No wonder the port is fucked, he had it hanging with all it's weight down the wire while gambling yesterday and according to the reports in Sneedchat also during his rap sesh (which I usually mute). Austin's such a fucking retard.

 
Friendly reminder:
Bossman DOES NOT suicide bait.

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This website is pure evil always trying to twist bmj's words and portray him in a bad way. He clearly said he wanted to kill his computer but realized you can't kill an inanimate object. He's just bad with words is all.
Similar to these discord messages. He's not suicide baiting he just hates his life.

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BossmanJack: i honestly believ i have an edge over the way most ppl gamble

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He's not wrong. He doesn't understand odds or strategy, but most gamblers don't get a 5k juicer from the casino every time they walk in the building.

Casinos don't bankroll competent players because they'd go out of business on the handful of games that do have a skill threshold (poker, blackjack, craps, baccarat, etc).
 
BossmanJack: i honestly believ i have an edge over the way most ppl gamble
Well he does in that his gambling is basically paid for by other people. That's kind of an edge. It takes a massive amount of retardation to somehow barely make any money when stake and retards shower you with money constantly.
Casinos don't bankroll competent players because they'd go out of business on the handful of games that do have a skill threshold (poker, blackjack, craps, baccarat, etc).
Generally when played correctly the edge is really low on these, and of course you can count cards in blackjack if you can get away with it (if you get greedy they WILL notice and bounce your ass or at least ban you from blackjack). Poker they don't care about because they always get the rake no matter who wins. They actually do sometimes hire what are called "prop players" to start tables and stir up action on short-handed tables to get people to show up. Some people make a pretty good living doing that.
 
Austin found a new way to start his stream. Start with Runescape, and pre-gamble while Runescape is still on the screen, deliberately not showing the gamba. Fucking gay. Fortunately he switched to Stake.us after a couple of Keno hits. Usually he does this when his starting screen is up, not with his fucking cam and mic on.



Luckily we got to see the felt on his 200 bucks daily Stake reload. Malding about losing 5k off stream as well earlier today.



Chatter fr3sh offers him a juicer, but it takes him some time to transfer it, so this chatter gets shat on immediately. He kept BMJ up to date in the chat of what was going on, but Austin couldn't keep himself from shitting all over this juicer.



His mom bought him a new chair after he broke her dining room chair :story:.



Austin got incredibly bored on stream, so fucking around with his cam on stream, and he thinks he's super handsome or some dumb shit (pretty much every woman I've shown BMJ is physically repulsed by him, but okay).


 
Well he does in that his gambling is basically paid for by other people. That's kind of an edge. It takes a massive amount of retardation to somehow barely make any money when stake and retards shower you with money constantly.
It is Bossmanjack we are talking about. He doesn't consider that he has a better chance of profiting from gambling because he gets juiced with money from others. He only thinks he has a "better strategy" or a "higher level of skill" in games that are purely based on chance. It is a classic delusion of a gambler.
 
Just wanted to let you all know that I remastered (well, technically, mastered) the Bishunomi album last night. The Bandcamp and Soundcloud links from before are still valid and now have the remastered version of the album, the Mediafire download and Youtube embed in the original post can't be replaced :( . Sound quality has been VASTLY improved, plz listen/download again if you enjoyed it before. It is a night and day difference.

PS you can download the album for free on Bandcamp by "buying" it for $0.00.
 
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Austin making chimp noises while winning on Keno. ChimpmanJack.




And then he hits again on Keno, and he's the GOAT according to him, and he's a eagle. I'd prefer to think about him as a chimp.



Retarded happy dance while singing he's the Keno Wizard and the GOAT.



EDIT: Austin won some thou:wow:s, some banderooskis, and loses it all in ~10 mins. All the turbofelts with vault withdrawals that just happened incl. malding sesh and hating his life :lossmanjack:


 
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