"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[30+GameOvers]

I think Jim is spot on, this dude is probably the most pathetic and transparent grifter I have ever seen after Ethan Ralph.
Regarding his cancer, I think there is way too much very specific evidence he provided. Jim is known for fucking with people for a laugh, but even this is too much. Moreover, there is little reason why he would be pulling a fast one like this for so long. The simplest explanation is sometimes the right one, I think it's more likely that he has something that is way beyond his depth and wants to make sure his wife gets to have a little nest egg over him going thru pulling possibly the biggest gayop ever seen in the sektur's history for little to no payoff.
Mersh reading the announcement poast for the stream and coping is priceless, lmfao

 

[Konig]

mersh has a point, jim has done nothing with his life in the last 10 years since he told us he was dying besides watching anime and playing video games

And there's a better life?

>sell hats
>play vidya
>bang asian chick
>make people sperg on the internet
>die laughing

 

[MugolEx]

Dang. Jim knows his Bible.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

I had no idea this stream was just gonna be 100% shitting on merch. But I have been out of the loop for a while.

 

[MySonDavid]

Metokur getting into the Patrick Tomlinson lore makes me smile. I remember telling a strabismus-eye-having, fat-fucking reddit mod to go fuck himself and let us Pat post like it were yesterday. Now, Patrick is one of the most celebrated cows to ever exist. Just makes me happy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

mersh has a point, jim has done nothing with his life in the last 10 years since he told us he was dying besides watching anime and playing video games

10 years ago was internet aristocrat desperatly trying to get out of the retard war. The diagnosis was less than 5. Jimbo's probably living a normal fucking life outside the internet and fingerblasting Jade on chatroulette

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

As far as not dying. I know from my own family where people were told you got X time left by doctors and they end up living pass X time by 10 - 40 years.
Its completely possible. Some times simply refusing to die is an option. Its not pretty, but its an option.

 

[Humble Architect]

mersh has a point, jim has done nothing with his life in the last 10 years since he told us he was dying besides watching anime and playing video games

So a worthy way of spending ten years is drinking, whoring cause you can’t hunt it for yourself, gambling (losing), eating to excess and doing drugs in nigger housing where your only companions are some stolen rodents?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

mersh has a point, jim has done nothing with his life in the last 10 years since he told us he was dying besides watching anime and playing video games

Seems like he is trying to set up a nest egg for his Wife as best he can, which as a husband is probably the best thing he can do.

 

[Gulls on Film]

The Nine Inch Nails music in the background during his villian speech is fucking killing me.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Mersh sounded genuinely hurt reading Jim's post referencing his botched penile inversion flap vaginoplasty.

 

[Tablet County]

mersh has a point, jim has done nothing with his life in the last 10 years since he told us he was dying besides watching anime and playing video games

No assembly of words can adequately convey how fucking retarded this statement is.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"How long does he get to die for"

Well..as long as it takes? We are all..dying for our entire lives technically.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

So Eric July actually got millions of dollars as Rackets wished?

 

[the_hidden_one]

I can't really understand why people think Jim is faking. He's been on the Internet forever and has seen numerous people try to grift faking an illness. He would know better than to run some con like that.

He also had no reason to do it. His streams were always successful. He could fire up a stream and sing the hamster song for three hours and get thousands in super berries. He had no reason to try and get pity donations from a terminal illness. He could have been streaming about bullshit until the sun burns out, but if he was faking cancer at some point he would have to take a death, or make a miraculous recovery. It just seems like way more effort than it's worth.

 

[Karen]

It's gotta be agonizing for Jim to think about how people will harass Jade after he's gone. That doesn't even make me mad at the internet, it makes me sad at the internet.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I can't really understand why people think Jim is faking. He's been on the Internet forever and has seen numerous people try to grift faking an illness. He would know better than to run some con like that.

He also had no reason to do it. His streams were always successful. He could fire up a stream and sing the hamster song for three hours and get thousands in super berries. He had no reason to try and get pity donations from a terminal illness. He could have been streaming about bullshit until the sun burns out, but if he was faking cancer at some point he would have to take a death, or make a miraculous recovery. It just seems like way more effort than it's worth.

Plus he's always been able to make money. He refused to for years. Could have spent the past few years just pilling up super chats.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I can't really understand why people think Jim is faking. He's been on the Internet forever and has seen numerous people try to grift faking an illness. He would know better than to run some con like that.

He also had no reason to do it. His streams were always successful. He could fire up a stream and sing the hamster song for three hours and get thousands in super berries. He had no reason to try and get pity donations from a terminal illness. He could have been streaming about bullshit until the sun burns out, but if he was faking cancer at some point he would have to take a death, or make a miraculous recovery. It just seems like way more effort than it's worth.

His biggest meme right now is him grifting so hard that you should buy a Hat from him..for the hat you bought from him and people laugh their asses off it.

Jim would blow The Sektor out of the water if he streamed once a week.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Mersh had legit strokes on stream, and yet he's still going with the fake-cancer schtick even now. Something something glass houses
"There were rumbles of "Mersh was right, what he said was true""
Said nobody ever, this might be the dumbest thing this retard claimed and that's saying something. Maybe he really is hallucinating from all the cat shit in his house.

 

[Wodanaz]

mersh has a point, jim has done nothing with his life in the last 10 years since he told us he was dying besides watching anime and playing video games

Pretend you're diagnosed with cancer and some autoimmune meme. What would you do? Start a charity or some shit?