BABSCon banned Chris, leaks emails

Being real for a second here. At this point any con permitting Chris even with purest intentions of giving him a fair shake would set up the precedent that its that kind of con. When word spreads that Chris is in attendance surely a gaggle of weens and redditors will follow in tow trying to encourage shenanigans from him.
 
How many Cons does Chris have to get banned from before he gets the idea of "SonichuCon" in his head?
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Please, for the love of god, make this a reality.
 
Being real for a second here. At this point any con permitting Chris even with purest intentions of giving him a fair shake would set up the precedent that its that kind of con. When word spreads that Chris is in attendance surely a gaggle of weens and redditors will follow in tow trying to encourage shenanigans from him.
Knowing the kind of idiots trying to get into Christory now, they'd be the kind to let Chris hug and kiss on them and then turn around and tell con staff that Chris had touched them inappropriately and without their consent to try and get him to have another meltdown and go into his Hedgehog Defensive mode again. None of these people are original or funny.
 
It makes me wonder what kind of a meltdown would he have if AOL closed shop overnight and he lost access to this e-mail address he had since the 90's, and by extent to absolutely everything else.
At most assuming he has the account set up as a 2FA for everything he uses like PSN and Nintendo (and he doesn't have the knowledge on how to recover them) I imagine it would trigger at least a level 5 chimp out from Chris.
 
What's more news to me is that there are enough people that still give enough of a shit about My Little Pony to put together a convention in 2024.
It makes me wonder what kind of a meltdown would he have if AOL closed shop overnight and he lost access to this e-mail address he had since the 90's, and by extent to absolutely everything else.
Everyone else who uses AOL still is over 75 so he'd fit right in with the angry octogenarians.
 
The idea spergs convinced him he was bisexual back in 2018, it's why he believes he's married to both male and female 'Chus and at least one male pokemon. It also could be why he drew his ponysona flirting with null at the end of the idea guy saga.
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I love how Chris unintentionally drew Jersh's Ponysona looking legitimately uncomfortable.
 
What's more news to me is that there are enough people that still give enough of a shit about My Little Pony to put together a convention in 2024.
Never underestimate the kind of degenerate that jerks off to children's media about pastel, marshmallow horses. Like with a lot of stuff, they've made it too much of their personality to give it up.
 
New Chris content? It's an Easter miracle.
Text of the e-mails, courtesy of the cwcki:
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The progression of the email is something only Chris Chan could come up with.

>I am disappointed that I'm no longer welcome at your conventions
>I was never convicted of any of the crimes I was accused of
>I am a member of the LGBTQIAP+ Community and I'm disabled
>I was only hoping to enjoy myself at your convention and I was not looking to cause any trouble.
>You are all demons and God will be angry with you
>Karmic retribution is coming your way
>I can make this happen because I have cosmic powers
>Sincerely signed: Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, your friendly CPU Goddess Blue Heart and Avatar
>Sent from AOL
 
At most assuming he has the account set up as a 2FA for everything he uses like PSN and Nintendo (and he doesn't have the knowledge on how to recover them) I imagine it would trigger at least a level 5 chimp out from Chris.
Chris losing his AOL account would be equal trauma to smashing his PS3 and Sonics arms changing to blue.
 
So it was as we suspected, Chris tried to book tickets for BABScon for him and Flutter and got btfo. They framed the email exchange and showed it off at the con lol, based.
Even closeted furries ban Chris drama and inevitable shit storm if he was there.
It's s funny, really a sub fandom that tolerates literal horse fuckers ban Chris.

If Chris attended Anthrocon, would furries welcome Chris or would they ban him too? It's a fun thought experiment.
 
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