Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Nick has already claimed he's "like" Jesus.

Is there a chance he's pull a Chris-Chan and claim he IS Jesus?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LMAO! Felted in his own chat:

 

[polar bear]

LMAO! Felted in his own chat:

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"the free time I have usually consists of me looking at rafters for good noose placement"

Suicide baitin' on EASTER SUNDAY? Someone should tell him he already earned the ticket to Hell, no need to be trying harder

 

[holyhandgrenade]

But suicide baiting on Troon Day of Visibility is perfectly appropriate

 

[AncientPhosphur]

check stream late

He’s complaining and nitpicking “He is risen”. Elaborates how he’s totally a Christian but doesn’t declare it openly. It’s a good day btw… it’s apart of him but he doesn’t have deeply held beliefs. It’s totally not a religious grift. Nick admits he belongs in hell.

I haven’t watched a Rekieta stream (mostly) live but it feels very unformated and more stream of consciousness which is bad. He keeps going off on tangents. Chat is more lively than Ethan Ralph’s so I’m immediately confused.

I skipped ahead to live and he’s ranting about pumping gas with glass in hand. This just confused me more about his poor stream format.

 

[Peace Through Power]

MFW watching Nicks stream

 

[teriyakiburns]

I don't recall, did Ty ever re-schedule after that abrupt cancellation? If not, I wonder if he saw Nick's recent output and decided to cut his losses.

 

[figure it out persons]

He just admitted he stayed up till 5 last night before church, sounds like someone was tweakin.

Also his description of church sounds kinda like what mine would have been when I was 10 getting forced to go to church with my mom lol.

 

[Sharpeteer]

LMAO! Felted in his own chat

I just bought a frozen pizza for $6 to enjoy while working on my current Nick video project, and grocery store pizza is a better use of money than paying Nick every month just to get told he's too busy to give you anything.

What are you even paying for at that point? For this retard to either 1) give you nothing 2) drunkenly complain to video how he "never did the thing!" You are getting NOTHING of any tangible value.

Even donating to DSP is a better use of money. Even if he wastes his money on WWE Champions, at least he's consistent with giving you something to watch. Nick isn't.

 

[Peace Through Power]

He just admitted he stayed up till 5 last night before church, sounds like someone was tweakin.

Also his description of church sounds kinda like what mine would have been when I was 10 getting forced to go to church with my mom lol.

It's uncanny, he even said he was falling asleep during the sermon

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

check stream late

He’s complaining and nitpicking “He is risen”. Elaborates how he’s totally a Christian but doesn’t declare it openly. It’s a good day btw… it’s apart of him but he doesn’t have deeply held beliefs. It’s totally not a religious grift. Nick admits he belongs in hell.

I haven’t watched a Rekieta stream (mostly) live but it feels very unformated and more stream of consciousness which is bad. He keeps going off on tangents. Chat is more lively than Ethan Ralph’s so I’m immediately confused.

I skipped ahead to live and he’s ranting about pumping gas with glass in hand. This just confused me more about his poor stream format.

He went on to bitch about how long the service on Good Friday was and how hated it and what he disliked about certain people in the church. This went on for 5-7 minutes until he pivoted somehow into criticising the message given out.

ETA: So he is saying now Easter is 'some pagan shit', but it is alright because the appropriation of pagan rituals by Christians is 'hilarious'. 'Rama-Christ' would be FUNNY!

ETA 2: He thinks it is 'heretical' to say Jesus died for people who don't believe in Him.

1 John 2​

1 My dear children, I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have an advocate with the Father—Jesus Christ, the Righteous One.
2 He is the atoning sacrifice for our sins, and not only for ours but also for the sins of the whole world.

Oh, and Jesus is lazy because he did things 'once' and expect people to remember him. Ra, on the other hand, drove the sun boat every day!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He went on to bitch about how long the service on Good Friday was and how hated it and what he disliked about certain people in the church. This went on for 5-7 minutes until he pivoted somehow into criticising the message given out.

And now he’s talking about how Easter is pagan says Christians want to be Jewish. Glass in hand. Doing the ceiling cat stare. Reads chat, raises toast and drinks. Jokes about how you only know so much when someone says Nick doesn’t belong in hell.

 

[Guarek]

What's been going on with rekieta? I looked him up after a few months away and found a few couple different video's about him. I tune in on occasion because i want to hear some different points of view on various topics.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick acts out the whole old testament on stream. Way too much talk about foreskins. Viewcount dropping profusely

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick has already claimed he's "like" Jesus.

Nick's blood might actually have enough alcohol in it to be as strong as wine but don't drink it for it also has the AIDS.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Now Nick is saying that David was coding gay with Jonathan (he couldn't remember the name), and he misrepresented that David went out collecting foreskins to marry Saul's daughter in order to become king... Which was not what was the case.

Nick also says that Jesus basically trashed the whole Old Testament and called everything that God did then 'weird' and just wanted people to basically 'be nice to each other'.

He also says Lot was 'godly' and endorsed by God for offering his daughters to the rape mob outside his house.

It is all WEIRD...

 

[dustnight]

Oh, and Jesus is lazy because he did things 'once' and expect people to remember him. Ra, on the other hand, drove the sun boat every day!

But who owned the sun boat?

 

[AnOminous]

If she divorce-raped him she could probably get alimony/child support but I don't have the personal experience to know if that would cover all their expenses without her also needing a decent income herself.

Considering five children and that they'd mostly be still in the house, she'd almost certainly get that. If it's in a trust, there's an executor who is not Nick and would choose the grandchildren and Kayla over Nickhole. She'd also get at least half the assets, whatever those might be. Bye bye Rustang prosthetic penis. She'd also probably get alimony but only for a couple years.

Pretty sure she'll be living on easy street after dumping Balldo Man if that ever happens. It may just be they're a match made in Hell and will stay together though.

Oh man, fellow Christ-fags, get ready for this one.

"How do you do, fellow Christians? Did you know Jesus used a Balldo?"

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

he’s ranting about pumping gas with glass in hand

I'm sorry, what? Like a crack pipe?
Edit: Oh, you mean he is currently drinking. I just assumed he meant drinking at the pump or something. I don't know why I'd consider that a possibility.

I know why.

 

[AnOminous]

"the free time I have usually consists of me looking at rafters for good noose placement"

Suicide baitin' on EASTER SUNDAY? Someone should tell him he already earned the ticket to Hell, no need to be trying harder

Fun fact: that and not betraying Jesus was why he went to Hell.

I skipped ahead to live and he’s ranting about pumping gas with glass in hand. This just confused me more about his poor stream format.

Confirmed for DUI. He must not like that law license because that's having your license suspended until you go to rehab shit.

He also says Lot was 'godly' and endorsed by God for offering his daughters to the rape mob outside his house.

While he did in fact do that it was to appease them because they were trying to rape literal angels. While even being a product of its era, this was one of the more fucked up things in the Bible, including the part where his wife was turned into a pillar of salt just for looking back, Nick has an even more fucked-up take on it apparently.

Now Nick is saying that David was coding gay with Jonathan (he couldn't remember the name), and he misrepresented that David went out collecting foreskins to marry Saul's daughter in order to become king... Which was not what was the case.

It's Uriah and if he was gay for the guy he wouldn't have sent him to the front line to get him killed so he could cuck him. He would have just said "I'm the KANG get on your knees and suck my dick." Nick is a degenerate homosexual so he reads gay shit into everything.

Also his description of church sounds kinda like what mine would have been when I was 10 getting forced to go to church with my mom lol.

This faggot's whole life is apparently just still screaming FUCK YOU DAD decades later.