The Moderator Drama Summarized

[Reverend]

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This is the gayest April Fools ever.

is it an April Fools or not. Can never tell with this place.

 

[Oxyjen]

Wtf I thought The Fat One hired only the best of janitors.

Imagine believing, even for a second, that the site has even one moderator who isn’t a fat middle aged white male American.

 

[Pissmaster]

Below is a post by @Useful_Mistake offering

his butthole in the ERP chains. I knew it! Hahahahaha!

 

[Breadbassket]

How many ERP DM chains are there?

 

[stupid fufu]

this thread is fat and i would not have sex with it. disliked and reported.

 

[polyester]

The problem with online jannies is that the kind of people who would willingly do it, are the kind of people that shouldn't be doing it.

 

[₲litches]

Fuck, I got all the way to

…Before I remembered what day it is, lol.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

>Female seeking moderation powers and using a selfie
Why.. did this even get approved? This isn't the first time Ive seen a "4chan esque" community like this have a moderation team of absolute normies and somehow, primarily women, who are not of the community but seek to 'moderate' it.

The problem with online jannies is that the kind of people who would willingly do it, are the kind of people that shouldn't be doing it.

And those who should be jannies don't want to, cause no fucking sane person would. "Hi hello, I want power. Yes I just signed up but uh-"

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I fucking knew it

 

[kiwirevolving]

Why is this a featured thread?

You're supposed to care

 

[gmax alcremie]

so I was bemused to see another moderator was complaining

Pls stop using bemused this way, it isn't a synonym for "amused" but if people keep misusing it the definition will shift

 

[Kilo Riley]

How on earth was Bargain Bin Laden not invited to the gooner chats?

 

[Dick Valentine]

Spoiler: Me reading the first page while being completely aware what day it is.

 

[Noxe]

Man, that mod seems like a menace, thanks for letting me know about her. Quite strange turn of events, I could have sworn this had just happened to another user - what was his name again? Ker-ler? Catastrophe? Oh well.

Yup. That's exactly who I was thinking of too. Cat something.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I bet I'm late but this is kinda like what Catler was doing right? Was possible in the Boy Kisser shit and self-nuked.

Catler is innocent, it was ADHD the whole time.

 

['Ole Dente]

This is what happens when you let a woman into the clubhouse, boys. There’s no “cool ones.” They’re all gay, they all make your shit gay. This rule has been universal for all of space and time and until you start being smart about it, you will always have weird gay shit like this happening.

 

[derpi]

I had to look up what gooning is and truly the only thing I’ve learned is that it’s some sort of degeneracy. What the fuck is going on here?

 

[ChadBrazilian]

I am not reading all that. So, feel free to accept any of these answers; whatever is the most appropriate:
1. Fuck trannies.
2. Fuck Indians.
3. Thanks, Josh.
4. Fuck you, Josh.
5. I am sad that this has happened to us.
6. I am happy that this has happened to us.
7. Fuck coomers.
8. Fuck jannies.
9. Hahaha This is a very funny April Fool's joke.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Explain why Alex fancies you please.

Because he is gay and schizophrenic

 

[The Pulverizer]

Am not tranny, plz apologize

Yet you have three titles that indicate you are a tranny.