Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[Shig O'nella]

All these cucks paying for T&H when all you gotta do is show up at his door and threaten him with a knife

Dammit, cuffs, I told you that in confidence!!! Now they'll all be fucking doing it.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

Bro actually took the autistic shit storm and turned it into a money-making scheme.
10/10

 

[Cats]

I get it, because green is the color of the Fruit inside of the kiwi bird, and it's like we're all "inside" of a little exclusive, fun circle.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I get it, because green is the color of the Fruit inside of the kiwi bird, and it's like we're all "inside" of a little exclusive, fun circle.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

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is this why they call it the flesh of the fruit?

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Me looking down from my T&H ivory tower at all the non T&H plebs.

 

[Cuban Pete]

Reaction notifications are a hit of dopamine that will shit up the entire site with retards farming dopamine and I will personally take the time to neg-rate each and every true and honest fan I happen to see since I know that they're most probably a retarded dopamine fiend who created a post for dopamine and nothing else.
>"Hello friends,"
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[Seventh Star]

I'm not even American and I know what day it is. Are you faggots for real lmao.

 

[AnOminous]

I always love confirmation that an impressive portion of the active user base has autism.

Gotta love people with the level of credulity to believe shit posted today of all days.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I fucking hate it here

welcome...to Null's Kiwi Farms forum. hardly anyone ever checks in. nobody ever checks out

 

[LemonParty]

@Null

I donated a few hundred bucks to the legal fund and baught some silver coins. I'm not sure if you're privy to the credit card info used, or if this even counts twards "True and Honest Fan" but I can potentially verify it.

If not then I'll just send $20 I suppose. Regardless, thanks Josh.



Edit: I understand it's April 1st... but you can't hate on me for trying to get the "True and Honest Fan" moniker anyways.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

@Null

I donated a few hundred bucks to the legal fund and baught some silver coins. I'm not sure if you're privy to the credit card info used, or if this even counts twards "True and Honest Fan" but I can potentially verify it.

If not then I'll just send $20 I suppose. Regardless, thanks Josh.

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Edit: I understand it's April 1st... but you can't hate on me for trying to get the "True and Honest Fan" moniker anyways.

I am thankful for your paypigging, but have you ever thought about PMs?

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

I'm not paying for something that used to be free, Jew fag.

 

[Finger Pistols]

All these cucks paying for T&H when all you gotta do is show up at his door and threaten him with a knife

Null has an impenetrable defence against that. Go to the bathroom and start shitting, it worked with the trannies that one time.

 

[Sithis]

This is a nice compromise since the overlap between the people autistic enough to sperg about wanting stickers (like me) and the people spending enough time here to justify paying (like me) is probably high.

Limited time offer to any plebs reading this, subscribe to Kiwi Green and let me know about your choice to become elite and I will respond with 1 (one) Drink! reaction sticker which you will receive notification of due to your paid status superiority.

 

[Smar Mijou]

This is slightly less funny than the time @CECA Loather paid Null 260 dollars to feature his shit thread for 6 hours

Null giving a pay-to-feature option for Kiwi Green would've been really hilarious

Actually that was pretty funny once everyone found out that he paid for the feature, and his total surprise that he would be the one to get shit on for paypigging afterwards.

The speedrun to Torba-hood is complete.

Nah that doesn't happen, at least not until we're all doxxxxxxxxxed.

Bro actually took the autistic shit storm and turned it into a money-making scheme.
10/10

Are we pReddit now??? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

 

[LemonParty]

I am thankful for your paypigging, but have you ever thought about PMs?

I wanted to mention it publicly in the event Null actually posthumously grants "True and Honest Fan" titles to paypigs like myself and others.

 

[purpleflurp]

The real april fools was Null being friendly and nice to us.

Good ending April Fools: Jeffrey Eggstein and Chantal never left. Null provides a new update about the two finding partners and starting families of their own

 

[Dipodomys]

Oh thank God!!

It's been agonizing not being able to thank all these kind strangers!

 

[Homer Simpson]

Might have to send in the $20 bill. Maybe after you return to the states. Hopefully a fed doesn't steal it from the mail.