Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

If there's a new video tomorrow it'll suck anyway. Probably a Kuwait hurple and more pictures of fountains or something. Those are always ass.
I expect her next video to be Salah spoiling her with an unexpected holiday weekend away for her birthday. She can kill a few birds with one stone that way. YouTube naughty corner can be the excuse, she tries again to present Salah as a loving husband, plus she can cover up her border hop up, all the while pretending she didn’t see Mr Snowflake or SeptraSeven’s documentaries.

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Just another thought, what if they finally have permission for the shit loving, wannabe rapist to go to Canada ?

Not going to happen with an undischarged bankruptcy and a tax debt. Guaranteed she hasn’t paid a cent in tax for the past years income, even if there is a remote chance that her pre-Kuwait arrangement was being honoured.

Has anyone asked Peetz?
Someone would have to watch Peetz to know. From what I’ve seen, he’s been streaming with no viewers.
 
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Like others, I have been exploring other vows and frankly most are far more interesting.
Oooh any recs?

expect her next video to be Salah spoiling her with an unexpected holiday weekend away for her birthday
You just made me flash back to when she returned to Kuwait after Kaibella and smugly mentioned her and shitlord’s “great night.” What a time to be alive!
 
A little off topic, but I want to let you know how horrible it will be for the people who are stuck with dealing with Chantal's body:

Let's say that you are the poor mortician that is stuck with the challenge of embalming Chantal's body. First challenge is, how the hell are you going to lift her up on the table in the first place? Most funeral homes NOW have a weight limit, because it is not only a problem for people having to carry an obese cadaver but also expensive. You will need double or triple amount of embalming chemicals than the average body. Some tables simply cannot hold a heavy body like that.
After the mortician nearly breaks his back putting Foodie up on the table, the second challenge is as soon as you open her up her fat will spill EVERYWHERE! Imagine trying to dig through all of that tissue to try to find her misshapen organs, while maintaining the body's original shape for viewing. It is essentially a time-consuming process.
Third challenge if Chinny's family cares enough, and you didn't really do a good job trying to maintain that blob of a person, they will bitch and moan that her body doesn't look like her at all and you did a terrible job. They can even threaten to sue you for damaging and neglecting the body, whether it was unintentional or not.
Fourth is finding and buying a god damn casket that can even CARRY the Mighty Guntress. Caskets are not cheap, the cheapest casket you can get is around $900 - $2000. Caskets created specifically for morbidly obese people are even pricier, because you need to be aware of the dimensions for a deathcow to even fit in it. Most of them can carry up to 400 - 550lbs... you will need to buy a customised coffin for Gunt which is depending on where you are buying it from.

Don't even think about cremation. Obese bodies can start greasefires. There was a case where a woman was too fat for the crematory and ended up burning the building up. Most crematories have a weight limit now, but on the plus side (get it?)they are building larger crematories specifically for fat loads of shit like Chantal.

I am saddened that the sources I've read from (which were from morticians, funeral directors) are gone now (thanks modern Google), so I can only link to similar:

Cremation
Videos and other stuff (don't watch if squeamish)
Comments about working on a fat body (don't click if squeamish)

So yeah, even in death Gunt is gonna be a cunt. I don't think Kuwait is even suited to deal with bodies like Chantal's. I am not sure with Canada's, but it will be more pricey.

Edit; I am not happy with how I wrote this so I am going to revise it a bit. Apologies to anyone reading.
 
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If there's a new video tomorrow it'll suck anyway. Probably a Kuwait hurple and more pictures of fountains or something. Those are always ass.
I'm guessing probably a mukbang where she explains where she was and that Salad was the best husband ever and surprised her with a surprise week long vacation. She might mention getting a strike since yomama let everyone know that and how hypocrisy Youtube is for not striking FFG since she's so much worse than our innocent muslim housewife :ratface:
 
I am 0% sure and likely talking out my ass but I don’t think Muslims do the embalming thing, they seem to shove them into the ground within 24hrs - let’s hope you’re really dead first eh! So all that is required would be a REALLY big hole in the ground. And maybe a toxic waste license I dunno..

🤦🏻‍♀️ Just ninja’d by @The Queen of Autists ❤️

So was wondering. IF she died in Canada and got embalmed etc would she go to the grave heavier or lighter due to the process? Would be ironic if in death she becomes a skinny legend. (Not really a question just putting it out there for you to think about, am sure I can google it AFTER breakfast is safely down).
 
A little off topic, but I want to let you know how horrible it will be for the people who are stuck with dealing with Chantal's body:
That’s way too much effort for Gunt. In her case if in Kuwait it would be dig a bloody big hole, cover her body in a shroud and roll her in. Fill the rest of the hole back up. Job done!

You don’t need autopsies or embalming, nor do you need to have a funeral or a casket these days….and that’s not just in Kuwait.

Ninja’d by @The Queen of Autists

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So was wondering. IF she died in Canada and got embalmed etc would she go to the grave heavier or lighter due to the process?
If she dies in Canada, I’d expect the family to deal with her via what is known as a “naked cremation”. The body isn’t actually naked, but there’s no coffin. There doesn’t need to be a service either. Just get her cremated (like they did Gran) and wait for the ashes to be returned. Then the family can do what they like with the ashes. In Gunt’s case that might well be throw in the nearest bin.
 
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Islam doesn’t do coffins and autopsies and cremation and all that jazz. They throw them in a hole in the ground hopefully the first day but for sure by the third.


I only know cause I looked it up. Apparently we have a Eurocentric view on funerals lol. Oops

Well, hopefully all of that fat and blubber will give some life and vegetation to the sandy, oil infested lands of Kuwait once she's burried 6th under. They may need to be cautious however, large mammals such as her and whales can sometimes have an extremely large amount of gas built up so they may need to safely (from a distance) blow her up first with TNT- which would be easy to find in a land full of Jihadists.

@The Crawling Chaos beat me to it <3
 
I agree: if and when Chantal comes back it'll just be more of the same damn Kreamy Kuweight shit. Though I suppose there's always a chance she is in the middle of a hurple back to Leafland. The Section Kuw8 Housing arc will have to end at some point. But she's stuck it out for far longer than I ever thought she would. Never underestimate the power of ODD and a BPD bitch's lust for any smattering of dick.

I don't think the Queen Guntress is dead, but I also think that if she were raging hard enough, wanted to clap back at the haters enough, she would've found a way to go live on Twitch. We will find out soon enough.
In Canada they could spread her ashes at every restaurant/fast food place in town and the homeless fucking rock and the outhouse.
They could spread them around the Luxury Villa apartments, or have the ashes interred somewhere with a box of Nashies.
 
Edit to add; At almost the very end, I think someone asked about Chins. Peetz pauses to read the chat (no chat on video) and says "She's fine" in that way when he talks about her.
It never takes my timestamp link

At about 54:25

I sacrificed myself and watched Peetz stream from earlier today. I couldn't even put it on max speed because he mumbles and sometimes its hard to hear when he answers a question

Anyway, he seems too relaxed and chatty about nerd shit so I don't think he is worried or anything. She probably told him not to say anything.
 
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I sacrificed myself and watched Peetz stream from earlier today. I couldn't even put it on max speed because he mumbles and sometimes its hard to hear when he answers a question

Anyway, he seems too relaxed and chatty about nerd shit so I don't think he is worried or anything. She probably told him not to say anything.
Respect to you my friend. I tried it at normal speed, highest speed but he literally mumbles naturally so I couldn't get past 10 minutes. Most of his streams are him just starring into the camera like a fucking incel.
 
So yeah, even in death Gunt is gonna be a cunt. I don't think Kuwait is even suited to deal with bodies like Chantal's. I am not sure with Canada's, but it will be more pricey.
This was discussed in the thread awhile ago. I can't throw too much shade at anyone for not being able to find info in this mammoth thread, but I hope everyone at least attempts to search.

The long and short is that Kuwait neither embalms nor cremates. They bury bodies within a day. If the deceased is foreign, they will refrigerate it for a short time, until the family can have the body shipped back home, but they make no promises on how well it will keep.

So yes, it would be the horror show of horror shows if Chins were to doy in Kuwait,
 
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